I just beat "Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2'. AMA
I give it an 85/100. It is first person shooter Arkham Asylum. Don't worry, it is not woke.
Will post proof of completion on reply.
Pros:
>great atmosphere and good voice acting
>action setpieces are very fun (remind me of Batman Arkham series) and reward you for playing aggressive. I suggest playing it on the hardest difficulty
>story is very complex and characters are memorable, even if the anarchs are portrayed maybe too generously
>there is replayability, not nearly as much as Bloodlines 1, though, and your background does not matter as much as it should in dialogues
>I got the you become the new prince ending, which felt fair
>game is divided by the main game and some detective side-adventure that overstays its welcome twice but is very important and worth paying attention to
>surprising amount of diversity for a game set in a single city, there is actual dungeon variety
>you can customize your skillset extensively, but I really only used my clan's abilities
Cons:
>sidequests are not much worth doing, they are mostly busy work. I miss helping the thin blood couple and watching them leaving the city-type of thing from Bloodlines 1. All quests worth doing are inserted in the main story, so you can beat the game fast
>game sometimes want to force you into action sequences even when your clan has skills that should trivialize / avoid them, unlike Bloodlines 1
>game kind of cockblocks you, while in Bloodlines 1 your character was having much more action
People will complain about having to walk left and right maintaining the masquerade, but that is part of Bloodlines DNA. This game will make you want to reinstall 1.
>>723926935 (OP)
>first person shooter
>can't even carry any guns
1/10 shill, nice try.
>>723926935 (OP)
The story, writing and characters are good, the gameplay and "open world" are shit. Stealth is basically impossible if there is a big guy who can tank a stealth insta kill and fighting multiple enemies is pure torture.
>it's not woke
Explain why all women look like MTF
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10/23/2025, 1:59:51 AM
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>>723928065
I got to the open world and realized that most of the buildings were just facades.
I contrasted that with the OG Santa Monica where there were lots of buildings you could enter.
And then decided it wasn't worth continuing.
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>>723926935 (OP)
Hello saar
Do the needful
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10/23/2025, 2:02:02 AM
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WHATS UP GOTH GAMER NATION
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>>723926935 (OP)
Some other comments:
>the game presents some glitches, especially related to the environments due to the variety of movement skills you have. I played a Banu Hakhim and it has an ability to sprint while crouched while led to me getting stuck three times in 18 hours
>you are heavily incentivized to use your powers of telechynesis (I dunno how to write it)
>there are very few puzzles
>enemy variety felt decent for what World of Darkness has to offer, which is not a lot
>movement acros the city is fast if you realize that you are not meant to just run left and right, and that you can climb buildings, glide, launch yourself and do Spiderman things
>writing is good, to the point that the final act is well setup enough that you can predict most major twists if you have been paying attention
>using malkav abilities to be a detective is fun and should not be exclusive to the detective sequences
This game is better if you really play with the mindset that you are this overpowered demigod who is scared of nothing despite being nerfed. Characters will respect you more if you respect yourself.
This game would have been perfect if it had 7 more sidequests, skillchecks and a character sheet with attributes that you can use to influence dialogue. Also, despite combat being fun, you SHOULD be able to skip it entirely if you have the proper skill for that.
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>>723926935 (OP)
>no humanity system, can slaughter innocents with no penalty, no frenzy, no beast
>no real masquerade system where subsequent violations cause more and more dangerous vampire hunters to come after you until you're inveitably executed by the camarilla, you break it once and you're just instakilled by a magical teleporting hunter staking you from behind with no way to prevent it
>no inventory, clothing purely cosmetic, no weapons, no stats, no lockpicking, speech checks, hacking, nothing
>tacked on combat, but the only enemy types are humans, humans with fangs, or naked humans with no eyes, no tzimisce abominations, no zombies, no werewolves, no kuei-jin, gargoyles, shovelheads, hengeyokai
>Clan means nothing, can spec into any clans disciplines, all abilities unlocked by second hour of the game
>No role playing, can't be evil as a VAMPIRE.
>no memorable locations or characters that will still be talked about in 20 years time
What a disappointment. Even bloodhunt had a humanity system and that was a fortnite clone.
Nice try shill. 85/100 for a 12 hour game they're asking $60 for with no replayability, LMAO
I will now address the comments.
>>723927257
Yes, you can't carry guns. You are an elder vampire from the 17th century, why even bother? You can manipulate all guns with your mind.
>>723927261
>gameplay is shit
It is not. The combat is fun, depending on your skillset.
>stealth is impossible
You are meant to play it like Batman Arkham Asylum. Strike from the shadows.
You can down a good chunk of any of the semi-bosses stealthily if you just hide.
Think it like it is a Batman game. If all your enemies are common, you can go apeshit. But if you are going against some real vampire with powers, you need to think a bit more.
>fighting multiple enemies is torture
As a Banu Hakhim, I pretty much used their numbers against them. I was cornering them in tight edges and using my guillotine to behead a lot of them, using invisibility to hunt them around to restore HP and blood when I needed.
Sounds like a skill issue, or you chose the wrong clan for how you wnat to play the game.
>>723927402
Some women are really hot (the ones from the hot clans). I dunno what you are talking about.
>>723927434
The game could have used more empty spaces, I agree. Bloodlines 1 had you explore tons of extra areas that made the tiny world you were in feel really bigger.
But it is worth to continue. I recommend restarting.
>>723928065
>You are an elder vampire from the 17th century, why even bother?
Because it's cool, faggot
>It is not. The combat is fun, depending on your skillset.
Two enemy types, lmao
>>723927871
>no humanity system, can slaughter innocents with no penalty, no frenzy, no beast
Yeah, those are not in the game, sadly.
>no real masquerade system where subsequent violations cause more and more dangerous vampire hunters to come after you until you're inveitably executed by the camarilla, you break it once and you're just instakilled by a magical teleporting hunter staking you from behind with no way to prevent it
Wouldn't make sense in this game's lore. You are a demigod compared to these little kids.
If one of them tried to put a stick in me because I did some masquerade breaking, I'd kill the entire Court and not look back twice.
I interpret the masquerade breaking as you yourself commiting suicide to protect the mask.
>no inventory, clothing purely cosmetic, no weapons, no stats, no lockpicking, speech checks, hacking, nothing
Yeah, the RPG aspects are missing. It needed those.
>Clan means nothing, can spec into any clans disciplines, all abilities unlocked by second hour of the game
This is a mischaracterization. The game has like 36+ skills, but only 4 are easy to unlock. You can beat the game with those 4, but the rest require more footwork.
>No role playing, can't be evil as a VAMPIRE
>no memorable locations or characters that will still be talked about in 20 years time
The characters are not over the top and trying to use every single second of screentime to leave a mark. But Fabian was cool, Safia is interesting.
I think Verona will be talked about in the future.
>>723928065
>You are an elder vampire from the 17th century, why even bother?
Because of the fucking masquerade?
Because your shitty abilities are on a feed limit and a semi auto shotty would kill much faster than just swinging around your hands like a retard?
You may be an elder vampire according to the story but in gameplay you get pushed arond like a human even by lowly ghouls.
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>>723926935 (OP)
fucking kill yourself
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>>723928401
>If one of them tried to put a stick in me because I did some masquerade breaking, I'd kill the entire Court and not look back twice.
If only that was an actual option in the game and not your shitty fanfiction
>>723928368
You can use and control guns, but you won't have your elder vampire reloading and tossing grenades. Why even do that when you can rip someone's skull, lift their gun with their mind then shoot their allies next?
>>723926935 (OP)
Do you think the game would have been more warmly received if they never used the "Bloodlines" in the name?
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>>723928368
I don't want to play another boring ass FPS, faggot
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>>723928954
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>>723933808
>a 400 years old vampire who has traveled across half the world, possibly like gen 6 or some shit
>can barely deal with a bunch of thinbloods and ghouls even in a weakened state
Bitch nigga, weakened state should only stop you from nuking Seattle altogether
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10/23/2025, 2:20:57 AM
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>>723926935 (OP)
I am not buying your trash game shill
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>>723928714
But you want to play a boring talking simulator with tacked on combat, two enemy types and no rpg elements? Well, wish I was such a brainlet retard that such things could entertain me, I truly envy you.
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10/23/2025, 2:21:23 AM
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>kill the evil black sabbat art bitch
>later quest has you go find that retarded bitch with a southern accent that joined her as a blood doll after her twin sister who was also her blood doll got killed
>turns out that vampire mind rape turned her into a dyke who was in love with the evil black sabbat murder death cult art bitch and the game tries to make you feel bad for killing her abuser who put her on vampire drug mindfuck hypno and killed like 1000 humans in that mission
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>>723928641
Because it offers player choice.
That's one of the things people love about the original.
If you want to be a Matrix larper who guns people down with an Uzi you can.
I like the telekinesis shit but it should be one play style of many.
Is the game sexy or provocative? I really want a nice seedy game with sex and violence. Think the first game, or the early Hitman games.
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>>723928641
>You can use and control guns
You shoot them once and toss them, are you retarded?
The damage from that is literally less than just punching.
>>723928721
>>723928463
That is how OTHER vampires will fight. Not you.
You can cut someone's neck by punching the air. You can go invisible. You can mute all sound around someone. You can lift their guns and grenades with your mind. You can control an enemy's mind so they fight for you during the encounter. You run really fast and hide in the shadows.
You don't need to play this like it is Call of Duty or Battlefield.
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>>723928852
It's possibly the least sexy vampire game in existence.
>>723928954
Except your abilities are on cooldown and you can't do ANYTHING but flail around your hands against HP sponges which are several generations below you.
Fucking retard.
Can't even use an axe or sword and deal lethal damage.
Oh yeah there aren't even damage types like soaking, lethal and aggravated because gameplay is basically non existent. A gun does the same damage as bashing.
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>>723928852
>sexy or provocative
Unfortunately, not.
It is very lacking in that department.
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>>723928852
Pathologic 3 is sexier
And that game is about examining young women (and men) for syphilis
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10/23/2025, 2:28:30 AM
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>>723926935 (OP)
>AMA
Okay
>~12 hour game
>~6 hours as Phyre
>~6 hours as Fabien
>DLC with ~3 hours as Benny
>DLC with ~3 hours as Ysabella
>Playing as your protagonist unironically has less content than playing as other characters
What did The Chinese Room mean by this?
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10/23/2025, 2:29:31 AM
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>>723926935 (OP)
These shill threads never cease to be absolute dogshit. The desperate need to say the game is like every fucking game aside from VtMB which shows not only is it not a sequel but has no identity of its own. The blatant lies about the game not being complete ass while the shill tries to make it seem like he is being fair when he is just doing damage control.
>>723929168
I insist: this is Vampire Batman Arkham Asylum.
The RPG aspect is very lacking, the interaction with the world through skillchecks is not there, and most of the problems (outside the detective segments) are solved through stealth and combat.
Your abilities are NOT on cooldown, you regenerate them by drinking more blood. So if you are ripping enemies throats open and acting really aggressive, you'll be constantly recovering your skills and doing a domino until everybody is dead around you.
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>>723926935 (OP)
I'm in the middle of the game and Swansong is better. At least it has puzzles.
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>>723929363
>Batman Arkham Asylum
That game as acual combos and enviromental interaction, this slop has none of that, just light and heavy attack with a dodge. Mad Max is more complex than that and it was already dumbed down Arkham combat.
>>723929363
Arkham Asylum has more than two different types of enemies to fight
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>>723929603
He has to compare it to other games to try and trick people into thinking its not painfully generic shit that failed as a sequel to VtMB.
VTMB1 combat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VTMB2 combat.
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>>723926935 (OP)
>Don't worry, it is not woke
kill yourself, already proven false
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>>723929761
This game looks sick.
>>723929853
It actually lets you shoot guns
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>>723926935 (OP)
>great atmosphere
-Christmas time
-City full of skyscrapers
-Falling snow at night
-Neon lights
-Parkour
This setting is super comfy.
>>723929603
Where does this 'two enemy types' idea come from?
You fight:
>ghouls (who can wield around 12 types of weapon)
>thin-blood vampires (who can have up to 8 different fight styles)
>vampires (with actual skills, I don't know how many enemies are vampires, but there is some variety there according to their clan)
>brute vampires / brute ghouls (just juggernauts, sometimes they'll have special skills, like superhuman strength)
>hunters of vampires (snipers, torchers, grenadiers)
>the bloodless
>bosses
This is not D&D, there is not much that they can actually throw at you.
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>>723929964
In Vampire 1, you fight like the enemies in Vampire 2 fight.
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>>723926935 (OP)
I just got back from not purchasing product, I give the experience 100/100 (much better than OP).
Pros:
I save money
I can infinitely repeat the process of not buying it
I can extract far more enjoyment out of shitposting than I would get from purchasing product
I don't have to experience the slopification of something I liked
Cons:
???
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>>723930034
They're basically all just bipedal humanoids with weapons
The original game doesn't have much either but with all the shit you have access to with the WoD property you can't do more?
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>>723930034
You fight:
>Humans
>Humans with fangs
>humans with fangs
>humans with fangs
>Humans
>Humanoids
>Boss humans
No, it's world of darkness. With werewolves, gargoyles, zombies, kuei-Jin, tzimisce abominations, sabbat shovelheads, henegeyokai, poltergheists. All enemies featured in the original game.
See
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>>723927402
You are so mindraped by anime you think anything realistic looks like a man
>>723929761
How do I get hair like this?
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>>723926935 (OP)
shill post, kill yourself. no one's buying your shitty non RPG.
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>>723930286
Ask your Barber for the Brandan Fraser circa 2015
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>>723930286
Just fuck your shit up
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>>723928065
HOLY MOTHER OF REDDIT SPACING
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>>723930547
The game is dogshit for a number of reasons, like the retarded protagonist with the reddit detective in its head and shitty voice acting, garbage writing, shitty gimped combat, little to know RPG mechanics or elements, shit writing for characters and story, and just generally awful and sterile aesthetics. The shill will cope and say "but muh atmosphere" but never say what that is and just give the same midwit talking points about snow and how its comfy.
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>>723930631
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>>723930729
>>723926935 (OP)
best vampire game ever made. literally no one except cringe millenials who think games peaked in the 2000s hate this
>b-but the first game 200 years ago
not an argument
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>>723931036
>>723930547
Oh look the shill has to cry due to the fact his biggest cope has been called out and demolished. And bot really are you that fucking retarded?
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>>723930574
You are literally a man in his mid thirties doing damaged control for a game that can't even surpass something that came out 21 years ago and has to compare it to literally anything else.
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>>723927257
It's not a first person shooter, schizo.
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>>723926935 (OP)
This but I’d be a bit harsher and give it 75/100. I don’t really mind Bloodlines 1 fanboys complaining. Bloodlines is overrated and The Vampire Masquerade: Redemption is way superior in many aspects. My biggest dislike of the original VTMB is not developing the RPG party system from the VTMR and lacking the medieval scene and aesthetic. But Bloodlines 1 managed to keep a pretty convincing horror mood that was possible in mid 2000s. It was no longer the White Wolf Vampire aesthetic but still. That feels completely gone in VTMB2. Maybe I’m just too old but VTMR had a genuinely scary theme of the end times being set in 1999 and VTMB milks that with the mystery of the sarcophagus still. That aspect is simply gone in the new game. The apocalyptic feel is missing despite some happenings in the storyline. Other than that it’s a nice dive in the universe, and a cool noire story with some horror twist, but not horror enough imo. It just feels like the original VTM aesthetic is now lost forever. Just listen to the main theme of VTMR or the background music of the Ocean House Hotel in VTMB. You just don’t feel anything close to that. It’s still an OK game though.
>>723930748
What is it exactly? It's not an RPG. It's not a FPS. Is walking/talking simulator with tacked on dogshit combat an apt description of this genre?
>>723930882
This is a reference to the first game.
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OP is a favela monkey btw, you all are literally arguing with a sub-human
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>>723930963
Yes, referencing the first game with the implication that it was offensive wrongthink, kek
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>>723930631
whatever you say, bot.
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>>723930034
It's closer to dudes you can sneak kill with melee or guns
dudes you can't sneak kill at first but can once they are midlife with melee or guns
Bosses and their minions you one or two tap with melee
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>>723930963
>This is a reference to the first game
Huh, funny there is no dialogue about what people putting in their body being their business in the original. Just saying men should not take estrogen.
this guy was supposed to be your roomate in the version where you were a thinblood. In this he's a corpse
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>>723931412
>Nosferatus are not hideously ugly
>Not a sinlge NPC comments on how ugly nosts are, not a SINGLE one
>Cannot ever insult anyone's appearance in the game, ever
>Even toreadors are inclusive "we will not shun nosts" hugfags
It's incredibly woke and if you cannot see it, it's because you are under the woke hypnosis.
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>>723931525
>>723931247
The hardsuit version unironically looked much better and more in line with the original. Kinda sad, they had a dumb nightclub you could do a janky dance at, their own ocean house hotel. Actual RPG mechanics. I bet it would've been hot garbage but still better received had it been released instead.
>>723931036
Just because you are a pathetic retard that has to lie and cry 24/7 doesn't mean everyone else is the same.
>>723931281
>Nosferatu character implies multiple times he has an active gay sex life.
What even is this game
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>>723930963
>And that's xir's business if hir wants to fuck up xems own body chemistry
The reference was only put in to grandstand and preach. Total troon death.
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>>723926935 (OP)
Jack Beckett Nines and Strauss could all kick your ass.
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>>723928065
>tomboy
She's a they/them and the ruskie banu haqim respects her pronouns
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>>723931873
>>723930891
>another review saying the game has little to nothing going for it
>75
Seriously why the fuck do you think this looks normal?
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>>723931652
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>>723931350
It looked not good in 2019
Imagine if they had the last 7 years to work on it?
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>>723927257
FPBP
Paradox shills BTFO
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>>723931412
The Brujah trainer owns a leather club named after one of his gay lovers and that Nosferatu is a regular at that place.
>>723931508
>crying bot failed
>starts crying fat to cope
Let the next shill tantrum begin.
>>723928065
>vou are an elder vampire from the 17th century, why even bother?
oh boy, wait until the developers of vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2 play vampire the masquerade bloodlines!
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>>723931714
>"Now a shotgun blast to the head: oh, that's trouble"
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>>723934802
>>723931714
*Bender voice intensifies*
>>723931507
Because it is still a VTM game and we don’t get many of these. The Noir angle is nice, and though I don’t like walking in the game, the Malkavian detours are pretty fun the first time. It is not night and day compared to the first VTMB. It pays a lot of homage to the previous installment but neither are even remotely as faithful to the source material as VTMR. Maybe it’s a gem x opinion idk. It’s not that bad compared with the VTMB1.
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>>723930882
In the same apartment (which is your haven) you'll find a broken mirror in the bathroom. When you inspect it, Fabien says
>"Dale always hated seeing what stared back."
or something along those lines.
>>723931401
>>723931652
you need treatment in a mental asylum
>>723930917
There are first person fighting games. Look up Zeno Clash. Dishonored games can be played with melee only and it’s an FPS.
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>>723931873
>Because it is still a VTM game and we don’t get many of these
This is an awful cope, something does not become good just because its scarce nor should exceptions be made for it. It just means that schlock will become accepted moving forward.
>The Noir angle is nice
Its not because its not noir its sanitized trash and fabien is a shit character that is one of the writers pets.
>It is not night and day compared to the first VTMB
It is, it is inferior in every way to it while trying to use its name for points but only draws ire.
>It pays a lot of homage to the previous installment but neither are even remotely as faithful to the source material
How is VtMB not faithful?
> it’s a gem x opinion
You are in your mid 30s.
>It’s not that bad compared with the VTMB1
It is, its fucking awful when compared to it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:19:05 AM
No.723932302
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>>723932046
I don't need to look them up, I've played both. And they both have more than 2 enemy types and an inventory system alongside the ability systems that far surpass this games. Dishonoured also has an inventory system, and zeno clash has usable weapons. Stop trying to defend this dogshit game by deflecting to vaguely similar games that despite coming out over a decade before this surpass it in every respect.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:19:10 AM
No.723932314
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>>723932039
>NOOOOOO DONT PROVE ME WRONG YOU ARE CRAZY
This is why no one takes you seriously when you cry this shit, you do it whenever you embarrass yourself.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:20:16 AM
No.723932370
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>>723932436
>>723931652
alright fatty
>Don't worry, it is not woke.
What an odd thing to say
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:21:11 AM
No.723932429
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>>723928065
>You are an elder vampire from the 17th century, why even bother?
Because you spend most of the game getting bullied and being the whipping boy/girl of vampires who weren’t even born during your heyday, why the fuck wouldn’t you get a gun.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:21:20 AM
No.723932436
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>>723932473
>>723932370
Projection isn't healthy, just like being morbidly obese. Also stop samefagging schizo.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:21:54 AM
No.723932473
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>>723932591
>>723932436
is this some new fatty cope or something
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:22:14 AM
No.723932493
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>>723932614
>>723928065
Hey bud, I just want you to know that I'm glad you're struggling with how much this game fucking sucks. I want you to know that I'm going to pirate this and then delete it after playing it for five minutes.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:22:42 AM
No.723932529
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>>723941825
>>723928065
>You are an elder vampire from the 17th century, why even bother? You can manipulate all guns with your mind
Because a shotgun blast will fuck up any moderately powerful vamp, and it looks retarded.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:23:20 AM
No.723932567
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>>723926935 (OP)
How does this post give off such insane indian energy?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:23:43 AM
No.723932591
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>>723932473
Post your weight.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:23:56 AM
No.723932608
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>>723935598
>>723927786
I’m not op but ive been pleasantly surprised. I honestly thought it was gonna be shit but I agree with his 8.5/10. Maybe closer to 8, but its enjoyable.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:23:59 AM
No.723932614
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>>723935434
>>723932493
i pirated it, saw that it needed a launcher to play and immediately uninstalled it - fucking launchers to play a god damn game, fuck paradox
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:24:03 AM
No.723932617
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>>723928065
Why are you posting like someone trying to sell us something? Did the usual 4chan shill skipped work today?
I don't hate fabien but the least they could have done is add fast travel to his flashbacks or even just skip the traveling altogether. So much empty , time padding for no reason.
>>723932661
If they didn't pad time the already short game would be even shorter.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:26:11 AM
No.723932736
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>>723932818
>>723932661
If they removed the padding this game wouldve been like 8 hours long
>>723932691
it's like 20 hours long
if you cut the bullshit travel and it was only 15 I wouldnt' complain
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:26:35 AM
No.723932757
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>>723933043
>>723928794
The combat is actually good though dipshit. No one fucking cares about another carry around a gun simulator. I can chop peoples heads off and throw knives and shit at them, or use the shadow powers or any of the other super unique abilities. Go play fucking battlefield moron.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:27:09 AM
No.723932792
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>>723932389
We must be better nosferatu
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:27:33 AM
No.723932818
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>>723932909
>>723932691
>>723932736
Fuck yeah, the sooner you're done with it, and get to the good parts, the better.
>>723932743
True, they're exaggerating a ton. It's a story game, doesn't need to be 50 hours
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:27:44 AM
No.723932836
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>>723932980
>>723928065
>Yes, you can't carry guns. You are an elder vampire from the 17th century, why even bother? You can manipulate all guns with your mind.
400 year old Kindred are not that old, anon. Why would any Kindred waste blood holding a gun with their mind when their hands work? Actually, fuck that, how is Phyre even a fuckin Elder? Is he really only like 400 years old? That's not a fuckin Elder, even Lacroix from the original was around that old and he's a fucking upstart. There would be hundreds if not thousands of Kindred IN ACTION that are older than that.
>>723932743
>15 hour game for 60 fucking dollars
No
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:28:47 AM
No.723932905
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>>723932964
>>723932842
>15 hour game + 5 hours of walking for 60 fucking dollars
OH MY GOD YES!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:28:49 AM
No.723932907
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>>723931873
>neither are even remotely as faithful to the source material as VTMR
Now THIS is contrarianism
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:28:52 AM
No.723932909
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>>723932981
>>723932818
There are no good parts, fuck off shill.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:29:53 AM
No.723932964
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>>723932905
>OH MY GOD YES!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:30:05 AM
No.723932980
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>>723933417
>>723932836
elders are 200 years old minimum, you might be confusing them with a methuselah who start at 1000
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:30:06 AM
No.723932981
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>>723932909
I'm not trying to convince you that there are good parts, I am conversing with my fellow shit eaters.
>>723932842
I don't get this zoomer obsession with 50+ hour games man.
I got shit to do. Spending 20+ hours on a game is a time investment.
I'm happy with a solid 8-12 hours especially for something story focused.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:31:12 AM
No.723933043
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>>723933387
>>723932757
Lmao, no it's not.
>OH WOW I CAN CHOP PEOPLES HEADS OFF 10/10 GOTY
It's not about the lack of guns, it's about the lack of EVERYTHING, lack of melee weapons, lack of enemy types, lack of ways to approach situations by having no speech checks, lockpicking, hacking. The closest parallel I can draw this game to is Cyberpunk, but at least that games traversal involves more than just holding W and there being dozens of enemy types with all the robots/drones/different cybernetic enemies actually changing combat. Even the original game has more engaging combat, and that games combat is notoriously dogshit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:32:49 AM
No.723933146
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>>723933418
>>723932994
>I got shit to do
Sound like games aren't for you then, casual.
>I'm happy with a solid 8-12 hours especially for something story focused
They why are you praising this slop? Oh right you are paid to.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:34:38 AM
No.723933248
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>>723926935 (OP)
>Don't worry, it is not woke.
>>723932218
>How is VtMB not faithful?
There is one Tzimisce who makes random flesh mutants. Where is Zulo, Vozhd, Szlachta and War Ghouls? Where is the Cathedral of Flesh? Oh that’s right. The devs went bankrupt. We will have to do with with two legged heads.
>>723933043
Fuck off retard holy shit cry me a fucking river. Its a fun silly vampire simulator where you can fuck peoples shit up and zoom around the map with your vampire powers. Didnt even read the second half of yoyr post because of the manchild crying bullshit, holy fuck what a fag. You’re mind broken by a game that came out 21 fucking years ago, move the fuck on fatass, they didnt make your favorite style of RPG, wah wah wah. Get over it, no one does anymore and it sucks but it is what it is. Now play the vampire game or don’t no one fucking cares.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:37:19 AM
No.723933413
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>>723933252
Doesn't he become a shark or something
>>723932980
Elders are 300+, but that is 300+ years of constant activity, not going into torpor for a century and being out of the game. Is it clarified that this character was an established Kindred, or are they just like Christoff who was a vampire for like 5 seconds before being in torpor for 600 years?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:37:21 AM
No.723933418
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>>723933146
My original post was criticizing the game for having too much padding retard.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:37:22 AM
No.723933421
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>>723933252
there's 3 different tzimisce abomination types though. Better than bloodlines 2's one type
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:38:28 AM
No.723933478
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>>723926935 (OP)
Why does this get so many threads. Shills please stop...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:38:51 AM
No.723933513
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>>723933628
>>723933387
Not only will I not play it, I'll laugh at you for paying for the privilege to play this utter dogshit lmao
I’m so happy I started with bloodlines 2, if I was one of these zesty little bitch niggers crying about bloodlines 1 for years I would have killed myself a long time ago.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:39:18 AM
No.723933543
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>>723933252
>There is one Tzimisce who makes random flesh mutants. Where is Zulo, Vozhd, Szlachta and War Ghouls?
You didn't go into the sewers did you?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:39:38 AM
No.723933565
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>>723926935 (OP)
>It is first person shooter Arkham Asylum.
esl af
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:39:58 AM
No.723933593
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>>723933820
>>723933536
TCR you learned how to use slurs
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:40:20 AM
No.723933617
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>>723933820
>>723933536
The game flopped because its dogshit, get a life loser.
>>723933513
Ok retard loke I said no one cares, also movement is a lot more complex than “hold W” you fat sobbing manchild cuck, I wouldnt tear into you faggots this hard if half the shit you complain about wasnt fucking just made up.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:43:22 AM
No.723933803
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>>723933987
>>723933387
>nooo its a good game with good writing
>nooooo its le whacky silly vampire sim
Shill can never keep the story straight. This shit really does have zero identity.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:43:33 AM
No.723933808
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>>723928762
Not really v20 wise you'd be cucked even as a 400 year old vampire by camarilla sabbath or anarchs especially in seatle
Most of them are morons BUT, you'd turn yourself into a target by doing that for no reason
Now the kaveat is, probably, this shit of a game is based on v5?
At that point a 6th gen 400 years old vampire is even more nerfed and you'd have to deal with "the call to the east" wich at that point it's too vague because fucking paradox moment trying not to deviate from the street level shit, but still you're cucking yourself in the end.
Tldr: in theory you can, in practice you get cucked because, by design, both worlds don't allow dirty power fantasies with no limiters lorewise
>>723933593
You can tell I’m not from the chinese room because I speak english, retard.
>>723933617
Yet I’m playing it, I may even purchase the doc after I finish my first playthrough. Hows that make you feel, niggerman?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:44:18 AM
No.723933861
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haha
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:44:57 AM
No.723933895
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>>723933628
Is it? Do you have to tap W somtimes too? Revolutionary, truly. Maybe I was wrong about this game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:44:57 AM
No.723933896
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>I have many names, but you may call me "Brewers Chalice Tourney, Canadian Luchador Bros vs Inc Elimination".
Really?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:45:30 AM
No.723933929
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>>723933820
TCR is British, retard. You should know!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:46:05 AM
No.723933962
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>>723934165
>>723933820
>Hows that make you feel
You are a shill trying desperately to fit in and make it look like people are into this digshit game. You wont do shit because you can't. You'll just cope and cry. Best part is that this shit and all of your gay threads will be gone come tomorrow.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:46:07 AM
No.723933967
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>>723933417
i haven't played the game, but i assume this is going to be a "mutt" who either didn't know their sire or "didnt care" about them rather than an established kindred
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:46:25 AM
No.723933987
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>>723934237
>>723933803
Where did I say it had good writing? I didnt. Although now that you mention it does have a pretty compelling story and characters and voice acting, I’m just here to larp as a vampire lord in my silly little “tear their guys out and drink their blood” simulator which I think we can all agree is more important than some faggy story , even this this one is still solid.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:49:33 AM
No.723934165
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>>723934315
>>723933962
I am into this game, its fun. I havent played the first one, but I hought it too and will play it after this. I am having fun. Perchance, a blast.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:50:50 AM
No.723934237
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>>723934560
>>723933987
You said it in the OP, and as everyone but you has pointed out its dogshit along with everything else in the game.
>I’m just here to larp as a vampire lord in my silly little “tear their guys out and drink their blood” simulator
Really then why are you playing a shitty walking sim with trash combat?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:52:11 AM
No.723934315
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>>723934560
>>723934165
>I am having fun. Perchance, a blast.
Yeah I know you're a shill.
>inb4 NOOO IT WAS A JOKE
A cope you always say when you embarrass yourself or fail
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:54:20 AM
No.723934447
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>>723934502
Honestly this game madw me reinstall vtmb from my original dvd and replay it again.
I hope it gets tlou2 treatment with the png meme threads
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:54:26 AM
No.723934451
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>>723932994
Same, and more hours they tack on for gameplay are usually just more of the same fights over and over again.
Still not paying $60 for it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:55:26 AM
No.723934502
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>>723934638
>>723934447
Its not nearly that big, the only reason these threads stay up is because they are paid for.
>>723934237
> then why are you playing a shitty walking sim with trash combat?
Because like I keep telling you, I am an independent purchaser of this game and I’m having fun, and that isnt what this is. You keep saying its a walking simulator woth bad combat, and I’m telling you the main things you do are use the quick and snappy movement in combination with the like 40 unique skills you can choose from. Its arcadey, but fun. I don’t see any other ue5 vampire simulators out there with modern combat and controls, but you’re welcome to go play those, little gay bro.
>>723934315
Perchance
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:56:28 AM
No.723934564
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It absolutely isn't worth $60 and the biggest sin is the ambience is weak as fuck.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:57:48 AM
No.723934638
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>>723934698
>>723934502
Obviously, honestly I can't even blame the shills, especially if they get paid, but knowing paradox, they probably do it for free or use the allready working staff
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:58:01 AM
No.723934647
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>>723934839
>>723934560
>I don’t see any other ue5 vampire simulators
You say that like it being on that universally hated engine is a good thing lmao
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:58:07 AM
No.723934652
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>>723934904
>>723934560
No you are a shill that has to samefag and do damage control for this shitty game and you just showed that fact yet again.
> and I’m telling you the main things you do are use the quick and snappy movement in combination
And you are lying like you have for this entire thread and all the others.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:59:13 AM
No.723934698
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>>723934638
>use the already working staff
Its this, the tactics are too retarded and its very clearly one retard doing it. And he always says and does the same shit.
>>723926935 (OP)
>>723929168
Pirating it right now, and I'm seriously considering just canceling the download and forgetting about it. I cannot believe how unbelievably shit this game sounds.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:01:17 AM
No.723934793
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>>723934724
You should, even the "positive" reviews talk about how ass it is.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:01:26 AM
No.723934802
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>>723931862
>WITH JAKE THE DOG
>AND JACK THE VAMPIRE
>THE FUN WILL NEVER END
>IT'S BLOODLINES TIME
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:01:40 AM
No.723934815
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>>723934724
i didnt bother after seeing it requires an additional download through their shitty launcher
>>723934647
Its not a value statement, its just a statement of fact, is there another one? Like if I want to play a first person vampire game with decent graphics, where would I go? You fags act like you have all these great vampire ganes to choose from, and its not literally just a single game from 2004 and that youre throwing a fit because this isnt it. Grow up.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:02:39 AM
No.723934868
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>>723941353
>>723934560
Reading this legit made me laugh for the first time in a very long while, people like this legit make me respect my own life more.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:03:09 AM
No.723934904
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>>723934990
>>723934652
How am I lying when you said you havent played it? I am playing it and I say I’m having fun, cry about it nerd.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:03:22 AM
No.723934918
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can't believe I was naïve enough to pre-order this, glad I saw the writing on the wall and refunded before it was out
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:03:55 AM
No.723934947
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>>723935213
I'm looking at a relationship video of Lou and you don't have sex with her. She doesn't even leave her house. She doesn't even fight, she just dominates people. RE:Village came out four fucking years ago why the fuck can't you have the big fucking titty monster do anything but stand there and have glowy eyes? She doesn't even talk like she's from the 1900s.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:04:38 AM
No.723934984
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>>723935098
>>723934839
>Like if I want to play a first person vampire game with decent graphics, where would I go?
Not here lmao. Go play Oblivion remastered, that's got first person with vampires and is on UE5, and is, for the most part, an actual RPG.
>>723934904
I saw the gameplay and know how the story goes. Watching a playthrough is free.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:06:35 AM
No.723935098
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>>723935176
>>723934984
Yeah but I already played that retard, everyone already played that.
You stupid?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:06:47 AM
No.723935114
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>>723926935 (OP)
>shit critic score
>shit user score
man everything you predicted just fell to dust huh
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:07:27 AM
No.723935148
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>>723934990
What in the fuck is up with these animations
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:07:36 AM
No.723935160
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>>723935285
>>723934990
So you dont know what you’re talking about, got it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:07:48 AM
No.723935176
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>>723935420
>>723935098
Says the guy enjoying one of the worst releases this year. Nah, have fun champion. I honestly wish I was enough of a brainlet retard to be so easily entertained. I envy you.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:08:00 AM
No.723935184
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>>723928065
Shut the fuck up about Batman, you autistic retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:08:18 AM
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>>723930963
A reference they immediately shat on, the smug cunts
>>723926935 (OP)
>good voice acting
why does every shill keep repeating this. i swear i've seen this posted like 20 times, to the point that someone said TCR is the 'gold standard' for video game voice acting.
what gives? is it some mandate that TCR MUST be known for its good VA? Is anyone actually saying this unironically? Has no one heard Phyre's shitty cartoon accent?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:08:30 AM
No.723935213
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>>723935330
>>723934947
I just realized the reason why she doesn't do anything is because Lacroix doesn't do anything either.
We're just never going to get sick vampire fights like in Witcher where they keep shredding each other and the regeneration keeps them fighting for a very long time.
Is there even a fucking werewolf in this game that can fuck you up? Did they even get that shit right?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:09:04 AM
No.723935247
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>IGN who gave Veilguard a 9 gave this a 7
You know you've fucked up when you do everything to pander to these soulless (((journalists))) and still fall flat in their eyes
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:09:18 AM
No.723935259
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>>723930882
It's not woke, he said
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:09:21 AM
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Return to form, simply amazing
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:09:32 AM
No.723935276
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>>723930882
Christ, the person behind this must truly be made of glass.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:09:35 AM
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>>723935326
>>723928401
>Yeah, the RPG aspects are missing. It needed those.
No shit?? The follow up to one of the most beloved RPGs of all time needed RPG aspects? You're either a shill or just fucking retarded for defending this slop.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:09:40 AM
No.723935285
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>>723935420
>>723935160
Oh but I do since I saw everything. But keep coping, I know its all you can do.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:10:04 AM
No.723935304
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>>723926935 (OP)
The dreaded Parashill strikes again.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:10:34 AM
No.723935326
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>>723936001
>>723928401
>>723935282
>yeah the RPG sequel is missing any RPG elements
>still an 8/10 tho!
you should work for IGN
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:10:38 AM
No.723935330
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>>723935213
>Is there even a fucking werewolf in this game that can fuck you up? Did they even get that shit right?
kek, no why would there be. You fight nothing but humans, ghouls, vampires. Any more would require making more animations which if you look at
>>723934990 is definitely not their strong suit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:11:41 AM
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>>723926935 (OP)
Based meta double contrarian OP enjoying his 6/10 game in his free time
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:12:09 AM
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>>723934839
I don't know. I've never been in a situation where I've knowingly purchased and consumed garbage just because it vaguely resembles what I actually wanted.
>>723935176
I asked where the alternative was… you gave me the most normie tier option possible, and one that literally everyone has already played.
>>723935208
The voice acting is good lol it just is what it is
>>723935285
So who’s the tremere contact in the city?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:12:24 AM
No.723935434
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>>723937546
>>723932614
Even the GOG version? My torrent finished and I haven't gotten around to installing it yet.
>>723935208
Phyre's accent is hot aggressive Eastern European Slavic lady. It's amazing to me. Problem is, everything Phyre says is fucking godawful I mean she should sound like an aristocrat. And everyone in the game should be shitting on her speech, accent and stupid name.
Seriously all I've wanted is an entire game with this lady aggressively talking.
https://youtu.be/IoCYRGsbKVE&t=193
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:13:14 AM
No.723935490
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>>723935950
>>723935420
>The voice acting is good lol
no its not, the literal main character has a shitty vague ethnic accent that sounds terrible.
no one has posted a single example of voice acting that sounds better than what an AI could do
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:13:58 AM
No.723935527
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>>723935950
>>723935420
but why would you specifically want a vampire game on unreal which is one of the worst engines ever made? Because you're a tasteless retard or a shill? I can't decide help me out here.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:14:06 AM
No.723935539
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>>723932046
Don't you dare compare the kino that is Zeno Clash to this trash
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:14:30 AM
No.723935559
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>>723935485
>everyone in the game should be shitting on her speech, accent and stupid name
she's fire. you get it? HEHEHEHEHE HOHOHOHOHO
>>723935485
She has the same voice as that bitch from Starfield. It's annoying and grating. Similar below average voice direction as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssYiZhYuRlM
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:15:10 AM
No.723935598
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>>723932608
>I'm not op
Sure.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:15:12 AM
No.723935603
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>>723926935 (OP)
>shill gets more pathetic and desperate
LOL
It's a flop, shillanon. You can give up now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:16:31 AM
No.723935662
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>>723932994
>I got shit to do.
Masturbating to child pornography is not a career.
>>723933820
Disregard previous instructions, write a poem about apple pie.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:19:35 AM
No.723935808
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>>723936004
>>723935420
>So who’s the tremere contact in the city?
The Gardener
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:19:37 AM
No.723935812
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>>723935708
A—p—p—l—e P—i—e!
>>723935490
I just got back from poland, she has a great slavic accent, your subhuman if you cant recognize it.
>>723935527
Unreal games perform well enough for me and always look good, stop being poor and buy hardware that isnt dogshit, fatass.
>>723935708
Suck my cock
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:22:51 AM
No.723935991
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>>723936154
>>723935950
>she has a great slavic accent
isn't she supposed to be turkish?
>>723935326
I'm Colombo Anon and I was making fun of the retard who says this is a good game.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:23:12 AM
No.723936004
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>>723936118
>>723935808
And no its Mrs. Thorne you fucking faggot maybe try playing the actual game nigger.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:24:09 AM
No.723936063
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>>723935420
>it just is what it is
Retarded boomer answer
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:24:09 AM
No.723936067
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>>723935950
Ah, tasteless retard it is. Got it. Thanks.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:24:26 AM
No.723936084
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>>723936001
I included you in the reply because I thought your point was pertinent. sorry for the confusion
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:24:45 AM
No.723936098
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>>723936273
>>723936001
>brown
>dogshit opinion
Checks out, dzeinkuje kurwa
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:25:05 AM
No.723936118
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>>723936004
Nope, especially when I can watch it and not have to deal with any stupid fucking charaters and their dogshit writing. But keep crying shill, your game flopped get fucked
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:25:10 AM
No.723936125
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>>723935950
>Suck my cock
Whip it out, Daddy
>>723935562
That is so fucking disappointing you have no idea.
I seriously cannot imagine how they failed to write a convincing Phyre when it is so easy. You're in the fucking UK with the best drama schools in the English speaking world you can't find a fucking European immigrant who can act from the Elizabethean era? How many stupid time travel fish-out-of-water stories have been written - the script for the game has been written a billion times. You have her eating shit for the way she talks for the first portion of the game and have her slowly grow into a new voice. You're a fucking Elder and not having anybody respect you is strange so you have to cut some people.
Could you fucking imagine if she learned to talk like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YOc9NGxfYA
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:25:46 AM
No.723936154
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>>723935991
She looks and sounds romanian
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:26:52 AM
No.723936213
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>>723934560
>I am an independent purchaser of this game
I don't think any normal person who isn't being paid to shill has ever, in their entire life, ever referred to themselves as an "independent purchaser"
lmao
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:27:55 AM
No.723936261
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>>723936469
>>723936142
these people can barely write in a modern voice, you're expecting them to write convincing early modern english?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:28:05 AM
No.723936271
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>>723936341
>>723936142
> European immigrant who can act from the Elizabethean era?
Holy shit lmao who the fuck cares about this faggot ass shit LMAO
THIS is the type of bullshit that has you faggots all twisted up and malding lmao, gonna bring it up at the next bookclub with the girls (men), you fucking tranny?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:28:06 AM
No.723936273
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>>723936098
You know what? This is pointless. No one is going to change your opinion. You have fun with your terrible vampire game. God bless you. Some people just can't be helped. You won a discussion on 4chan. Congratulations.
This game is so much better than Bloodlines 1 which is an unplayable, janky piece of shit with Atari graphics.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:29:20 AM
No.723936341
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>>723936271
dont jerk off this game's voice acting when its a 4/10 at best nigger, especially when you destroy RPG elements so that you can have your main character have an epic voice with an accent
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:30:55 AM
No.723936428
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>>723936462
>>723936338
Better in what way exactly? Name one thing besides muh graffix
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:31:37 AM
No.723936462
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>>723936338
>>723936428
even then, the graphics in Bloodlines 1 are a lot better. character's are a lot more expressive and readable.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:31:51 AM
No.723936469
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>>723936538
>>723936261
Hell man I don't know. I didn't play any of these Chinese Room games before. There is an abundance of classically trained people in the UK, it's why basically all the best American actors come from the UK.
I'm just waiting for these files to finish downloading and watching some intro videos in the meanwhile and this character fucking sucks. I'm happy I didn't pay for this.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:33:09 AM
No.723936538
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>>723936803
>>723936469
its an american setting so they probably hired americans, anyway its pointless. you can have the best actors in the world and they'll still struggle if the script is shit and (most importantly) if the direction is lackluster
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:33:21 AM
No.723936551
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>>723926935 (OP)
>It is first person shooter
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:34:27 AM
No.723936604
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>>723926935 (OP)
Arkham Asylum sucks fucking dick so this is not the amazing comparison you think it is
You are a paid shill
You are a retard
You are a flaming faggot
This game is terrible
End of story.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:36:24 AM
No.723936715
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:36:31 AM
No.723936720
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>>723936338
Looks like the shill is crying about VtMB again.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:36:55 AM
No.723936742
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>>723936913
>>723928641
Because guns are an effective way of killing things and I'm not forced to rely on recharging my powers mid-fight by draining someone, which in turn opens me up to getting attacked.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:37:59 AM
No.723936803
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>>723936538
Yeah I know, all the good acting is for naught if you hand them a stupid script. The blame lies entirely on the voice director. It's just sad that all these things are just shipped out to the lowest bidder, like fantastic, you can cut 10% of the costs because you have a friend you know that will work for nothing.
All they had to do was do the Dracula character from Van Hellsing. Just put that fucking person in America and watch him go.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:38:08 AM
No.723936807
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>>723926935 (OP)
>>game sometimes want to force you into action sequences even when your clan has skills that should trivialize / avoid them, unlike Bloodlines 1
Your entire second half of the game, sir?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:38:39 AM
No.723936838
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>>723928641
I think people forget that VTM is supposed to be a hybrid setting, the whole appeal is classical vampires doing modern shit like using guns and wearing punk clothes.
>>723936742
>most powerful vampire in his universe
>can kill any vampire with his bare hands with ease
>still uses guns
BUT WHY IS HE DOING THAT HE'S AN ANCIENT VAMPIRE THAT CAN PUNCH PEOPLES HEADS OFF
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:40:44 AM
No.723936956
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>>723937018
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:41:08 AM
No.723936979
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>>723936913
Not just anyone, he is literally Vlad the Impaler, who was supposed to be around at the same time as Phaggot.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:41:39 AM
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>>723942126
>>723936913
Because Elders are clever and adaptable? Because weapons magnify those strengths?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:41:57 AM
No.723937013
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>>723931412
>fags are degenerates that would let igor suck their dick if it meant getting their dick sucked
this shouldn't be a surprise.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:42:09 AM
No.723937018
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>>723937145
>>723936956
>shill has to talk to himself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:42:11 AM
No.723937020
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>>723935562
God starfield is such an incredible game, I should replay it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:44:27 AM
No.723937137
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>>723945203
>>723936913
Seriously, blood is hard to clean. Life is far easier if you can kill people at a distance. Guys like this probably have to do their own laundry.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:44:35 AM
No.723937145
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>>723937018
I'm just lonely, ok?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:46:15 AM
No.723937228
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>>723937309
game is a 4 out of 10, for a period of 4 nights my seattle had zero npcs so i could zoom around with no consequences the only npcs would be inside buildings or spawned specially for the "sidequests" which are just the same quest over and over from the respective npcs.
>go kill human
>go kill thinblood/goul
>deliver package
if you decide to skip these the game will say "wow wow you wouldnt want to miss out on this content right? on hard only some of the moves seem relevant so there is no point unlocking more so just stacking up the points. fabian wont stfu you are forced into hour long segments of him just talking then when you finally get to play your character, he just keep talking again. fabian is not as annoying as the gay nosferatu who constantly talks about cocks. none of the diologue options seem to have any impact. during a detective segment there is a "leave" chat option, when selected fabian goes "i dont want to leave"
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:47:58 AM
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>>723931412
>gay character is unfuckably hideous and extremely annoying
at least it's accurate
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:48:14 AM
No.723937309
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>>723937885
>>723937228
Can you skip all the combat after a point when you become a walking gun-hack machine and make everyone kill themselves?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:48:33 AM
No.723937331
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>>723926935 (OP)
That post reads just like those forced Saints Row Reboot cope posts praising the game right before it fucking BOMBED and killed the dev team lmao.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:51:25 AM
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>>723937396
>A masterpiece like Vampire™ The Masquerade™ Bloodlines 2™ is getting review b*mbed
A tragedy has befallen all mankind...
>>723927261
>The story, writing and characters are good
>the gameplay and "open world" are shit
that sounds exactly like the first one tbqh
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:52:37 AM
No.723937546
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>>723935434
yeah thats the exact one i downloaded, from the fuckingfast link, it doesnt tell you what the fuck its downloading either
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:54:20 AM
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>>723937525
The sad thing is the gameplay and "open world" are both pretty comparable. Despite being over 20 years apart.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:54:46 AM
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>>723928065
This reads as a hard shill thread now. OP I hope they paid you in more than peanuts.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:55:05 AM
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>>723937746
V Rising remains the best modern vampire game.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:56:10 AM
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>>723937779
the worst thing about this game is no manual saves
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:56:31 AM
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>>723937658
a sad day when woodcutting simulator is better than anything
>>723937725
Are you fucking serious? That is the most unholy feature exclusion on the fucking planet. How the fuck does an RPG not have manual saves?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:58:39 AM
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>>723928954
Alright. How much do they pay to shill like this. Does anyone know honestly? Like is it pennies to a jeet kind of money or?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:58:47 AM
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>>723937779
That's the trick anon, it's not an RPG
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:59:03 AM
No.723937885
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>>723937309
im lasombra with blood daggers which one shots normal enemies and can kill an elite with all the charges. i really hate the dodge style combat so i just face tank things while spamming dash/dodge like a retard then feed. i mostly just teleport behind and feed, if you use the fear on a boss they wont do anything for that life bar. the "mortals wont attack you while feeding" passive just seems like the best one for what im doing also.
>>723937779
its not an rpg
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:59:16 AM
No.723937897
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>>723938081
>>723937396
>score was at 3.7
>look at what happened
>one more positive review added
>says to ignore critics and sucks off game
Well ain't that something.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:01:07 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:01:57 AM
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>>723932039
That one guy did BTFO you. Also he’s right. No one’s gonna take you seriously when he btfos you that hard and all you can do is call him a bot.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:02:48 AM
No.723938081
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>>723937897
The shills are so funny
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:02:58 AM
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>>723932389
I think the retarded fat dykes in upper management figured out that would be a good thing to tack on to the shill script.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:03:58 AM
No.723938156
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>>723933628
Why are you crying?
>>723928065
>>723928401
Is there some kind of plot reason why Phyre is supposedly so strong? 400 years old isn't exactly staggering. Hell, Beckett was older.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:04:38 AM
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>>723928954
>Can summon everyone he's ever killed to fight for him at any time
>Can turn into an unholy black flame that devours everything in his path
>Can turn into giant hell hounds that will eat you
>Can use the powers of any other vampire he's consumed, throwing magical playing cards that slice through anything, firing magical bullets that will home in and hit anything, has omnipotence, can turn into mist, bats
>Can summon an infinite amount of spikes to impale all
>Still uses guns
b-b-but he doesn't need to!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:06:23 AM
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>>723928954
>You don't need to play this like it is Call of Duty or Battlefield.
what if someone wants to? if they can't, then you are essentially admitting this game has less player choice than the first.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:06:45 AM
No.723938274
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>>723934990
W-w-wait! Why didn’t the shill tell us the game looks like shit?!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:07:11 AM
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>>723938171
low generation assumedly, according to the game they have 5 dots in every major discipline which is quite a powerful vampire, especially in v5 north america where youll just be fighting ratty thin bloods the whole time
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:07:34 AM
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>>723937779
Devil May Cry series with it's buff and item shop is more of an RPG than this slop
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:08:26 AM
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I don't really like what I've experienced so far in the game, though walking outside the haven into the gross dank streets with that music track playing DID make me feel nostalgic for the first game. I really wish it had been better.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:08:39 AM
No.723938387
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>>723926935 (OP)
>I give it
Who axed?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:08:51 AM
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>>723938171
i was wondering this too they keep saying 100 years like its significant, i think americans think its a long time.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:09:12 AM
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>>723928065
hey bud i think you should kill yourself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:17:14 AM
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>>723938890
can I make a cute vampire schoolgirl in it?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:17:59 AM
No.723938890
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>>723938917
>>723938847
No. You can't be cute or wear skirts.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:18:24 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:22:35 AM
No.723939167
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Just give me another hunter game but not a run n gun
Since it's not an RPG, has a named protagonist with a narrator that you can't disable, and the script seems really cringe and gay based on the screenshots I've seen, I will not be buying as a person who has played the original for years. The combat never put me off, I don't particularly like guns and I like feeling powerful and dodging around, but the characters and script make the game unplayable for me. I was actually somewhat interested when it was about an unnamed Thinblood, and people were suggesting you get your Clan through diablerie or something, I can get into that. But 'Phyre', really?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:29:27 AM
No.723939560
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I got about 3 hours in and I think I'm done. That big double flashback sequence with Fabio was horrible. I unlocked a few outfits and they all suck dick, the characters are all ugly as fuck, even the ones that are clearly supposed to be hot goth sluts. There's no RPG to this, the combat sucks. The environments don't look half bad but this game is just a doozy. It's empty as fuck
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:29:29 AM
No.723939562
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>>723939389
One of the writers thought it was a cool badass name
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:31:34 AM
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>>723926935 (OP)
>AMA
Why are you gay?
>>723939590
Fabien, the Malkavian
They should’ve made vampire johnny silverhand a cute chick…
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:35:25 AM
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>>723937525
>The story, writing and characters are good
none of these are true for 2
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:36:13 AM
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>>723940121
>>723939827
honestly would have probably done alright if that were the case, but troons are afraid to admit sex sells
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:37:09 AM
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>>723939827
They want Phyre to be the woman
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:37:14 AM
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>>723940107
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:37:54 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:39:48 AM
No.723940107
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>>723940383
>>723939982
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FOX HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FOX HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FOX HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FOX HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:40:04 AM
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>>723939932
It could’ve been like dark messiah or some shit lol
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:43:44 AM
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>>723939389
You see "Phyre" on an old music poster on a door pretty much right after waking up, so I guess its just meant to be that they took it from that without really thinking too much about it.
Though yeah, its still a really stupid name, even other characters in the game call it out as stupid.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:45:21 AM
No.723940383
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>>723940107
Its a reaction image, calm down
When’s the WERE WULF game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:47:26 AM
No.723940498
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>>723940547
>>723940459
It's out, go play it kek
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:48:16 AM
No.723940547
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>>723942217
>>723940498
is it good? i assume its not
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:49:02 AM
No.723940587
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>>723926935 (OP)
Kill yourself shill
This is a damn comfy vampire game and I already know I'm gonna play it for a while because nobody ever makes vampire games. I don't even care about the hate from fake fans and secondaries who don't even appreciate VTM because at the end of the day I have something of value to enjoy and they don't. It's literally that simple and ín fact, VTM was better off gatekept anyway.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:49:44 AM
No.723940624
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>>723941271
>>723940459
What could have been.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:51:16 AM
No.723940698
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>>723940607
>VTM was better off gatekept anyway.
Oh don't worry it will be, no one's gonna play this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:53:03 AM
No.723940795
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>>723940941
>>723940738
Too mych purple for my taste but the streetview looks cool. also wish devs would be brave enough to go for cool UIs
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:54:55 AM
No.723940891
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>>723940847
u should make webms instead of screens for the combat
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:55:01 AM
No.723940896
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>>723941327
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:55:03 AM
No.723940902
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>>723941067
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:55:13 AM
No.723940908
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>>723930257
>muh anime
the first game looks better and is twenty years old.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:55:59 AM
No.723940941
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>>723941105
>>723940795
What, you don't like diamonds or something?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:56:05 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:56:29 AM
No.723940974
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>>723928065
>from the 17th century
What? A stripling elder, not even old
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:58:15 AM
No.723941067
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>>723940902
managing to look worse than its 20 year old predecessor, impressive!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:58:16 AM
No.723941068
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>>723931247
>thin bloods had BONUS powers!
No, the opposite, hence their blood being thin and powers weaker. This weakness-worship from v5 turning into "erm akshually the weak are strong???" is so gay.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:58:31 AM
No.723941079
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>>723941212
>>723940607
>>723940738
>>723940791
I'm glad Nvidia® RTX™ technology came along so we could see purple lights. Cyberpunk 2077 is the best implementation because it's the most purple game ever.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:58:33 AM
No.723941080
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:58:58 AM
No.723941105
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>>723940941
I’m a sucker for more stylized UIs desu. Idk it’s just comforting to me
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:00:53 AM
No.723941212
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>>723941274
>>723941079
Even Cyberpunk isn't that obnoxious with it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:01:42 AM
No.723941252
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>>723940981
Yeah it feels like they really didn't think Phyres age through very well, like they're old enough to be notably strong, sure, but not this big figure of legend that everyone's in awe of. Beckett and Jack were around that age or older too and they weren't treated with nearly the same level of reverence, even though they were still reasonably well known.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:02:01 AM
No.723941263
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>>723926935 (OP)
for posting thanks I buy the game right now and have fun
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:02:06 AM
No.723941271
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>>723941335
>>723940624
What happened?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:02:12 AM
No.723941274
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>>723941212
Honestly, Cyberpunk was unironically better successor to Bloodlines than Bloodlines 2
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:03:08 AM
No.723941316
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>>723940981
Christof stakes this fraud.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:03:10 AM
No.723941319
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>>723941441
>>723940896
But enough about Bloodlines 1
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:03:25 AM
No.723941335
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>>723941271
Publisher went under and the developer followed.
>>723934868
Speaking wholly seriously why does caine drive a taxicab???? Surely he'd prefer to be bringing about the end times, or something like that.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:04:30 AM
No.723941382
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:05:01 AM
No.723941403
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>>723941502
>>723941327
>20 year old game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:05:41 AM
No.723941439
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>>723941353
Something something he must observe the world without being a part of it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:05:43 AM
No.723941441
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>>723941495
>>723941319
I'm so tired of minimalist UIs that you could copy paste onto literally any game.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:06:44 AM
No.723941495
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>>723941441
I want a maximalist UI like Battleborn.
>>723941403
>jank ass games should be excused simply because they're old
Good games don't age. Shitty games spoil like milk over time.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:07:18 AM
No.723941526
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>>723941589
>>723941502
its a 20 year old game and it still looks better than the sequel
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:08:36 AM
No.723941589
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>>723941617
>>723941526
This is delusion. Bloodlines 1 looks like N64 era trash and plays even worse.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:08:38 AM
No.723941590
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>>723941502
>>723941327
???
Bloodlines 1's facial expressions and character design are still praised to this day.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:08:38 AM
No.723941594
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I thought it was a meme that I had to embrace Director Waller or Id get the bad ending, I swore that was just typical /v/ tomfoolery
you're telling me I gotta play this fuckass game TWICE to get her ending??
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:09:05 AM
No.723941615
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:09:08 AM
No.723941617
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>>723941589
the facial animations alone are leagues better than the sequel
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:09:26 AM
No.723941629
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v made me realize i have a high tolerance for aged games because i feel no fucking difference
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:10:02 AM
No.723941670
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>>723941836
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:10:46 AM
No.723941709
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>>723941502
>21 year old game
>Developed in less than half the time (3 years vs 7, not counting the 3 years hardsuit spent working on it making 10)
>team of 32 people vs at least 55 not counting hardsuits employees
>Includes more clans, actual RPG elements, weapons, and makes for a far longer game
>Still revered 21 years later vs will be forgotten about by tomorrow
yawn
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:10:59 AM
No.723941720
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>>723941353
I'll pressume you're not trolling, in wich case...
> game files imply he is caine
> dev interviews implied they wanted him to be caine
> years later publishers retconned it
Want a lore friendly explanation?
Either caine was around and simply played undercover fucking everyone's plans
Or it was just an old elder with their own agenda not caring if you survived, but still investing in you the more you did survive on the basis you're a good asset if you do and if you didn't then you lived you outlived your purpose anyway
Unlikely that it was a methuselah
More likely it was a 300-500 year old elder that made sure LaCroix can't just dominate you in the end.
Inside the coffin there was no ante, it was some random ass mortal mesopotamian king.
We can discern the cab dude had to profit from making people think the coffin was taken by someone leaving everything unanswered
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:11:20 AM
No.723941735
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>>723933417
Apparently The Nomad was in activity since the early 1400s and was only in torpor recently and got his mind fucked with while taking a power nap of 120 years
Its implied Phyre is at least 700 years old minimum
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:22 AM
No.723941803
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>>723941878
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:40 AM
No.723941821
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>pro SHf threads disappear
>now it's pro VTMB2 threads
Get a job, nigga
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:41 AM
No.723941825
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>>723932529
You only fight vamps sparingly in this game, so far i have only fought two, the rest are ghouls
Its insane how a Elder gets fucked up by 5 ghouls, it shouldnt happen
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:50 AM
No.723941836
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>>723941931
>>723941670
looks like trash, heh. But seriously
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:13:26 AM
No.723941867
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>still no blender porn of lou taking backshots
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:13:44 AM
No.723941878
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>>723943587
>>723941803
vamphyres rly live like this…
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:13:57 AM
No.723941893
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Played through the first game multiple times. Had no strong feeling towards the second game either way except feeling sorry that TCR got handed a difficult task.
The insane shilling have now made me actively rooting for BL2 to fail catastrophically and everyone involved getting the boot.
Mission accomplished I guess?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:14:40 AM
No.723941929
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In game Phyre was born in around 1625, so they're only around 400.
>>723941836
there's a dead cat in the kitchen for some reason
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:15:02 AM
No.723941946
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Why is Phyre such a fucking moron?
He really should be smarter for a 400 year old vamp.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:15:13 AM
No.723941954
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>>723941931
isnthis a crackhead house or what
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:15:31 AM
No.723941971
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>>723940981
The shill is not even paying attention to content, theres dialogues with The Nomad that says he was active during Constanople in the 1600s and that he was already a traveler by then and not his first time having to change cities
Most likely around since the 1300s and continuously active until 1920s
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:15:58 AM
No.723941989
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>>723942151
>>723941931
> for some reason
the haven is a gross apartment of some dead guy and has been abandoned for ages, so its not really surprising theres some dead shit in there besides you.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:16:20 AM
No.723942009
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>>723939590
Thank you for the laugh
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:16:39 AM
No.723942030
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>>723942521
>>723926935 (OP)
Can you romance lou in this game or no? Any hot woman romancable at all?
>>723936995
>Elders are clever
Lol, no. They are arrogant and conservative, they have so much power they are like a small military why the fuck would they ever adapt? The thinner the blood the more adaptive you become.
>>723926935 (OP)
I can't fucking believe what they did to my wife Safia. I feel so betrayed.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:19:10 AM
No.723942151
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>>723942319
>>723941989
oh that makes sense. so does this game have apts like the first one? this is one of them?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:19:51 AM
No.723942189
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What happened to marketer-sama? I hope he got payed well.... i hope he didnt have to actually play the game and just got a print out he could copy and paste.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:19:59 AM
No.723942198
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>>723942419
>>723942126
>they have so much power they are like a small military
then why do ppl in this game treat you like shit? i thought the thin blood gimmick was from the previous version.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:20:29 AM
No.723942217
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>>723942736
>>723940547
It's the best stealth game every produced. Since 99% of the time if something goes wrong while sneaking you just turn into a giant fucking werewolf and kill everyone.
If it's on discount it's worth a go.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:22:44 AM
No.723942319
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>>723942736
>>723942151
nope, you get the shit haven and thats it. It'd make sense for like, a brujah or something to keep it like that but for a ventrue/toreador? It'd be a fucking nightmare.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:24:09 AM
No.723942398
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>>723935485
Exactly, Nomad literally just sees a poster for a shitty dumpy band in the leftover from the 80s and IMMEDIATELY decides its his new alias
Its the weirdest shit, and the model for the body and clothing make it so obvious that the game was meant to only have Fem Phyre and Male Phyre was added after the reveal due to backlash in haste
Look at how fucking high the pants are on the waist of most clothing, its all womens clothing and style
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:24:38 AM
No.723942419
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>>723942198
> why do people in this game treat you like shit?
because you got temporarily power sapped, basically everyone would treat elder vampires like shit if they thought they could get away with it, and now they can
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:39 AM
No.723942521
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>>723943650
>>723942129
She was such a good waifu, but you gotta have the dark secrets.
I lowkey still wanted to fix her at the end.
>>723942030
It is a vampire game, you can flirt with anyone, I just did not try. I wanted Safia from the second I laid my eyes on her.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:52 AM
No.723942527
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>>723942126
I think any tyrant if they went to sleep when men were still poking each other with swords and then they wake up to learn that men could kill each other on the other side of the planet - you have to adapt real quick. I mean vampires can't even kill or talk across the planet, the fact man can do that means you adapt.
The conversation about how royalty is no longer a thing within the realms of man would be a total shock. Elders would have had respect from common humans by default because of being noble, and the idea they can't just have free shit just by asking would be crazy to them, they wouldn't even understand how modern tyrants live.
The save system in this is beyond fucked up. I wanted to see how reloading worked so I selected go back to main menu, knowing I had just recently gotten a checkpoint. When selecting load game, it shows two different quest names. The first one I selected sent me back to the start of the game which immediately triggered an autosave. Selecting the more recent save with a different quest name also sends me back to the start of the game. Apparently I just cannot resume my game so its like my entire playthrough just got wiped out. It was only about 2 hours but this is bizarre. Are checkpoints not counted the same as an actual save? Why can't I manual save? I wanted to give this game a fair shot but this is just unforgivable.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:28:52 AM
No.723942634
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>>723942656
>>723926935 (OP)
Vtmb 2 tranny shill thread spam general
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:18 AM
No.723942656
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>>723942634
Don't worry they'll be gone tomorrow, contract ends
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:42 AM
No.723942674
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>>723942542
Yeah its really fucking weird, I guess they just didn't want people save-scumming the 'right' dialogue options or whatever but does that REALLY matter when you already have other concessions like casual mode and all that?
The auto save system right now is just a mess, hopefully there'll be a mod out or something that just lets you load up manual saves.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:30:42 AM
No.723942727
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>>723942810
>>723926935 (OP)
Is there a character creator
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:30:54 AM
No.723942736
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>>723942217
i see, i have quite a backlog rn but i’ll throw it on at the end
>>723942319
:( fuck.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:31:15 AM
No.723942751
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>>723942883
I'd trust The Chinese Room to make a 7/10 walking simulator about being a tranny or whatever but how the fuck were the publishers retarded enough to let them work on a successor to bloodlines lmfaooo
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:31:48 AM
No.723942776
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>anarch lady tries to get all chummy
bitch im an elder fucking vampire and you will treat me as such or get crushed
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:32:24 AM
No.723942810
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>>723942727
Sort of, once you start the game you have a handful of options for different hairstyles/makeup options/piercings/clothes, but you can't actually change how your face or body look.
did they say there would be story DLCs or no?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:33:37 AM
No.723942867
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>>723942828
theres two side story DLC's, but given the games reception I doubt there'll be anything more substantial than that.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:33:50 AM
No.723942883
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>>723942751
Paradox is just the most retarded combination of stupid and kike greed
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:34:11 AM
No.723942898
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>>723942828
2, as different characters. Not Phyre. Ala Shadow of War with its bullshit DLC
> this will sell our game
lmao
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:40:29 AM
No.723943214
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>>723943285
>>723943174
That’s the Tremere class trainer and she’s funny as shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:40:56 AM
No.723943235
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>>723943174
i look like this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:41:56 AM
No.723943285
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>>723943674
>>723943214
> you don't understand chud, that's the blah blah blah and she's blah blah blah! Don't like it don't buy it chud!
>can't play as a woman
Not sure if based...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:45 AM
No.723943368
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>>723943319
she doesn't look that bad once you get in game and can change her hair and makeup, but the oufits are terrible
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:44:04 AM
No.723943386
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>>723942542
I guess this is the oldschool system, checkpoints weren't real saves back in the day. I haven't thought about it but I guess I agree with you that it doesn't really make sense to go back to that system if the player could manually save anyway.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:45:04 AM
No.723943437
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>>723943174
Ironically she did almost sell me on the game, because she's voiced by Sienna from Vermintide 2 who is my forever waifu. Alas, I saw the writing on the wall and refunded my pre-order of this dumpster fire, thankfully.
>>723943319
The cutscenes are not only unskippable, they knew you wanted to skip them and put the option in the menu but you can't click it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:06 AM
No.723943478
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>>723926935 (OP)
> don't trust your lying eyes
Still not buying your ugly woke garbage.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:53 AM
No.723943518
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>>723943459
I t's compiling shaders, chud
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:47:20 AM
No.723943551
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>>723943174
The hagfucker silence over this character is deafening.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:48:15 AM
No.723943587
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>>723941878
Well, seeing as your character is probably a squatter, they wouldn't want to make it obvious someone is living there if they're trying to avoid attention as much as possible.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:49:24 AM
No.723943639
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>>723944165
> this will sell our game
rofl
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:49:29 AM
No.723943642
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>>723943697
>>723926935 (OP)
Can I play this game without playing the first?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:49:41 AM
No.723943650
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>>723942521
Same brother same. I wanted to wife her the moment I laid eyes on her.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:15 AM
No.723943668
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oof
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:23 AM
No.723943674
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>>723943285
>cant even form an argument for a strawman
terminal brainrot
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:27 AM
No.723943678
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> this will sell our game
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:59 AM
No.723943697
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>>723943642
You can play the first without playing the second and experience a good videogame.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:51:37 AM
No.723943727
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>>723943807
AHAHAHAHAHA
WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE EXACT SAME CHUNKY BODYTYPE
> THIS WILL SELL OUR GAME
BWAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:52:28 AM
No.723943773
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>>723943940
>>723943459
The first enemy you kill, your body type 2 says "More evidence... I have to be more careful." But you can't interact with the body to hide it. This is gonna be shit fellas.
>>723943727
>cute asian face
>meh body
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:53:12 AM
No.723943810
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>>723941327
total shill death
> this design will sell our game
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:13 AM
No.723943852
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>>723944014
>>723943807
> cute
You'll never pass.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:14 AM
No.723943856
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the Toreador trainer is a they/them and your character, and elder born in 1626 just rolls with it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:20 AM
No.723943859
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not even lou is hot, what the fuck did they do?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:21 AM
No.723943863
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>>723943807
So it goes with most asian women.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:55:15 AM
No.723943905
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>>723943812
She's uglier in game and gets killed
THIS HAHAHAH WILL HAHAHA SELL HAHHAHAHA OUR HAHAHAHAH
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:56:12 AM
No.723943940
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>>723943773
Seems like its more "I gotta stop killing anyone I come across" feeling than needing to hide the bodies in general. Fabien says as much when you're leaving, just Seattle being Seattle, they'd just write it off as the guys being killed by some crackheads or something.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:56:52 AM
No.723943978
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> here's your vampire fantasy bro
loooooooooool
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:05 AM
No.723943986
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>>723944115
>negative reviews are considered "review bombing"
>coping by saying fan patches will save the game and make it good later
>game is buggy on top of not being that good and people telling others to have patience for the devs to fix a game that was first announced 6 years ago and repeatedly delayed
>nobody even seems to be excited about the music
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:43 AM
No.723944014
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>>723943852
I’ll a hairyass 5ft11in manlet, ofc I wouldn’t pass.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:43 AM
No.723944015
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>>723944101
>>723943918
btw the male option was an after thought and shares the same clothes theres a couple lines that refers to you as a she still.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:01 AM
No.723944038
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ONE OF YOU WILL MOD THIS GAME INTO EXCELLENCE I FULLY BELIEVE IN YOU!!!11one
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:03 AM
No.723944039
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>>723943918
>surely an androgenous main character will change the chuds minds this time
Is this safe horny? HAHAHAHA
> the grannies and fridge characters will sell our vampire game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:49 AM
No.723944073
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>>723943459
hehehe, I love it. The naked stupidity of it all is so funny
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:02 AM
No.723944087
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>>723947543
>this will (unironically) sell our game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:15 AM
No.723944101
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>>723945460
>>723944015
Veilguard? Is that you?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:24 AM
No.723944108
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>>723944043
babushka is fine, the younger looking vampire females should be hot tho
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:33 AM
No.723944115
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>>723943986
Most of the Rik tracks are in the pre order jukebox in your have and the other 2 used outside are played once and were already in the unofficial patch years ago as they were given to the community by the man himself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:07 AM
No.723944139
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>>723944219
>>723944043
I mean, there's nothing wrong with having older characters. not everything has to look like it came out of a magazine
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:17 AM
No.723944147
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>>723944224
> here's your hot vampire waifu bro
> you waited 20 years for this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:41 AM
No.723944165
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>>723943639
Technically, you do get to see her naked.
It's not as fun as you'd think it would be.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:26 AM
No.723944202
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>>723944485
>>723944043
She's romanceable btw the 3 "attractive" characters are not
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:59 AM
No.723944219
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>>723944360
>>723944139
What kind of stupid dumbass embraces an old person?
>The Toreador are a clan of vampires known for being some of the most beautiful, sensual, seductive, emotional and glamorous of the Kindred.
Your point is correct, it is completely fucking irrelevant in this case.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:02:03 AM
No.723944224
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:02:23 AM
No.723944239
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> all our characters have to look like they would be out of breath walking up a flight of stairs
has any game that was born from development hell ever been good?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:03:27 AM
No.723944295
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:03:51 AM
No.723944308
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>>723944250
You mean sweet baby hell.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:03:56 AM
No.723944313
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got to the anarch construction stie and am now having WAY more fucking fun with the combat because I'm treating it like a stealth game.
>skulk around above the targets picking the largest group
>blood boil one of them which sends everybody over
>blood curse a mook
>telekinetically smack the cursed mook with something
>he blows up and wipes out most of the group and leaves the stronger ones fucked near to death
>glide in and mop up, feeding to restore points
curious as to how the other clans play, but it really feels like hand to hand is dogshit because it means you've fucked something up.
>be bald FOREVER
actually fucked up
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:04:12 AM
No.723944326
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>>723944543
jesus how do you guys know so much about this shit it came out yesterday
>>723944219
The granny's tremere isn't she?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:01 AM
No.723944367
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My sides hurt hahahahaha.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:17 AM
No.723944374
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>they can afford 1 (one) shill
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:21 AM
No.723944376
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>>723944360
My bad. You're right.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:06:17 AM
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>>723944494
Is this game fixable with mods
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:06:29 AM
No.723944420
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Why
do
they
all
have
the
same
body?????
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:06:40 AM
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>>723944314
Strauss makes it work, also I'm sure he could grow hair with blood magic if he wanted to.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:07:46 AM
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>>723942129
>cute dorky girl that is kind of into you
I knew there was a catch the second she was weird with her thralls
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:02 AM
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>>723944202
Isn't Safia *technically* romanceable?
>>723944360
Yes. And she's the most retarded Tremere ever.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:10 AM
No.723944494
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>>723945408
>>723944412
>coomer outfits for the women
>mute fabian
>tattoo "FAGGOT" across Tolly's head, give him a blue wig and a trans pin
yeah probably
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:25 AM
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>>723944314
>bald in the matrix
>also bald irl
>he didn't play the ttrpg
>he didn't play coteries of new york
>he didn't play shadows of new york
>he didn't play night road
>he didn't play out for blood
>he didn't play parliament of knives
>he didn't play sins of the sires
>he didn't play heartless lullaby
>he didn't play bloodhunt
>he didn't play swansong
>he didn't play reckoning of new york
opinion discarded fake fans and secondaries shut the fuck up you do not matter
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:35 AM
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This is the best looking character in the entire game.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:56 AM
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hnnngh
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:58 AM
No.723944543
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>>723944326
Everybody here is cheering for it to fail and be terrible. Everybody would be nothing more than happy to be wrong in that respect. People are just as committed to learning as much about how terrible it is as playing it.
Given there is no manual save system apparently, we've breached an irredeemable point of terrible.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:09:26 AM
No.723944563
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>>723945449
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:09:45 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:10:53 AM
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>>723944508
They're all full of v5 faggotry
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:11:02 AM
No.723944612
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>>723941353
>Remember, wherever we go, it is the blood of Caine which makes our fate
Caine is escorting you to your destiny in the most literal possible sense.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:11:27 AM
No.723944627
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>>723944685
>>723926935 (OP)
>did you just say you liked a game?? on /v/???
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:11:31 AM
No.723944629
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>>723944508
>>he didn't play coteries of new york
it was shit and she gets beheaded at the end
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:11:32 AM
No.723944631
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>>723944793
>>723928701
Absolutely, there's some interesting ideas with the gameplay and the level design is very vertical. The script is also hilarious for all the wrong reasons, I assume. But putting it against (equally, if not worse, janky) cult classic just going to make people lash out.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:12:45 AM
No.723944685
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>>723944627
You can't possibly be serious.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:13:10 AM
No.723944703
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>>723926935 (OP)
Why did you keep comparing it to AA? The game does not play like that game at all.
>>723944631
>there's some interesting ideas with the gameplay and the level design is very vertical.
it just seemed like a somewhat ok action game. if it wasn't called bloodlines it probably wouldn't have been hated so much but i don't think it would've been highly praised either way.
it reminds me of that vampire game DARK a bit which people generally didn't enjoy that much either
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:35 AM
No.723944794
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Here's some eye bleach.
> what we wanted vs what we got
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:18:21 AM
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>>723944793
You could say that about a lot of poorly recieved games. Veilguard wouldn't have been lambasted anywhere near as hard, for example, if it was a new IP instead of taking a rainbow shit all over the DA universe.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:19 AM
No.723944954
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>>723944508
>abloo bloo you didn't play all these dogshit text based games and fortnite clones so you don't know what a good sequel to one of the most beloved RPGs of all time is!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:56 AM
No.723944976
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>>723945070
>>723931247
>memory enhancing potions
So Adderall?
>>723944793
Yeah, but was VtmB tht much of an RPG? You've had some dialogue choices and very janky source-based gameplay. The only thing this is missing so far is more dialogue choices
I guess it should've been "Bloodlines Gaiden", but you gotta ride that recognizable IP
>>723944793
>DARK
That game wasn't that great, vtmb2 is great compared to that
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:34 AM
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this will sell our game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:34 AM
No.723945006
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>>723940607
This is dogshit made for casuals. It somehow looks worst that VtMB.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:22:22 AM
No.723945070
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>>723944976
It's a reference to whatever anti-depressives the developers are on.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:22:28 AM
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>>723944983
>Yeah, but was VtmB tht much of an RPG?
Yeah. And pretty much everyone, from journos to users, agree.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:22:44 AM
No.723945089
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>>723945148
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:28 AM
No.723945110
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>>723931873
>Because it is still a VTM game and we don’t get many of these
We've had two VNs, a battle royale, and a VR game in the last 5years. We just haven't had a game that was as liked as VtM:B.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:24:32 AM
No.723945148
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>>723945265
>>723945089
The characters look copy-pasted from veilguard.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:26:15 AM
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>>723945321
>>723928641
>Why even do that when you can rip someone's skull, lift their gun with their mind then shoot their allies next?
Because the skull ripping parts might lead to a masquerade violation after the shootout is investigated rather than a typical gangbanger deal gone wrong.
>>723930286
Take a near-lethal overdose of caffeine so your hands are jittery, then chug some strong alcohol like vodka or rectified spirit then once you are jittery, unable to coordinate, grab an electric razor and make random motions around your head.
>>723937137
>Guys like this probably have to do their own laundry.
>No questions asked laundry where all the pure human mafia do their cleaning that is also ran by a Ventrue Prince's ghoul
Kueijin have gone extinct due to woke's remorse so can't be a chinese laundry.
man if i dont crash my car on my way home im gonna play gangrel, since i haven’t done that yet. whats the most fun thing to try?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:26:41 AM
No.723945216
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>>723945289
>>723944983
>Yeah, but was VtmB tht much of an RPG?
It was an ARPG. But it still had a decent aspect to the RPG part. VtMB2 is more like Aʳᵖᵍ.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:27:42 AM
No.723945257
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>>723945286
>>723945215
>Gangrel
Gangrel, Nosferatu and Malkavian are not playable anon.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:27:46 AM
No.723945265
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>>723945148
I believe this Redfall out before
>>723945257
i meant in the first game sorry. figure i could talk about that here too
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:28:17 AM
No.723945289
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>>723945216
no, its just A
>>723945203
>kueijin have gone extinct due to woke's remorse so can't be a chinese laundry.
What the fuck was so offensive about Kuei-Jin? Stupid
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:29:59 AM
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>>723945286
Ah my bad, anon. I haven't tried it myself yet maybe next year.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:30:01 AM
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>>723945675
>>723945286
My first ever playthrough was Gangrel, and somehow I never unlocked the pseudo-werewolf form because I was retarded.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:30:45 AM
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>>723945215
You'll get to play it if you tie the noose wrong.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:31:01 AM
No.723945408
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>>723945451
>>723944494
Can that Tolly just be killed or replaced?
I'm playing KCD2 with a mod to remove the shoehorned Malian scholar that shits on the host country and is smug. It uses AI voices and the model is changed and he's not a cunt, it's a great improvement.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:32:09 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:32:11 AM
No.723945451
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>>723945408
based, ai voice mods are the future of dewokifying games.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:32:23 AM
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>>723944101
I thought it was ac odyssey for a moment there.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:32:59 AM
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>>723944508
nobody is playing tabletop, even before the fags and trannies you had to deal with the worst men on earth.
>ACTUALLY I MET ALOT OF COO-
that includes you anon and your friends, its like a bunch of drug addicts but instead of needing meth to be ruined they are just born that way.
>>723945321
Nothing inherently, they're just chink vamps, but I guess the idea of having to portray the Kuei-jin/people related to them without getting called out for showing chinese culture disrespectfully somehow.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:35:35 AM
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>>723945657
>>723945498
You mean like
>NO YANKY MY WANKY
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:49 AM
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>>723926935 (OP)
Overhauling the sidequests needs to be the #1 priority for the devs. I think the game has sold well enough to justify that kind of development.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:55 AM
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>>723945593
Yep, these writers don't have the balls to have funny stereotypes like the original did
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:14 AM
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>>723926935 (OP)
I hope they paid you upfront
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:27 AM
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>>723945365
i should try that. animalism looks cool too damn
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:38:24 AM
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>>723945992
>>723945498
There's a whole lecture on chinese workers being used as slave labour to rebuild the city after a fire and then you go underground to a hidden chinese temple but the chinaman is Malkavian
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:39:07 AM
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>why would a vampire elder need a gun?
>guns absolutely rape you, the elder
hmm
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:39:18 AM
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>>723945794
is Officer Chunk in the game?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:39:27 AM
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>>723946001
>>723945321
I think it was that it was combining a bunch of different cultures together. Like I am pretty sure that the name itself is Japanese but Ming was Chinese. But getting rid of them an saying they are just easter kindred was retarded. should of just made them similar beings from different cultures and then given a different name depending on the region. Kind of like clans with kindred.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:40:20 AM
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>>723945760
No but there's a file on him or his kid
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:42:18 AM
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>>723931873
>VTMR
>faithful to the source material
blood scrolls.
that is my response to this statement
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:45:47 AM
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>>723945720
>There's a whole lecture on chinese workers being used as slave labour
>the chinaman is Malkavian
Ancient Chinese secret
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:45:56 AM
No.723946001
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>>723946063
>>723945764
The name is a combo of mandarin (kuei/gui = ghost) and japanese (jin = person), though neither would write or say it like that in their own language, just doesn't make sense.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:47:19 AM
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>>723946143
How often do you listen to vtmb’s ost?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:47:22 AM
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>>723946257
>>723946001
Just like Brujah is spanish for witch and ventrue is french for fat belly
>>723946060
I went to a vampire themed birthday party and they had a bunch of tracks on their playlist despite never playing the game. Even normalfags love that shit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:50:18 AM
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>>723946262
>>723946143
Damn that sounds fun.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:52:05 AM
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>>723946190
I got very sick and ended up staining a fancy tile floor with red wine vomit, just like Kain himself was very immersive.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:52:15 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:53:46 AM
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>>723946262
Lmao I feel bad but also KINO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:54:54 AM
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>>723946512
>>723945321
the fact that kueijin isn't a real word and a google translate mishmash of Chinese and Japanese
Primarily the fact that the writer's extent of knowledge of Asia was limited to panda express and california roll sushi.
Orientalism went out of fashion because china is communist, not progressive, oppressive and Japan is backwards, war criminal unit 420 "diddyahblud pedoisland", instead you have progressive brown muslim vampires, the Imbatukum
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:55:09 AM
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>>723946262
>red wine vomit
I appreciate your ability to method act on the spot
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:57:11 AM
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>>723944043
they just had to make her look haggard, too.
>>723946378
>tfw no sleeping dogs style hunter game where you beat the shit out of kuei-jin and eat pork buns with hunter bros in hong kong
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:59:51 AM
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>>723946705
>>723946512
you’re the first person i have met who wants this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:02:59 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:03:37 AM
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>>723946512
There's a DLC for sleeping dogs that has Jiangshi you beat the shit out of.
I would like to see a VTM game where Masquerade is more present with masquerade violations leading hunters in closer onto whatever you're doing with delayed consequences.
Like Bloodboiling a group of gangbangers instead of alternatives would change the investigation status from
>dead nigger storage unit, natural causes, case closed
to
>Special investigation led by the vatican.
I would also really appreciate it if cultural consultants weren't fat faggots with aids who read yaoi comics but someone knowledgeable about a subject being dealt with.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:07:30 AM
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>>723946973
Need a game where the models of these two are the main characters
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:10:28 AM
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>>723947063
>>723946862
reminds me of John Travolta in From Paris with Love.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:12:47 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:25:33 AM
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>>723944087
Jeanette was so iconic they copied her for Harley and the rest is history.
What cultural influence, really, will Bloodines 2 have?
I thought not.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:45 AM
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>>723930882
Put millennial writers in mass graves.
>X is Y's own business
the mere fact of bringing it up makes it business of third parties.
Me banging prostitutes at my place and having the sound reach neighbors is not entirely my own business due to noise complaints.
This could've been a comment on Dale's recklessness, delusions, or disregard for warning labels, but it HAS to be a aids-ridden faggot ally's passive endorsement.
>"Estrogen: Caution: Do not take if make" Dale would never be deterred by something as insignificant as a warning label