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>arrives
>gets shat on by Fleurdelis
>gets bonus white high maintenance waifu for his troubles
>gets shat on by Aluber later on
>waifu gets Konami'd
>comes back from being shat on, he just won't die
>local catgirl helps him save waifu
>he unKonamis her with the power of LOVE
>pisses all over Aluber's dragons and sends him back to the Shadow Realm
>now gets to travel with high maintenance waifu
>gets a new job as a model for L'Oreal

Albaz had it pretty good all things considered.