*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Shadow pauses from shoving his tongue down Amy’s throat
Sh: “Damn! Who’d interrupt the Ultimate Lifeform Shadow-Sama?!”
Amy stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a fat italian man is clearly beating Sonic to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
A: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck rat Sonic. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel”
From the bush:
S: “SHADOW-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS ITALIAN HUMAN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
Sh: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE FAKER, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Amy. How old were you again? I like em young like Maria.”
The bushes rustle more as the thing japs mistake for a cat gets pummelled by italian fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Rival Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED SHADOW-SAMA MORE!”