>>82297536
You don't need a penis to pee, you know? You'll just have to sit down to pee from now on. And there's no shortage of tutorials on how to stimulate your prostate. You'll be just fine. You won't spray piss droplets everywhere and maybe your masturbation addiction will get cured because you'll need some preparation instead of just whipping out your moid stick and stroking it. Only upsides.

>>82297547
You are not but your penis could be. Silly little appendage that just happens to look exactly like a sausage. Imagine the relief it could bring famished soldiers on the front line?