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Anonymous No.82297336 >>82297381 >>82297389 >>82297394 >>82297399 >>82297453
They should recycle incel penises into sausages to help with the war effort. You lose something useless (your penis) soldiers get something useful (nutrition in the form of penis-based sausages), the government saves some money on rations, everybody's happy.
Anonymous No.82297381 >>82297397 >>82297508
>>82297336 (OP)
my penis is useful
it provides me with joy
without my penis i would be dead
my life is worth something
Anonymous No.82297389 >>82297508
>>82297336 (OP)
I'm a fag so I'd just get plapped afterwards for pleasure
Anonymous No.82297394 >>82297399 >>82297508
>>82297336 (OP)
how do we achieve this annonie
Anonymous No.82297397 >>82297416 >>82297424 >>82297497
>>82297381
You can still achieve orgasm even without a penis, you just need the help of real men.
Anonymous No.82297399 >>82297457 >>82297508
>>82297394
>>82297336 (OP)
>Cannibal fembots

What the hell
Anonymous No.82297416
>>82297397
i am a real man
Anonymous No.82297424 >>82297544
>>82297397
Wait how? And can it be just as pleasurable as jerking off
Anonymous No.82297453 >>82297508
>>82297336 (OP)
why are you calling it useless...?
Anonymous No.82297457
>>82297399
Idk I don't believe them desu
Anonymous No.82297497 >>82297544
>>82297397
Would women still date you or are you doomed?
Anonymous No.82297508 >>82297536 >>82297547
>>82297381
You still have a prostate, which I'm told delivers an adequate amount of pleasure.

>>82297389
Indeed!

>>82297394
I'm not sure, if you're asking about the logistics of such a project, I think first you'd have to identify incels, have either the police or the army bring them to an adequate facility such as a slaughterhouse or meat processing facility (for hygiene reasons) and there, they would get placed on some sort of conveyor belt, washed thoroughly, administered some anesthetic and their penises would get sawed off, a catheter inserted, the wound would get cauterized and maybe there would need to be a recovery facility nearby and after like a night you'd send them away with some antibiotics, a cool looking badge and a steam gift card! And maybe a dildo. If you're asking how to convince them that it's the right thing to do, then I'm not sure.

>>82297399
Meat is meat. Think about it.

>>82297453
Is it not useless if you're an incel? Maybe it even makes you unhappy, uncomfortable, sad, at times.
Anonymous No.82297536 >>82297602
>>82297508
>is it not useless if you're an incel?
But... But I still use it to pee and... to pleasure myself...
Anonymous No.82297544
>>82297424
>Wait how?
Search sissygasm

>>82297497
They would still date and cuck you, pic related.
Anonymous No.82297547 >>82297602
>>82297508
No leave me alone I am not food you sick bitch
Anonymous No.82297602 >>82297617
>>82297536
You don't need a penis to pee, you know? You'll just have to sit down to pee from now on. And there's no shortage of tutorials on how to stimulate your prostate. You'll be just fine. You won't spray piss droplets everywhere and maybe your masturbation addiction will get cured because you'll need some preparation instead of just whipping out your moid stick and stroking it. Only upsides.

>>82297547
You are not but your penis could be. Silly little appendage that just happens to look exactly like a sausage. Imagine the relief it could bring famished soldiers on the front line?
Anonymous No.82297617 >>82297649
>>82297602
>pleasure yourself with your prostate
Is that what Yuyuko wants...? Or are you just being mean
Anonymous No.82297649 >>82297680
>>82297617
Yes nonny, you should definitely try it! Bonus points if you cosplay as Youmu while you do it!
Anonymous No.82297680
>>82297649
If that's what you want... I'll pleasure myself just for you then, Yuyuko
but! I want to add you on discord too!!