Ladies and Gentlemeeeen,
this is the moment you have all been waiting for.
The main event of this evening:

In the blue Corner:
With the erotic know-how and experience of 300 years,
The Symbiotic Seducer, the Sex-Symbol Scientist...
JADZIAAAA
"the trill for the drill"
DAAAAAAAX

And in the red Corner...
the lewd liaison-officer, the fiery fornicator, the spandex-clad posterior of prophecy,
THE MINX MAJOOOOOOOOR
OF BAJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
KIRAAAAAAAAAAA
NEEEEEEEEEERYYYYYS!