I hate the pods, I don't want to play this game daily.

>>536398898
Bubsy and Gex are decent and their only crime is being self-aware.

Gentlemen,
Prime 3 is one of the most fun games I've played. I adore this whole series, but people shit on this game for the incredibly minimal motion control gimmicks.
Also Other M is not nearly as bad as people say, and yes I was there for its release. It's far from perfect, but goddamnit it did several things well. It lead to Samus throwing motherfuckers around with one arm, lead to Samus being more agile, and lead to Anthony fucking Higgs. He must return in some capacity, a genuine bright spot on that game.
I believe that Prime Hunters deserved the remake treatment far more than Prime 1.
I believe that Fusion is the second best 2d Metroid game, only surpassed by Zero Mission.
And I believe that any "fan" of the series must play and beat the original, no guide, make your own map, for me to even consider them a true fan.
Same applies for the OG metroid 2. Yes I know the music sucks, but don't you dare turn down the temple track. You suffer as I did.
I know we shitpost and we jest, but surely others here can see my point of view. I am a fan of Metroid, and I'm tired of tourists who've usually never even played these games past Super regurgitate opinions from has been youtubers and fake fans.

Finally gentlemen, in the words of the man himself.
Metroid is fun

>>513451653
Football IS America's game.

Idgaf what matt walsh has to say here, but football is the white man's game. Everyone loves to shout NIGGERBALL! NIGGERBALL! anytime it comes up, but by and large, its biggest personalities and heroes are white. The game also requires infinitely more strategy than baseball, basketball, hockey, and pretty much any other common spectator sport.

Notable non black stars
>Tom Brady
>Josh Allen
>Joe Montana
>Big Ben
>Manning Brothers
>Almost every relevant quarterback prior to 1995

>Most successful coaches are white
>Even successful black ones were setup by white ones (mike tomlin, tony dungy)

By calling football niggerball, you effectively concede the history and ability of the white man to impact the game.

Call it bread and circuses all you want, but its still a white man's game in >90% of cases

>>212973320
Livvy is mid

It's going to be E33 and it deserves it. I don't even care that it doesn't have the best gameplay this year. It's a genuinely touching story that has stuck with me ever since I beat it. The music is arguably the best music in a game in the past ~15 years (only serious competition is cyberpunk). The world design is spectacular. The animations are all great. The cutscenes are all amazing and actually add to the game. Come at me, stupid, tasteless, soulless, mongoloid masses. Nothing you say will change the fact that E33 is the best game this year and I'm tired of braindead fags falsely claiming it's not, when they haven't even played it.