Ah Jaysus! Play the bloody game, for God’s sake! Throw in a bit o’ physicality. Where’s the spuds ‘n porridge power, huh? I mean, get stuck in! Hit someone!!

Look. Listen. Shur jaysus bai, dat’s not near good ’nuff now, like… pure bleedin’ shite altogether, wha’? Langerload’a rubbish, so it is — I wouldn’t wipe me boots wit’ it!