Thread 150372231

>Friday 22nd August
West Ham 1 - 5 Chelsea
>Saturday 23rd August
Manchester City 0 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur
AFC Bournemouth 1 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Brentford 1 - 0 Aston Villa
Burnley 2 - 0 Sunderland
5.30pm Arsenal v Leeds United
>Sunday 24th August
2pm Crystal Palace v Nottingham Forest
2pm Everton v Brighton & Hove Albion
4.30pm Fulham v Manchester United
>Monday 25th August
8pm Newcastle United v Liverpool

Can really see Liverpool finishing 10th this season

Grrrr the other team did something!!!!!!

>>150372264
hate when that happens

have the sunderchads been seen yet?

what happens to Spurs once Joe Lewis dies

English rose status?

>>150372337
vivienne attends games and is seen as more into football than dad

christ, watching this preview they're evangelic about eze who's got the same profile as 5 guys they already have; they've already given up on gyokeres who was supposed to be their golden boy that was going to fix all the problems

>>150372423
Because it removes Palace from any contention of winning anything ever again.

Arsenal should've bought Šeško.

predicting another batmanless day

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

>Blunderland thought they were staying up because they beat fucking Wet Spam
KEK back down the the championshit for them

oh...oh.

>>150372337
Sold off for parts

>>150372607
no that's what happens every other season under ENIC

>>150370423
I'd like to make a bold and daring correction, Arsenal will win the league.

>>150372455
good to see that they have similar ambitions as Charlton and Millwall

might want to rethink this big 7 thing not sure its going to work out...

>>150372507
They're guaranteed 6 points from Newcastle
Another 3 from West Ham as well
They'll be fine

>>150373885
top 4 dark horses this season too

>>150373079
I'm talking about the media. In their perfect world, the Sky Six play each other eternally while the rest of the football pyramid dies.

>>150374017
pretty sure wrexham would squeeze their way in there desu

>>150373885
Cope Blundermong

Stoke vs Arsenal is going to be like watching a match from the 80s

>>150372478
KWAB of the day
NOW HERE COMES THE COPE FROM THE SHUT-IN CUNT

>>150372478
>predicting another batmanless day
kwab

>>150374239
>>150374262
im not actually bothered about goals against sneeds kek
you lads were excited though glad to give you a smile

>I-I don't care but here's an immediate response-
we're going to get spam until 7am now

saka is made of glass

>>150374239
>>150374319
You are just as much of a sad cunt as he is.

>>150374319
sorry AW how long am i allowed to wait to reply exactly?

sneeds are actually completely toothless, think I was sleeping on them not going straight back down again

never thought gyokeres shopped badly into batchest glasses would cause this much controversy kek

He's actually having a meltdown. KWAB is correct.
Thick cunt was wrong KWAB.

>rush into /epl/ to batter a poor bloke who made a harmless prediction about today's game(taboo)
>immediately your greatest ever player gets injured for the season
sorry aw dems da breaks

Battered

LEEDS GOING DOWN
JURRIEN TIMBERRRRRR

SEETHING so much he had to fire up the VPN oh my days
Probably even 8am this time

as i reported before, arteta was begged by his medical staff not to play saka again last season. feel this injury is the beginning of the end.

>>150372478
KWAB prediction

settle down AW we all saw you dumping your spurs folder at 6am the other day after being up all night

>>150374387
It's Daniel Farke in the PL. To use the cliche, games like this won't define their season.

Saw Howe saying he won't be playing for Newcastle so will Isak be starting for Liverpool on Monday?

>>150374637
lol

>>150374637
can't see why not

loads of shite teams this year should be a fun relegation battle

how does west ham look worse than this leeds team

>>150374739
How did Everton make them look semi-competent? There's so many shitters this year

>>150374771
when everton get jgrealz and dibling starting games moyes is BACK

>>150374771
defensive/inviting moyes-ball
but the only reason they got 3 points was due to refball

>>150374739
It's Potter
He's an analyticsmong, can't motivate players because he just looks at their stats and assumes players will play like that every time

>>150374771
Moyes bizarrely played cowardball against them.

>>150374809
So true. Everton will be dangerous with them on the wings.

>>150374809
Moyes plays shit football in spite of who he's got on his team

IM GONNA, IM GONNA
BAAAAAATTTTTTT

Fulham will win tomorrow

God Six chads we FEASTING

>>150375712
All 6 teams racked up a Premier League win in the past week
I kneel...

>>150375733
arent you forgetting someone

>>150375760
You're replying to the Leeds mong still pushing his "Sky 7" gimmick.

>>150375760
The table has not been updated. Manchester United won last week.

>>150375778
Don't worry he'll be back in his non-league thread by May

>>150375778
Nah it was a play on how the media treated United's home loss like a win
Reply to yourself some more though eh (it's so blatant mate)

>>150375845
It's hard to keep track of all the various spastics on an anonymous imageboard, yourself included.

>thinks I'm samefagging a shit gimmick
lol

i am become dave, destroyer of threads

Man United are top 4 if they win 3nil tomorrow

>>150375967
And I'm a millionaire if I earn £999,450

>>150375996
lmao epic clapback good post

Injuries are the only thing that can stop arsenal. Havertz, saka and odegaard all out for months.

>>150376052
i can think of a few other things

I love the EPL, simple as

>>150376052
bravo arteta

>>150372478
KWAB

The club Emma Raducanu has supported since childhood are 2nd in the Barclaycard Premiership

>>150376052
Weren't these three and Gabriel the ones who were out for months last season as well? If Arsenal lose Gabriel early in the season then they are well and truly fucked. They've got enough attacking players to make something happen but Gabriel is arguably their best defender/player.

can't believe saka is injured already

>>150376128
She doesn't look like a rent boy...

>>150376052
>Injuries are the only thing that can stop arsenal.
*Walks directly into your path*

Reminder that Man United pinned this Arsenal team into its own half.

GTA 6 and Title 21 are coming.

Leeds are just shite tbqh. Straight back down for them.

>>150376358
Thank you for the reminder. I forgot because I was going off daft things like Arsenal taking all 3 points from Old Trafford.

>>150376358
>This is what Man United are reduced to now
Tragic

>>150376405
>Implying old Trafford is some kind of fortress

>Arsenal conceded 0.00(xG) after the 20th minute against Leeds.

They're going straight back down

Get the Farke out of here

Farke the Herald angels sing
Noah's Farke
Farke side of the moon

>>150376494
It will get even more embarrassing for manure cucks when they will be forced to support Arsenal in the second half of the season in a desperate attempt to stop Liverpool from surpassing their league titles

Man the state of this sport is absolutely dire
The pace of the game is so slow, there's no creativity, nobody tries anything different or unexpected, 3/4 of the players are just sprinters
Watching the bigs now is like watching a Championship match 15 years ago except instead of hoofing it back and forth at 100mph they're making 30 horizontal passes at the back before anyone dares to try moving the ball forward

>>150376725
looking forward to dave impersonating a rude boy

>Newcastle vs Liverpool Monday

How bad will Newcastle lose?

Chin up LUFChads
Refball is back next week when we play against a non-sky 7 team and they’ll be strikerless too

you have to agree with me gyokeres is going to flop big style
like that is 1 in a billion odds he won't flop you have to agree with me on that

Arsenal has WHITE FEMALE fans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSHPYllO_2U

>>150376983
>Sky Sports Yorkshire v Sky Sports North East

>>150377089
first time I've seen wrighty out of his disguise

>fulham away
united could realistically head into the international break with 0 points

>>150377128
>Fulham (A) who have not beaten United at Craven Cottage in over 15 years
>Burnley (H) who have only beaten United twice this century
I would be stunned if they end up with 0pts from 3 games.

>>150377390
Kevin Nash was stunned in 1992.

Italy reporting that West Ham have as good as signed Lorenzo Pellegrini for around about £5m (GBP used in the article)
They're going to need a lot fucking more than that

USA WON.
TOTAL BURGER DOMINATION.

>Arteta: ‘For Saka to come off, it looks like something significant’; Odegaard to have scan
but at least they beat sneeds

>>150376525
>Paul "Inspector Merse" Merson >implied this just the other day
>United lost more games there than they won last season

>>150378164
Unfortunately Odegaard is shit so he'll be forced to play Eze in the 10 which will work out well for him. Never seen a manager so consistently fluke his way upwards like Arteta.

>Rashford starts for Barca, home debut
>2-0 down at HT
>Rashford humiliatingly subbed off at HT
>Barca score two goals in 5 mins
United are fucking CACKLING that Barca agreed to pay 100% of the wages (£350k per week) for him. Like giving United £20m.

>>150378898
another manure moral victory
what a week

>>150378228
Odegaard isn't the issue. Saka out for another 3 months and Havertz out for 4 months. There is something dodgy going on in their training for this many hamstring injuries. Timber was out for 9 months after doing his on his debut. They need a new regime because it's fucking them.

I was gonna say, does Arsenal make a loan bid for Jackson or something? Chelsea don't want him, they need a back-up striker since Havertz is done for most of the season and Gyokeres can't do all games.

>>150378930
The table may say they're 18th but with all these moral victories the title is practically wrapped up

>>150372478
KWABOTTY

>>150378948
Sorry I meant Havertz [with a hamstring issue] was out for 4 months and now he's out for another 3-4 months.

>Arsenal fans stealing another Liverpool chant
Utter wierdos

>seething about arsenal
check
>seething about something only boring sad cunts would care about (fucking chants)
check

yep, it's weird cultist boring cunt time.

AW when the mildest criticism kek
what is he like

Jorkerkes doing the hair touch celebration into the camera after scoring against fucking Lelds was incredibly cringe

>>150379250
>>150379087
>>150379021
You are genuinely mentally deranged

A female is currently presenting my /motd/

>>150379372
At least it's Kelly Cates and not those dumb women that are desperate to be stars

>>150379372
at least shes just presenting

think pep regrets staying at city

why are euro houses so small

>>150379694
>soulless tinder box
>soul blitz surviving brick
there's a reason 3 little finnas got dab on with the sticks

>>150379694
>vacationing in Canada
come on now

>>150379733
>there's a reason 3 little finnas got dab on with the sticks

There's a lad called JJ Gabriel in the U18's right now who is gonna tear the Premier League apart in 2-3 years time.

Looks generational.

Lol I just saw the Arsenal highlights. They're not even hiding it now.
One goal from fouling the defender at a corner, another where Saliba handpasses to Timber, and another world class dive from prodigious talent Max Diveman

Fire him

>>150380428
there are 15 year olds in the prem now, sorry but whatever unc you're trying to push on us is already cooked

>>150380453
Alan Curbishley hasn't managed a club since 2008.

>>150380535
why

(To the tune of hips don’t lie by shakira)

Oh Saka when you score like that
You make a gunner go mad
Our wonderkid, our starboy
Scoring the goals for the gunners
(One, two, three, four)

He’s on the right
Moves from side to side and he thinks the spurs are shite
All the passion,
There’s no tension,
Don’t you see that Saka is perfection

Starboy, we can see your body moving
And it’s driving us crazy
And we didn’t have the slightest idea
Until we saw you playing

And when you move up on the right wing
Nobody can ignore the way you move your body boy,
And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it (let's go)

>>150379733
cope

>>150380628
dont get posts like this from the white clubs do you corr dear

>>150380476
JJ is 14 mein fuhrer...

sad how arsenal have stolen the chiesa song for eze

(To the tune of shanaia twains “man, I feel like a woman)

The best thing about be-ing a gunner,
Is we’ve got Gyokeres to score some little goals

Wo-oh-oah he’s totally crazy
Bags all the ladies
Red shirt, hates topspur
Oh-oh-oh, really go wild
And play Artetas style
Wo-oh-oh

Get in the action
Feel the gunners reaction
Touches his hair,
Does what he dares
Wo-oh-oh

He’s gonna be free yeah, to play the way he feels
Man, I’m glad with got Gyokeres
(DU DUUU DU DU DU DUU DU)

(To the tune of “call me maybe” by Carly Rae Jepson)

I'd trade my soul to Palace
He shoots he scores he don’t miss
We were not looking for this
But now you're on your way

Your smile was glowing
Blue jeans, grin was showing
Gunners winning, spurs were crying
Where'd they think you’re going, Eze?

Hey, Spurs just met you
And this is crazy
But he’s a Gunner
They call him Eze

He Wouldn't look right
In white baby
So 10s his number
They call him Eze

Hey, Spurs just met you
And this is crazy
But he’s a Gunner
They call him Eze

He wouldn’t look right
In white baby
So 10s his number
They call him Eze

>>150380804
>>150380673
>>150380628
Have you run out of AI slop tokens yet?

>>150380823
careful setting AW off with any pushback on his cringe
he has been known to post this slop all night in retaliation

>>150380823
I’m on fire tonight making them up as I go along
Currently struggling to re-jig the lyrics to Timber by Kesha ft Pitbull to relate to Jurien
But I’ve got a cracking bit about swinging their keeper round and round from corners

Lol this guy was calling me AW the other day now he's calling another random poster the same thing. Unhinged autism. Lil bro gets vexed every time arsenal is mentioned kek. Defo a shitspur fan.

>>150380960
shut up arsewog

not sure i'd be mocking spurs too much after they just picked up a really impressive win.

>>150382057
Ahem

Only 2 teams have 2 consecutive away wins against Man City. Man United and Tottenham.

>>150382057
Literally a worse scoreline than ange managed against a far better city team before they collapsed.

>>150382461
>Literally a worse scoreline than ange managed against a far better city team before they collapsed.

>>150382480
Who genuinely thinks city are good anymore? Beating Liverpool or Arsenal are the only impressive wins now.

>>150379250
i found it funny

>>150382057
nooooooooooooooooo you don't understand! refballing the worst Man United for 50 years and then refballing newly promoted Leeds is way more impressive!

>>150382495
so when's the last time arsenal beat city away?

>>150382057
noooooooooo please stop bantering and be respectful to teams!!!!

Howling at the fact that Amorim rose to Year 7 Arteta's level in 1 summer.

Literally had him pinned into his own half for 90 minutes and lost only to ref ball.

>>150382534
so why does your smelly shithole feel the need to invade other countries? don't like it when your neighbors want to escape the miserable soviet umbrella?

>>150382708
>immediately starts talking about neighbors
ah, spuds fans and their little brother complex

>>150382859
>avoiding the question
You don't like talking about your smelly shithole senselessly murdering your neighbors?

>>150382875
don't blow a fuse lad, this isn't /pol/

>>150382928
Why do you keep avoiding the question, Igor? Uncomfortable with your beloved dictator being a sick murderer?

>>150382947
no matter how big of a melty you throw, it won't change our president and it won't change the fact that arsenal is above spuds in the table, making them a better team

>>150382976
it also won't change the fact that your country is a smelly disgusting shithole that feels the need to mass-murder other countries because you're butthurt they want to break ties.

I feel sorry for Ukraine. They deserve better than neighboring such an ugly stinky shithole like russia.

>>150382993
Ukraine is shittier than Russia though

>>150382533
When was the last time city beat arsenal at all is the better question

>>150383041
Who do you think Ukraine have to thank for that? You don't believe being a soviet slave for 100 years takes any kind of toll on a country?

>>150383074
more like a deflection question, one that fits your agenda.
City are in a rebuilding phase but they are still a good team and they will be very difficult to beat this year. Spurs winning at the Etihad is a huge win for them, especially with the lack of creative players available.

You might not want to admit it, but Spurs have a strong team and a very strong defensive setup.

>>150382602
/sp/ is trying so hard to hide this fact

>>150383127
Except it isn't. You literally deflected from the original post which said beating Liverpool or arsenal are the only impressive wins now. When was the last time city beat arsenal? When was the lady time spurs beat arsenal? Spurs are on a record losing streak against arsenal lol.

>>150383178
Last time*

>>150383178
>You literally deflected from the original post which said beating Liverpool or arsenal are the only impressive wins now
no, that's just more cope on your end. People with functioning brains recognize there is clearly a lot of value in beating Man City on their home deck.

>>150378948
its called not cheating and taking PEDs
thanks wenger for the legacy of being one of the only prem teams to actually follow that rule

>>150383197
Spurs beat city away last season too yet still finished 17th. Where is the value you speak of? Everyone's laughing at city since their fall off and pep is back to fraud status.

>>150383262
>Spurs beat city away last season too
This doesn't invalidate it being a huge win, as much as your pride inhibits you from admitting it.
Also, if you cannot see the obvious discrepancies between Spurs this year and last season, then you clearly don't know much about football.

>>150382505
thats gonna be a YIKES! for me

>>150379021
why is it ok for liverpool fans to take ownership of chants they stole from other clubs

>City are in a rebuilding phase but they are still a good team and they will be very difficult to beat this year.
>Spurs winning at the Etihad is a huge win for them, especially with the lack of creative players available.
>You might not want to admit it, but Spurs have a strong team and a very strong defensive setup.

>>150383307
You're not very intelligent, are you AW?

oh nice the spurs supporting aussie is back for 6 months again before they fall off the rails and do fuck all

>>150383325
its different this time

>>150383278
Huge win according to who? Spurs fans? Lmao. Literally nobody is surprised city got bodied. They've been on the decline since half way through last season. Pep and city are finished, their fans are already calling for him to be replaced especially after his weird team selection yesterday. You're the only person I've encountered who actually think city have any chance of competing for a title this season, much less top 4.

>>150383353
>spurs beat mancity on their home deck convincingly
>AW: "Huge win according to who?"

>>150383411
Listen man you can cope all you want but everyone acknowledges city are shit, except you obviously.

>>150383540
nobody is backing you up aw.

That greaseball fuck better start me today. I'll score a hattrick against Fulham. Show that faggot Gaykeres what's what. Arseanal fans don't @ me.

>>150383609
shouldnt you have already traveled to the city of Fulham FC?

>>150383648
Had to hop back home for my phone charger. Don't worry, m8.

>"City are the team to beat this season"
>Spurs fans

Christ on a bike

>>150383706
no need to backpedal and rewrite your strawman, aw. Everyone can already see that you're a complete idiot :)

>>150383325
The wheels fell off against PSG in the super cup final.

>>150383716
you gotta take it easy man its 2 games in. spurs fans always do this to themselves, its embarrassing
even arselel fans are hesitant

>>150383782
Are you an illiterate moron?
>flag
Nevermind, forget I asked.

>>150383782
not sure where the hopium is even coming from considering they had the most embarrassing defeat in recent cup final memory in the uefa super cup

>>150383886
why are you talking about cups aw?

>>150383782
>>150383886
And haven't signed in key positions. MGW rejected them, Eze literally ran to their rivals for lower wages just because he was desperate not to play for spurs, no savinho, no dibling etc.

>>150383800
i read your cope just fine

>>150383980
>american
>is a moron
checks out

Bit tired of these gimmicks

Saw a scouser eating out of a bin

>russian flag appears out of nowhere speaking perfect english
huh interesting

with how people online are talking about cherki you'd think he's messi and zidane combined but the truth is he's closer to ozil at best

>>150372337
So him living on his yacht is not a meme?

>>150384787
Ozil had a 20 assist season in the prem iirc. Cherki will never reach those heights.

Wirtz is worse

>>150376987
>>150382499
kek at this goal and that desperate celebration. Reminds me of when Weghorst finally scored

also never seen a team as shit as this Leeds and that includes Derby. What the hell are they doing?

need an Everton win today because 1. I need it, 2. a big fuck you to West Ham

>>150385337
why do everton fans hate west ham?

>>150385493
I dont, I want West Ham to feel some deep regret sacking Moyes is always a mistake. they learned their lesson once, won a trophy, and decided to sack him again

Fulham WILL give us /mug/

>>150385506
If you want to be ambitious, you cannot have David Moyes as your coach. It's as simple as that.

Hiring David Moyes is equivalent to settling for perpetual mediocrity, and never even trying to reach the top.

>>150385553
He won them the Conference League. That's a big achievement for a club of West Ham's current stature.

>>150385572
the conference league? the new competition they invented explicitly for teams who can never compete with the best?

>>150385603
Yes. You think West Ham are too big for it or something?

>>150385613
Well, they clearly want to aim higher, which is exactly why they dumped Moyes. Whether or not they should aim higher is up for debate, but you do not appoint guys like Moyes, Dyche, Allardyce if you have any real ambition.

anyone want Nico Jackson?

>>150385634
I see you've fallen for the delusion that West Ham are a massive club. Moyes/Dyche/Allardyce is their level.

>>150385991
>I see you've fallen for the delusion that West Ham are a massive club
I see you are illiterate.

>>150385634
>Whether or not they should aim higher is up for debate

>>150385287
>also never seen a team as shit as this Leeds and that includes Derby. What the hell are they doing?
I'm guessing you were in a coma for the entirety of the past 15 seasons then.

>>150385995
>claims I'm illiterate
>genuinely thinks there's a discussion to be had about the ambitions of the most deluded club in London
There is a reason everyone mocks "The West Ham Way". Moyes took them to places they had not been since the 70s/80s. He is their level. They have tried fancy pants managers before and it has always been a disaster.

>>150386052
Yes, you are illiterate because you completely misconstrued my post. Nowhere did I suggest West Ham are a "massive" club, which is exactly what you insinuated here >>150385991

The only point I am making is that if a club wants to be ambitious, they do not hire Moyes, Allardyce, Dyche type managers. West Ham "wanted" to be ambitious, which is exactly why they moved on Moyes.

wirtz is worse than ethan nwaneri

seems like assna have won the league in 2 matchs again

warra club

warra trophy haul

villabros

what the hell is going on? i have a bad feeling about this season...

>>150384989
he's 88 what else is there left for him to do
>He was previously the majority owner of ENIC Group, which is also the majority owner of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, between 1991 until October 2022.[1] Majority ownership was passed to the Lewis Family Trust in October 2022.[2] The Trust is managed by two independent professional trustees on behalf of its beneficiaries. Lewis is not a beneficiary.
huh so who really controls the club?

i see AW was up all night again this time arguing about spurs with an australian kek

>>150386608
such an odd creature sees spurs in the walls

we love you arsenal
we do

>>150383178
massive trophies for arsenal

>>150386254
>Nowhere did I suggest West Ham are a "massive" club
You literally did by saying they're too big for the Conference League (>>150385603 >>150385634) which as the Swede correctly says is their level.

>West Ham "wanted" to be ambitious, which is exactly why they moved on Moyes.
Which they have done twice now and they are once again being proven wrong. Last time it was Pellegrini, this time it's Lopetegui/Potter.

Genuinely hilarious how you can't argue properly and always resort to ad hominem when someone disagrees with you. Pure Dunning Kruger behaviour, much like West Ham in fact.

>>150386667
It's actually bizarre seeing how determined you are to double down on your illiteracy. You write up a blatant strawman and you're still digging your heels. What a sad little moron you are hahaha

>>150386713
I accept your obvious concession. Stay just as deluded as West Ham United is and think they deserve better than the London Stadium, Moyes or Big Sam. They don't and never will. Everyone will love seeing the London Stadium in the Championship next season.

>>150386738
There's nothing to concede. I was never making a point on West Ham's status as a club, only their intentions. Unfortunately you're a complete and utter idiot and have the reading literacy level of a 7 year old :)

>The £67.5m Eze deal means all 20 Premier League clubs have now spent £2,511,693,000 between them - which is an all-time record.
Everyone loves /trans/

>>150386745
>I was never making a point on West Ham's status as a club, only their intentions.
Intentions which are completely delusional and beyond reality, much like your belief in your perceived level of intelligence. Funny how you humiliate yourself every single time but you have zero self-awareness of how moronic you actually look to everyone else on here.

>Arsenal have agreed an Irish record deal for Shamrock Rovers teenage midfielder Victor Ozhianvuna, according to The Athletic.
funny names they got in ireland

>>150386766
mate, its 9am on a sunday and you are having a tantrum

>>150386788
this thread is his entire life lad

>>150386788
>telling a clueless deluded fucker the truth about West Ham
>"having a tantrum"

west ham need to learn that until they have 35 community shields they simply can't look to take the next step

I miss this swag mf like you wouldn't believe

>aussie vpn pretending to be a spurs fan gimmick is back
Bizarre

James Trafford :D

>>150386843
Or perhaps they should accept that what they think is "The West Ham way" is complete bollocks.

>>150386886
interesting that whatever the board's flaws they still have more european silverware than you
but true they have a big community shield deficit to climb

>>150386766
I would give up if I were you champ. You're batting well out of your league.

>>150386820
How am I deluded about West Ham bro? What did I say that illustrates the slightest hint of delusion about West Ham?

Looking forward to today's inevitable /mug/ging :)

>>150385287
>that desperate celebration
That's when you know someone's rattled.

>>150386745
We don’t sign our posts here.

aw is the biggest indictment of mental healthcare in this country ive ever witnessed

things we already knew about Viktor Floperes:
>he's good against Championship level opposition
>he's good at taking penalties (he scored 20 last season)

>>150386558
>huh so who really controls the
You need to be more careful with how you word things. This is known to be how many, if not all, antisemitic rhetoric starts and this simple line has created so many antisemites I can't tell you. Only by the grace of G-d you've posted it itt where there isn't much antisemitism and I think most of /epl/ thinks Jewish people are pretty cool.

>>150386985
You are retarded.

>>150386757
>huh so who really controls the club?
>huh so who really controls the league?
>huh so who really controls the crown?
>huh so who really controls the banks?
>huh so who really controls the media?
>huh so who really controls europe?
>huh so who really controls the us?
>huh so who really controls the world?
Nothing retarded about it. I've lost count how many times I've heard that kind of thing before and it makes me sick. You're an antisemite in denial aren't you?

>>150387034
Now this is an actual meltdown. Couldn't even quote correctly.

1 shit game from Trafford and he's already out. Almost as if everyone predicted that he would be shit.

>>150386973
He also gets rattled by lee gunner. another /weakmind/ to add to the collection.

>>150387107
you telling me this isnt top goalkeeping? https://x.com/PL__OOC/status/1959242842456396049

>>150387142
Enough time to get loaned to wet spam

>>150376987
Haaland looked good too bagging them against Wolves
But then he faced a real team

why am i not surprised arsenals unintelligent and vibrant supporters love antisemitic conspiracy theories

I am no longer a Man City fan. I cannot support such a dreadful team anymore.

From this day forth, I am a lifelong and diehard Tottenham Hotspur supporter.

>>150387142
Funniest thing is Donnaruma is flakey as fuck himself, people seem to forget that because he went godmode for a couple of months last season.

>>150387286
yeh he's no allison

>>150387286
can he use his feet?
pep autism could make this very funny

gf going on some girls day out to notting hill gonna wank and watch the footy. might even order a justeat

>>150387369
Not really, think Man City are pretty fucked regardless. Might see Pep go long ball from now on.

>>150385287
this is his second game in the Prem for Arsenal

>>150387391
Irrelevant.

>>150387374
>girls day out to notting hill
enjoy your half black newborn in 9 months' time lmao

>>150387421
? She is probably the most trustworthy person I know. Must be horrible not being able to trust anyone in your life yeah?

>>150387439
Why even bother mentioning it. Silly twat.

>>150387397
how does desperation factor in when he failed to score in 1 game lol, doesn't this just make his mentality seem elite

>>150387445
he made it up for the interaction, don't be too mean, it's all he's got in his life (and his name is Dave)

>>150387511
He's reacted to bollocks comments. Elite mentality would be ignoring them altogether.

>>150387534
you compared it to weghorst "finally scoring" it'd been 1 game

Geordie Bastard is going to be inconsolable after tomorrow
My only hope is he keeps his mental health crisis AWAY from this thread

love when scousemong gives his pip fuelled spacker insight this donnarumma arc is a good one

>>150386775
>Victor Ozhianvuna

>>150387538
I didn't make that initial comment.

>>150387547
>My only hope is he keeps his mental health crisis AWAY from this thread
Take your own advice. /sp/ would be infinitely better without schizo mongs like you and your characters.

>>150387386
>Might see Pep go long ball from now on
He should get Michail Antonio in if that's the case because Haaland is a pub league shitter if you're not feeding him 1v1s and tap ins

Liverpool embarrassingly FAILING to land Isak is going completely unmentioned by the press "which hates them la'".

>>150387534
While I agree, it is just a bit of banter. It made rival fans seethe, which is funny.

>Haaland is a pub league shitter
never change /epl/ fucking hilarious windowlicking speds kek

>>150387597
Let me guess, that was from the Irish mong (who I have filtered).

>Donnarumma to City for £41m
>Savinho to Spurs for £61m
Cheeky £20m for some other players.

Look. Listen. Shur jaysus bai, dat’s not near good ’nuff now, like… pure bleedin’ shite altogether, wha’? Langerload’a rubbish, so it is — I wouldn’t wipe me boots wit’ it!

>>150386775
>£1.8m
That's a record fee for Irish side. The funny thing is he can't even join Arsenal until he's 18 due to EU laws.

>>150387592
>it is just a bit of banter. It made rival fans seethe, which is funny.
So easily ignored but it was talked about all night by people who are curiously wanting to have their seethe cake and to also eat it by saying t-they're not seething at all.
What I do to avoid looking this way is - ignore mentioning said thing, particularly at 3am.

rodrygo to Liverpool, yes or no?

>>150387642
Oh I just came into this thread. I barely visit /trans/ or /epl/ any more because of the head cases here.

>>150387642
>4chan is the entirety of the internet's social discourse
I pity anyone who interacts with you in real life.

>>150387624
Ya gotta get stuck in der, ya gotta play the game, bit o' grit, show em what yer about

>thing with that celebration right, it's not sovl and it's proof he was rattled!!
Shut-In Tyrone, Chelsea fan c. 2003, 4 o'clock Sunday morning

more incomprehensible babble from arsewog

>>150387624
Now for Micah Richards' take

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA"

>>150387688
you mean that arse-wog player showing how not mad he was about the hair touch to ball touch ratio comments that he celebrated against sneeds relegation fodder by touching his hair? seemed pretty rattled to me

>>150387664
Yep that's remotely what I posted after all.
4chan genuinely must be your entire life to get as angry as you currently are.

>>150387171
>>150387200
an injury to van de Ven or Romero, and you're back to being shit.

Whatever shifts the talk away from Isak

>>150387719
why are you so mad janny?

>>150387719
>he doesn't know about our secret weapon from the J1

>Somewhere around the £130m+ could be enough [if Newcastle get their replacements].
From Newcastle's mouthpiece

mad that spurs could be top of the table going into december

>>150387718
Where's the anger in my post?

I thought it was a joke but I looked up and someone genuinely did seethe ITT about it at 6am
Wonder if he stayed up all night angry about it (which would be pathetic) or else woke up and immediately started seething about it (even worse)

Appearantly Manchester united are buying the goalkeeper from antwerp Senne Lammens

>>150387742
Hopefully a Bayindir replacement, I NEED another season of Banana.

Starboy, I can see your body moving, and it’s driving me crazy

>>150387734
even West Ham could be top of the table at December

>>150387742
is he rated in belgium? we were linked to him but we have a shit english manager who only buys english rubbish

normal 3am on a sunday posts for AW >>150383307 >>150383353 >>150383540 >>150383706
he was even still going until 4am >>150383962
lad seriously needs a wellness check

>>150387774
Just saw
>MGW rejected them

lol

>>150387780
genuinely sad, guessing he must sleep during the day
what a sad little life AW has

thinking how arsenal objectively have less pedigree than west ham, aston villa, or forest

Crazy how "dave" hasn't been seen in a while, now it's "AW" posting in the middle of the night.

>>150387577
poopoopeeland was elite at running in behind at dortmund
if poop can stomach playing deep it could work well, unless that was just >bundesliga defending

We're told United have the largest fanbase on the planet but the second you suggest there's a regular schizo United customer shitting up the thread
>u-uh no he arsenal fan seething about celebration actually and I will reply to myself agreeing with this so move on

no one cares arsewog

>>150387827
It's funny how he constantly replies to himself and thinks we don't know how 4chan works.

And now it's Walshposter with the steel chair!

Chequebook manager Arne Slot DEMANDED a new striker signing (and made van Dijk say the same) so why aren't the media asking him about this signing?

"dave" has never ever existed, vast majority of posts here are made by aw and the bindipper who posts chill guy and had a massive fucking melty over germanon posting the bayer receipts

>>150387547
>>150387688

this for example is a classic aw post

reminder that all the 'boogeymen' that people randomly bring up; Dave, AW, Scousemong, Geordiebastard etc. These are all by the same person. As in, he posts pretending to be each one and then replies to himself calling them his boogeymen. The reason this has worked for years is there are actual other posters in these threads and it makes it look like it could theoretically be one of them, so nobody ever actually calls this out or notices. But if you go into the archive, there are a couple of times where he has slipped up and called himself the wrong boogeyman, or replied to a post that he forgot was actually being negative about X team when he forgot it was actually positive, or vice-a-versa. When called out he doesn't reply.

This is the issue with /trans/ and /epl/ and it's the reason why the 4CC /sp/ General tourny stopped because of you schizos.

It’s just you and me here lad. Apart from your posts every other post was made by me

Bullying the spackers (AW etc.) that seethe until 4am is honestly doing them a favour

>>150387896
Don't forget he can't help but use the same words in every post because he is a zoomer buzzword dopamine receptor fried retard. He makes himself so obvious but he doesn't care. He'll just reply to himself some more, then switch to another club until he gets replies (usually Fitty).

>d-d-dave doesn't exist
>b--b-but these guys defo do
uh-huh. remember when you called towel anon aw? lol. then said he was a 'blood money fan' LMAO.

>all post I not like same person
is one of his usual mental delusions. 4chan is his entire life.

190 having a mental break. Alright speak to you later. If United don't win the thread will be unusable as he switches gimmicks.

Bring up the Isak deal collapsing and it's magically acceptable to quickly talk about matches which took place yesterday and even CHELSEA FC

right everyone, get up and take a break from the thread for a second. it's getting way too schizo in here

if this board had ids i guarantee there wouldnt be a single mention of "rent boys" "yid army" enic protests dave 190 etc it would vanish overnight
its all aw

>>150387979
The man touched his hair. What other reaction am I meant to have to that?

eating poo

he's given himself away with the ENIC protest reference
>I-I've been found out!

Enough about the Yids getting angry about posts from literally months ago
When are Liverpool signing Isak

>>150388096
2 more weeks

get ready for daves melty when poonited get beat by fulham later today

Are we watching Palace or Everton.

neither

>>150388133
>Irrelevant 14
Nope, on standby until 4:30

some irrelevant 14 then actual football at half 4

>>150387983
Global IDs should be the next April Fool. Then they're left on permanently.

>>150387770
i think he should be good. big strong lad, good with his feet, good shot stopper. should be good in the prem in theory.

we have 2 big talented gks atm, him and mike penders (20) who chelsea bought last year for 20m and he looks even better but less proven. one of these will probably be the next long term GK for the national team (lammens is already in the squad)

>>150387034
take your fucking meds schizo

>England U21 international Jonathan Rowe has joined Bologna in a permanent move from Marseille after he was transfer-listed by the French club following a bust-up with Adrien Rabiot.
funny as rabiot is likely to go italy so expect a round 2

>>150388096
once they wrap up the javi martinez deal

>>150372231 (OP)
forgot about Kane. He should have stayed in the PL

>Number of games to get back to back wins
Frank: 2
Amorim 28*

* - still ongoing

if my post ends in a (1, 3, 5, 7 or 9) there will be no /mug/ging today fellas

>>150388579
:(

>>150388579
you just hate fun

/mug/bros, how do we feel about today?

>>150388579
Motherfucker

What a shite stadium

>>150388579
Based

Genuinely excited to see United this season, lads. This 3-4-3 has got to start clicking sooner rather than later.

>>150387827
That pic is so accurate. All character posters are mentally unwell.

CAM ON YANITED! SCORE SOME FACKIN' GOALS!

>>150387034
it's rampant, makes me physically sick, saw a post earlier about throwing their little hats like a frisbee, I mean what is that?

Just ate some chippies. AMA.

>>150388851
Rating out of 10?

this season will be boring it wont be like the last where man poo and spuds came in the bottom 5 or whatever

Popping over to the local Niven, you lads want something?

omds the american arsenal janny really does lurk these threads
state of the sadact

>>150388885
Man United are box office. The league is shit if they dont do well.

>>150388859
8

>>150388892
6 pack of kamenitza and 20 rothmans gold please ivan

if united lose today's game, throw amorim to the river

Cunha, Mbuemo, Sesko front 3 getting ready to cook up another 0 goals between them

FUCK OFF JUVE I'M A KOPITE NOW
NANANANANANANA-NA-NANA

lewis unk

>>150388851
If your cock was an inch in your mum, and your dad's cock was an inch up your bum, would you move backwards or forwards?

>Confirmed: Tottenham want to go over €70m for Savinho and will try until the end to get the deal done.

Imagine paying 70m for that fraud when Eze exists. Oh wait

>>150389094
sancho is much cheaper even if you count his hilarious wage

>>150389103
Even garnacho is cheaper

>>150389094
Savinho is a decent player as long as you play him on the left

GREALISH STILL GOT IT

>>150389070
not sure, how did you handle it dave?

>>150389094
>€70m
might as well pay a little extra and get rodrygo

>>150389141
>pay a little extra
vpn off

heh...my boy grealingz....he just needed more time...he's still a young but talented youngster

>>150387896
>>150387911
For me it's posting the same images with the exact same filenames over and over. Bonus points if he replies with
>this is my first time posting
or
>I only started coming here this week

What do you think the average IQ of a chelsea squad is?

MODS

>>150389070
Yes

i remember Wes Morgan

>>150389247
Reads like a Indy tweet. just missing "there was a collective 'huh' in arteta's office when the phone call came in"

>>150389294
That's what I was thinking

>>150389247
Heard he shouted "YES!" and punched the air when Arteta responded positively

>>150389294
Source is The Athletic so it's real

>>150388915
Very nice

>>150389334
What are you saying, indy isn't real?

people expecting real betis to shill out a lot of money to get antony for permanent when their record transfer was back in 1998 and it was *only* 28m.

>>150389411
Such a massive flop that it ruined them

>>150389387
That's precisely what I'm saying.

so is that greek mob boss just gonna axe nuno if they lose this?

Everton always manage to find a way to be the most embarrassing club in existence, even in a world where Arsenal exist

>>150389512
>axe
i feel like he would use a different weapon, maybe a hammer

>>150389462
I will not have the well respected journalist indykaila slandered on /trans/.

>>150389512
more importantly, who gets the sack so they can be replaced him?

>>150389574
>so they can be replaced him

>>150389574
you gave IBP an opening an he took it

turkish masterclass again

>>150389641
top half when we win. Haven't been there for a while

>>150389641
>bruno fernandes is being played out of position again
yeah they are winning this

>>150389660
you dont understand i'd rather die than dropping mount - amorim

>>150389641
>Sesko still not starting again
Flop confirmed

ever noticed how ABUs are scum of the earth
americans, leprechauns, the usual suspects

>>150389675
dave melty

>>150389668
How does this Invisible Sicknote have this hold on managers?

>>150389641
Forwards are for the weak anyway

>>150389657
>we
only recent customers get to use that term. what have you bought from the club shop in the last month?

>>150389686
nope just an idle thought

>>150389714
do you rate bayindir lad

>>150389668
>mount is better than bruno as a no. 10

>>150389675
You finished with your AW gimmick and back to your dave gimmick yeah? You gonna continue that job search after the bank holiday?

>>150389731
sure whatever you just said mate

>>150389722
He was a laughing stock even in fenerbahce.
I'm still in disbelief about this signing.

>Garner finally coming good in EPLel
Did see it coming for him but happy to see it, lad seemed like a proper old fashioned shithouser beanpole before coming to Everton and I like to see that dying breed of midfielder.

buddies, I am NOT gay

>>150389780
>>150389780
>>150389780


IT'S TIME

>>150389786
>poor format
shit thread

>>150389641
>Fulham is difficult enough for this current Utd squad that they can't give Sesko a start to get him going
Grimola

Everton already settled in their new stadium. They'll soon be back in europe

I’m arsewog and I’m saving up my benefits to buy an Eze shirt

Igor Jesus has just come on as a sub for forest. You just know what’s going to happen if he scores the winner

>>150390044
Oh no....

relevant 6 on soon thank goodness

>>150390044
hope that spamming faggot is b&

I knew this Forest match would be a damn draw I knew it I should have bet 5 grand on it it was a sure thing

>>150390044
>>150390063
>>150390099
Lmao he just went through one on one and hit the post we were so close

>>150390111
It had a 0-0/1-1 written all over it and I fucking put 50 quid on Forest what a mongoloid I am

redshite in the mud

some team should try getting Mainoo on loan, dude's clearly wanting gametime for next WC and as long as that portuguese fraud is still managing United he won't play many games

>>150390200
he'll be gone by november

>>150390200
>le play decent for 6 months one time man

>>150390330
>he'll be gone by november
and give a kiss to my mother

FA should ban this water bottle noncery

>>150390353
he struggled with injury and playing under this amorim system okay

>>150390200
In both his seasons Mainoo spent half the season injured. That's a huge red flag for any club looking for bodies.

>>150390113
lol i saw the highlight just now

>>150390399
he just turned 20, could be growing pains

>>150390417
Could be, in which case Manchester United need to give him game time to show he isn't made of glass.

>>150390200
West Ham love a crock and need midfielders

>>150390456
would be total kino desu, their starting midfielders now are fucking JWP and Soucek

Utd are a shambles

fucking hell what a start

>>150390525
there's an academy kid who was player of the season for Bristol last year, I legit don't understand why Potter thinks 2 slow mids work in this league

Holy fucking lel

i am deceased

OH NO NO NO

>>150391047
i-is the cameraman trapped there?

BAGGIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

amorim outttttttt

>>150386775
It's O'Zhianvuna actually

the winners of the transfer window, ladies and gents

This is what happens when you spend all your money on attack without midfield and defensive recruitment. Take a page out of arsenals book, you have to strengthen all areas. Real Madrid signed trent when they already had arguably the best right back in the world. Serious clubs have starters as rotation players.

>>150390932
>West ham need to strengthen every position besides GK
>pay 20m to downgrade at GK
What does Hermansen offer that makes him more useful than fucking Alphonse Areola? Foderingham is probably above his level too

>>150392276
fuck knows. It's not even like he's a Salthouse player (the usual suspect, he's deep in bed with Sullivan), I think it's Potter wanting a keeper with better distribution which granted, Areola is a bit ropey at

but i'd rather the keeper who can keep goals out. We don't need a repeat of Roberto (and he was free!)

AHAHAHHA

Didn't realise ESR still played at Fulham desu

Sesko has done literally nothing since coming on except a couple of misplaced passes. 90 million btw.

>>150392932
Absolutely FLEECED

nah get these Portuguese shitters out of my club
>Amorim
>Bruno
>Dalot
sack the lot

a point against the mighty cottagers

Fulham (1.97) 1-1 (1.94) Man Utd

>two weeks
>two /mug/s
What a blessing.

the £250 million triumvirate of frauds continue to fail

lol Yahnited are fucking shite

Doesn’t win many games does he, this Amorim fella?

Due to his abysmal PPG, a draw is actually a positive result for Amorim

I'm (not really) surprised more people aren't crying about United's goal.

let's ring the german to check about the refund policy used in leipzig.
surely manchester united had a full warranty with their 90 million purchase.

They're fucking shit

Why did Amorim sub Cunha after 15 minutes? Thought he was playing really well.

>>150393207
£400,000 summer transfer fees 1-1 £200m summer transfer fees

Anonymount played today btw

Where is the /mug/ thread?

United is so fucking ass
If they subbed on Holjund instead of Sesko, I won't even have noticed.

>>150393275
No /mug/ for a draw. Need to be patient there's plenty of /mug/gings on the horizon

Jannys deleting /mug/ threads omds

>With the exception of Ekitike who had a good debut every player that snubbed Newcastle is flopping hard
Saudi curse innit

>>150393292
Honestly it's just sad that drawing against Fulham isn't even considered /mug/worthy

please make the new OP manure's current table standing

>>150393314
Delap is doing fine

another bruno stinker and not hooked

give bruno some credit he fucking BLASTED that ball

Classic United. Turn up against Arsenal and are unlucky to lose. Next week get dominated by fucking Fulham and are lucky to get a point. Looking forward to them struggling to a win against Grimsby on Wednesday.

>>150393344
out of the relegation zone la

Who else could United hire once they sack Amorim?

>>150393370
Who the fuck would want to go there?

>>150393380
soufgate or big ange

>>150393380
Plenty of coaches would go there for the huge payday.

>>150393380
Money and the "I can fix her" mentality.

>>150393370
Hate the thought of it because i rate him, but I think Iraola...

2 games 1 point for the mighty united

>>150393507
>>150393507
>>150393507
Time to move

>ref put bruno off
>his routine was ruined
Why are they defending bruno like he's some 13 year old kid taking his first ever penalty or something. He's a pro footballer on half a mil a week.

>>150393516
The presenter lady for Stan Sports asks if that was enough to put Bruno off and the pundits said no, he went back to the ball so he should have reset and that he's more than experienced to not let that put him off.

>>150393631
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered today and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win..

Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered today and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win...