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You've just gotten back from a hard day of grinding in a strange new singularity that seems like a fever dream, your trusty servant Nobu has invited you for a drink and you intend to bring along some of the wine that you picked up from the singularity. Unfortunately as you're on your way to Nobu's room you hear some thunderous foot-steps quickly heading towards you and before you can hide or take a different route your path is blocked by this hulking stinking black shebeast that you had the misfortune of summoning. Before you can ask her what she wants or attempt to flee she yells out "AYYYOOOOOOO WHITE BOI IS DAT SUM MUTHAFUCKIN CHEE CHEE DIVINE WINE GIMME DAT SHIET CRACKA" and snatches the wine out of your hands. Before you know it, the vile sheboon has downed all of your wine and is now approaching you, the reinforced walls made to withstand accidents from even heroic spirits are trembling due to her weight and uneven gait. She slurs at you "Ayyyyy boi, d'ya like stories? I's got a great one bout a poor little white boy dat stays up all nite pleasin' big ol Schera if ya nomsayn". Obviously disgusted by what the beast is implying you quickly attempt to decline but it does not deter her. "What you bein' like dat for white boi? Iz you scared of gettin yo dick wet or sumtin?" She belches, the smell of alcohol and fried chicken burning your nose hairs. "Yo, I knows wat you after, white boi. Yo wanna be called massah 'aight? But see I ain't doin dat shit, ain't no white boi my massah, nuh uh. You can be my king doe, how 'bout dat, ain't nobody not want me as dere queen." Before you can say another word she whips you off of your feet and takes you straight to her room. Yet another long and disturbing night awaits you. When will this nightmare end you wonder. As your eyes roll back and you fall into unconsciousness you finally understand why even powerful kings feared this woman. You would never sleep soundly again.