Happy Śrī Kṛṣṇa Janmāṣṭamī to Bharatbros!
I'd like to confess an attribute of Krishna that makes me really resentful as a male Hindu: He is supposed to be a beautiful femboy who charms men and women alike, but he exclusively sleeps with a thousand female gopis, implying that only femoids are offered that level of intimacy with Him.
This makes me deeply resentful. Does it make you resentful too?