>zoomer
>decide to try out some classics after kino obscure e33
>play the original ff7
>it's absolutely incredible from beginning to end
>excitedly get the remake curious about how it would look with modern tech
>between each story moment now you have to help people get their cats back
>cringy anime lines and mannerism that literally were not in the original in any way
>tedious smash x until spell combat
>HOLY SHIT REMEMBER SEPHIROTH? REMEMBER HIM? HERE'S SEPHIROTH LOOK AT HIM ISN'T HE SO COOL OMG IT'S HIM IT'S SEPHIROTH FROM FF7
>want to impale aerith myself after she nags me for not wanting to do the bullshit timewasting sidequests
>10 hours in and im not even at the fucking brothel
who had the idea of splitting a 50 hour game into 3 100 hour AAA slop ones holy shit square deserves to burn
Holy shit this is terrible