It's ok anon, no need to larp in this thread. How you feeling?

Got into an argument at work because I basically argued that having sex with a tranny is realistically less gay than jerking off. For all intents and purposes the tranny you're using is LIDERALLY just a woman. All intents and purposes being sex. How is the tranny not a woman in this situation?
>uhmm pussy vagina duuueeeeddd
Okay, so anal/oral with a normal woman is gay?
How is jerking off a penis (even if it's your own) not more gay than using a tranny's holes?
Any way, despite what I think were great arguments from me, the guys on my team now call me Ladyboy Larry