>Married to an imp
>She's in her late 20s
>Does the whole baby talk thing, acting like she's a child
>Think nothing of it, it's just how imps are after all
>Come home from work early one day
>Imp wife is on the computer
>Drinking, smoking, and cussing out someone on the game she's playing
>No hint of babytalk and actually has a bit of a deeper voice
>Sees you come in
>Caught redhanded look on her face
>Tries to do the babytalk thing again but is stumbling over her words
Turns out, she only did the babytalk thing because she thought you liked it. In fact, it's a popular idea among imps that men like that childlike speech.