>>150313378
I made the change from a common bum
To up close and personal with Simon Jordan (yeah)
And I'm far from cheap, I smoke skunk with my ‘Cord all day
Spread love, it's the Morecambe way (Morecambe)
The Freeze™ and Thunder™ keep me pissy, girls used to diss me
Now they write letters 'cause they miss me (yeah)
I never thought it could happen, this boxing stuff (uh-uh)
I was too used to beating up yanks and stuff (c'mon)