>Be me
>Can't leave this country without completing mandatory conscription (basically slavery + gay rape)
>Almost impossible to get a greencard or a visa and come to USA or EU legally
>Even if I come legally, life will be poor and miserable because my savings are nothing
>Will be rejected everywhere


>Be amerishit and shill for puzzia everyday on /pol/
>Spam about how you love puzzia and hate the west
>Literally can go to russian embassy and tell them "I hate west, love trad russia"
>They instantly give you visa and permanent residency
>Can buy a plane ticket and fly there the same day
>Media will follow you around, constant attention on everything you do, you will be praised
>Can buy a house or a whole small village with your savings
>Can live off your savings for years instead of working for 400$ a month locally

So why are they still shitposting here instead of going to their dream country? I don't understand