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>Klingon game
>you are overseeing a petty squabble between two rival Houses
>House Revan is accusing the second son of House Dothk of fathering an ilegitimate child with one of their daughters
>the trial is nothing but them hurling klingon slurs at each other
>you order House Dothk to pay reparations to House Revan
>They refuse and demand combat
>House Revan obliges
>The two drunken elderly heads of their houses clumsily fight
>They somehow kill each other
>The trial ends in stalemate
>This is somehow seen as the favourable outcome