You:
>Craft the strongest armor you can;
>Abuse the alchemy/enchanting exploit loop to make your gear super-powerful;
>Intentionally try to make the game as easy as possible;
>Have yet to beat the homosexual allegations

me:
>level 77, still using iron and whatever random crap is found in the world
>dont even know what enchanting is, has never touched a staff
>fought for the stormcloaks but still bangs women regardless of their race