>>82806679
>Know how to maintain a home
no im horrible at cleaning im sorry
>Know how to cook
i do but thats only because otherwise i cant afford takeout all the time. so i have to cook it myself
> Have visible abs
no, i know how to cook
>No drugs or marijuana
yes, only tea. i dont like drugs besides doing mdma with a girl, which ive never done. i have done mdma powder and i KNOW i will do it with a girl if i ever get one
>No guns
ok
> Don't lock your phone
if i do this, then you have to be into sharing me with other girls. like cuckqueaning or hareming or the like. if not, then its locked
>Answer when I call you from work to check on you
ok? i might be sleeping tho
> No female friends unless you've literally known her since kinder garden or something
no way. i want to date multiple women, please
thats my wish. im very greedy very selfish. sorry its just my dreams. i puts such a wide smile on my face, like nothign else. i need it i need ittttttttt. ill beg you and plead you and try to get you to accept it while i masturbate you
whenever you wrong me and feel guilty, ill get you to alteast tell me its ok and verbally indulge in my harem fantasies, even if you say before "none of this counts, im only saying it to make you happy".

if ultimately i cant, then ill just either suffer with you or be alone or replace you. but i wont be happy, thats for sure

>>23306971
sure, thanks

fuck

>>23093577
checked
taht thread was good...

>>23039834
someone gave me a folder of them at one time
can't remember what was said atm so it'd be a hard archive dive

the angels have fallen
hail satan(ia)

>>81518522
here goes nothing
nice may prevail