>it's time to do zombie infection contracts

(extremely loud slowed-down soldier death scream)

>tried to summon scoutmaster for a whole week for my last achievement, many tries refused to appear, or was impossible for my friend to be alive enough to be far and high enough
>read the wiki, the highest chance to appear is at mesa today apparently
>took three tries but we finally did it, the seed was BRUTAL
>ok, you go down the canyon, i go up, simple enough
>finally happens, the eerie music, the bone rattling, finally i will complete the hash
>"oh wait im not fully down ye-"
>slips and fucking dies
>watch the scoutmaster two feet away do a 360 and walk out