Thread 719809180

Ya fucked up. Also peak or whatever

lobby doko

>>719809537
My hands cramping from so much peaking. I might set up a 10 man lobby and just not play.

i have yet to encounter mr scoutmaster

>>719810027
The only time I've encountered him is when I intentionally threw away a solo climb to get the achievement since one of the statues game me a Scoutmaster's Bugle. It was worth it to not need to do it in multiplayer.

>>719809180 (OP)
Might host later! I'm two badges away from fully complete my hash, one of them being getting on a fight with the scoutmaster, right now I'm busy.
Have fun anons

I'm hosting a Scoutmaster rampage lobby, gimme a sec to just get it setup and make sure it works

>>719810206
lucky as fuck, it has a ridiculous chance to spawn solo

>>719810448
What the fuck is a 'scoutmaster's rampage lobby'?

>>719809846
>the marshmallow double dip stare

>>719809846
I'd let them eat me.

>>719809846
yes please, i need to peaaak!

I thankfully eventually had a lobby with buddies where I could get scout mastered. I went to up solo while they waited around to get hungry for the funny teeth achievement. I did most of my achievements in offline runs but I've yet to see the scoutmaster bringer.

>>719810540
Well, its when we - Wait, whats that noise?
OH MY GO-

>>719811165
That seems cool. I would like to do one regular run of the new seed, before we, err, invite our friend there.

Peak has a boss fight?

New map, new 10 man modded lobby
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242893478395/76561198120786962

>>719812069
is this the scoutmaster lobby?

>>719811772
lol

for fucks sake

Remember scouts, do not instigate the angry ghost of the island!
https://files.catbox.moe/9q7d7s.mp4

>>719811772
>Find cyan unconscious on the ground
>Move him and give him meds
>Ask if he needs anything else for stamina
>Suddenly the fucking scoutmaster appears and gets ready to launch him again
>Chaos ensues
What a run.

Patch when

>>719813867
>before 20-player games
>i think they should add cool new biomes and badges!
>after 20-player games
>I NEEEEEEED!!! I NEED STABILITY PATCHES AND BUG FIXES NOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

>Put down bag to help someone injured in tropics
>Heal them after a bit and go back to bag
>Bag is stolen

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242898212513/76561199183582303
Didnt plan on playin today but some friends wanted to do ascent 6 and 7 tonight so I wanna have a general idea of a path. Only mods I have are CozyChat and Unlimited. 8 Players.

somehow i got blasted out of the map but then brought back in at the last minute. forgive me purple guy

my power went out mid rope cannon use

>>719816482
Would you believe it I was tinkering with my recording settings when I caught the moment it happened
God bless you for trying to save me

>>719817113
holy hell i'm so glad you caught that. i haven't been to alpine too many times so i had no idea what i was looking at until it was too late.

>>719812069
sry had to quit right before the kiln

peak bros... it's over... silksong killed us...

>>719820215
We wait it out, like true scouts.

Lobby doko?

gimme 4 scouts to draw them together

>>719820215
im sure for the next two weeks its gonna be hard to keep a thread steady, silksong just released and other coop games got pretty big updates in the same day, it will get better once the dust settles or if AggroFall decides to drop the next biome soon

Excellent work everybody.

Another day, another successful climb.

>>719820745
mason staring into space

>>719820823
What a save

>>719820823
Probably could have dashed into the piton grab

>>719820823
THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

>>719820703
>gimme 4 scouts to draw them together
i will post my scout for you anon

>>719820703
contributing

>>719822746
I think I'm falling in love with this scout, and I'm not sure why.

Thanks bros, first full-run climb without any issues

>>719823737
almost got myself stuck

>>719824491
certified nutty putty moment

Wanna do another run but my internet keeps shitting itself. Oh well. Maybe later on.

lobby plox

unmodded, 4p, dx12
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242909409705/76561197997194879

i think i want to play from tenderfoot - ascent 7 on the same map today
wonder when that moment would happen where i just know where to go by instinct and win automatically

peak status?

>>719829170
peaking 3/4
but if you join, you'll have to wait 'til we finish the tropics

>beach starts me out with 2 balloon bunches immediately
>in the two freebie plane luggages immediate
>think that'll be handy to blow past jungle/alpine/kiln in an emergency
>peak with it
Fucking A5 solo beaten at last though, damn. Blowing 2 slots on balloons is kind of a burden, especially with this Ascent tier already needing you to hold the lantern and flare as well, but man does it feel nice having 0 weight debuff.

>>719829426
>1:11:59
good time too. Surprises me given how often I just waited out the cold or even waited out the day so I could wait out the cold.

>>719829426
Honestly, I think keeping a balloon bundle in your bag for the negative weight is well worth it. It's basically a permanent stamina buff.

>>719830780
>Honestly, I think keeping a balloon bundle in your bag for the negative weight is well worth it. It's basically a permanent stamina buff.
i didnt even realize ballons did this until now

>>719810448
was that lobby earlier the scoutmaster lobby or is this still wip?

i hired this fucking thing to point at you

>>719832889
>was that lobby earlier the scoutmaster lobby
nah it was a usual lobby

>>719833485
i love this accident prone scout! thank you!

>>719827270
We peaked
lil cumshot you need to adjust your mic, I set it at 200% and it still sounded a little bit lower than ideal

>>719820823
>text chatters
disgusting

Need a recent pic of Pikenshiro

I'll do a scoutmaster lobby tomorrow, I was testing it out today, seems very fun ngl

>>719827596
Probably not since the route you take on Tenderfoot might not work on Ascent 7

>>719834541
sorry brah, it's a USB microphone

>>719834983
>USB microphone
If it's a dynamic/condenser mic then it should be loud enough, the fidelity was high, but the volume was low
check your recording/input volume breh

>>719834637
Best one I got, although it's 3 days old. Ignore Turpis's ass

>>719835236
Works, cheers broski

>>719827596
update: beat tenderfoot and peak
there's this area about 20% of the way up the kiln that would be a free way up if not for about four magma rocks crowding the place. on tenderfoot i think i used a lollipop and had to use all of the infinite stamina timer + my green bar and some reserve to make it, but it turns out you don't need that because there's a complicated although energy-efficient path upwards that is very well hidden among the rocks.
i also needed to use a chain launcher on tenderfoot about 80% of the way up. i didnt find one on this peak run but i didn't need it because i found another way up that just needed a rope cannon and energy drink. chain launchers are rarer than the blood of christ so being able to win without one is great news.
other thoughts:
>tropics and alpine are a bit fucky but hopefully i can refine pathing
>the capybaras in the alpine are RIGHT THERE after the line of luggage on the floor to the right
>shore has two sets of good luggages right at the start on some higher altitude ground, but it takes a while to reach them so im not very incentivized
>>719827596
that is definitely a factor although the reduced stamina consumption is only on the first run out of nine. however im constantly thinking about every climb and whether or not i can make it with the ascent 6 debuff, maybe changing routes if a climb i just did would absolutely not make it later. ascents 1-4 are not that bad and would absolutely allow me to iron out all the kinks.

>>719834584
Install CozyChat. I need to trashtalk your climbing skills while I'm ghosting.

>>719835993
you can talk while being ghost
just buy a mic bro, it's not expensive

>>719834637
fresh from today's run

>>719836168
Oh no, when did he lose his eye?!

>>719836403
You give up a few things, chasing a dream

sex with cute scouts

any lobbies planned?

>>719836613
name them

>>719837738
me
sexy scouts

>A6 increases stamina consumption
Nightmarish, might bitch out and leave 6 and 7 for a freebie climb.

how good is todays seed for the speedrunner badge?

>>719838793
Pretty easy if you use the cannon

>>719822289
>>719822713
>>719822746
>>719822937
a rough sketch of the scene in mind, sorry i got real busy :c

>>719838793
Kiln and Caldera pretty easy, wack Shore and Jungle, might need a second try

Whenever I try to run this game my monitor and keyboard turn off while my PC is still running and I end up having to restart entirely. What the fuck is happening?

>>719838793
I did it today with little to no issues, only on ascent 4 though. How many anons interested in playin'?

>>719838905
i wish to protect these scouts. very cute!

>>719839041
>and Jungle
A5er from earlier here, pretty free if you go wayyyy to the right. There's this massive tree against the rock wall. Other than dumb mistakes there were few moments I even needed items or overstam, grabbed I was weightless all the while.

>>719838905
Looks like one of the campers put a balloon in shorts lol. Also those eyes are perfect if you ask me.

>>719839295
I'd be down. I'm also considering doing a vanilla Ascent 6 lobby.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242920511395/76561199183582303

>>719840630
Ascent 6/Speedrun or just whatever?

>>719840630
Can't join, lobby doesn't exist

>>719841137
weird, try this
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242921142503/76561199183582303

>>719838905
very nice

>>719838905
cute!

>>719838905
Amazing

good morning i hate alpine

>>719845436
Joined and died at the bottom of the mountain. I could hear everyone chatting far up the mountain above me. Never saw anyone and the mountain was desolate of any supplies having been taken before I joined.

Attempting Ascent 6, 20 slot lobby.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242925624554/76561197998390536
Starting in 5 minutes from this post.

>>719846031
>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242925624554/76561197998390536

Lobby doesn't exist.

>>719846549
I remade the room, try it again.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242926367752/76561197998390536

>>719846643
Waiting in lobby for any stragglers before starting

>>719847102
joining then

>>719835884
my experiment was interrupted so ill have to do it another time
its a hard life loving the solo experience but also having others want you to join their games as well

>>719846643
Fell into a crack early on and instantly died. Thanks for trying to carry me blue guy - didn't want y'all to waste resources.

>fail to grab any vines
>die

>>719848612
Happens to the best of us

I got to the top of the tropics for the first time, and I got to climb to the top of a really big tree! This was also my first time playing multiplayer in peak. def alot more fun with others. had a bad jump in the alpines and fell to my death, thats what I get for trying to save my marshmallow for too long.

>>719809180 (OP)
Bump

Which way up Alpine I keep getting fucked on Asc 7

>>719852526
Stick to the right side of the flat area to get a FUCK TON of luggage until you get to the Capybaras then climb up the left side of the mountain.
You will need a Soda to get up to a ledge with a lave stream near it and even afterwards there are nasty stamina draining climbs afterwards. It's a nasty climb but I just finished it on Ascent 7
If you want I can snap a pic of the map and draw up a diagram for you

>death and power outage right at the end
forgive me for my failure

my favorite scout

>>719846031
GG

>>719853427
the chirping sounds were hilarious

5 surviving to finish Ascent 6 while getting screwed out of marshmallows was a miracle.
Good climbing, everyone.

>>719853450
You all looked so delicious at the end.

>>719853485
I like the exasperated chirping sounds when he's trying to alert us of something.

>>719853772
I started to like it, honestly. The 'language' of lighter chirps and more agitated ones for different scenarios is funny.
I wonder what program he uses to do it.

>>719852751
Thank you very much. I took that route before but didn't have the right items to get through those two consecutive shit climbs.

why did he do it?

No Lobby...

>>719857256
The divorce was really rough

>>719857468
pink is either femoid or coombrain

>>719857468
Surprisingly accurate.

>>719857465
Guess I could whip up a chill 10 man lobby.
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242937967705/76561198120786962

I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me.

>>719857468
>no one plays this color
I do. It is reserved for goobers who attempt to be helpful but die to hubris when trying to help their friends.
Or something like that probably.

>>719857468
>Bizarrely, no one plays this color
>It's the color I defaulted to since it's closest to Red

ah shit, lads

>>719857468
>red
check
>orange
check, everyone plays this color so no stereotype can form
>yellow
check, don't think i saw a low skilled player using yellow yet
>light green
check, there is something off about them, my least favorite color
>green
check stop dying on the SHORE AND CALDERA PLEASE
>cyan
CHECK
>blue
only color i disagree with, blues i think actually have no distinct traits. sad!
>purple
check im one of them and very high strung and serious ingame
>pink
check, if you use this color as a man you are homosexual

>>719857256
Bing Bong is some kind of lovecraftian entity that was worshiped by the natives of the island before they all got wiped out. The entity is subtly influencing the world through BINGBONG Airlnes to send more people to the island and fed off their life energy.

>>719857468
>nobody plays red
see >>719813086

>>719858887
ghosts don't have bodies so it's still nobody who plays red

>>719857468
>Only 3 reds
>Two oranges, one has a supreme lack of badges
>Two yellows, I don't actually know if they are tryhards or not
>Light green, only one with devil horns
>Dark green, I can't attest to if they actually die in every biome
>Cyan, ":3" enough said
>Blue, I don't know if they talk fast or are neurotic
>Purple, all of those I played with have been chill
I would say this is pretty accurate.

>>719857468
As a member of the Cyan community I just want to say that we are not sluts and are perfectly normal nonslutty players.

>>719858990
>center = s1 characters
>side of center = side characters that gain relevancy on the next seasons
>rest of people are either "villan of the season" or that kind of character that the executives add n ruin the show
>also the OG villans on the back

>>719857684
GGEZ

>>719859804
Jesus that is a fast run

>>719811165
Where does this guy even come from? I haven't encountered him yet.

>>719861384
beat your friends to the top of a climb
find an old horn in a statue or chest

>>719859804
anon thats not PEAK you have been playing HIKE

>>719861384
I managed to get it to spawn by climbing all the way to the top while my friend was sitting at the bottom, but then we swapped roles and tried it twice with him hosting and it never appeared for him. I have no idea why it's so finicky.

>>719861615
That will be their next game

Is Mesa the worst stage?
Holy shit. Ignoring the mirage and pittrap, those cactus, tumbleweed, tornado, temperature environment and multiple cavern cliff are suffering.

>>719862079
No, because it is one of the only two variants we get. Either desert or ice, I won't say something is bad unless there are more variants to change up the game.

>>719857684
GG
Congrats to the winner of the blowgun race.

>>719862079
I prefer mesa over alpine most of the time

>>719862528
AMERICAN SNIPER
https://files.catbox.moe/bo7peg.mp4

>>719862572
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT

>>719858156
>only color i disagree with, blues i think actually have no distinct traits. sad!
i can attest to this as a fellow blue

>>719857684
>>719862528
>>719862572
https://files.catbox.moe/v11i5e.mp4

>>719864282
Congrats blue, you won

>>719864282
lmao tagged at the last second

>>719855518
>>719852751
Nice, i just did mine also. Fuck Alpine for real though and especially solo

chill 4 player unmodded lobby
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242947233844/76561198018285433

>>719866213
2/4

>>719866340
3/4

>>719866462
>this is my dad guys, say hello!

i want the goat horns but im too scared to do ascent 7

>>719868961
It's not that bad. Just make sure you're familiarized with the route before you attempt it.

>>719866213
we peaked

Thanks for playing fellas! Got a couple badges too.

>>719869501
'twas a very clean run, no one died. gj boys

How do I git gud at this game?
Everyone seems to always go higher and faster while I'm here falling off shit.

8p lobby, ascent 2 I may or may not need an achievement related to this ascent
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242952273187/76561198115708892

>>719869731
Take your time, figure out how to identify the best paths, learn the limits of your stamina and get used to how weight and other detriments can limit your options

>>719869731
The number 1 killer in this game is stubbornness. If you don't think you can make it to a ledge with your current stamina, use a tool or go back down and look for another route.

>>719869961
Sorry, I should probably go and do some chores instead of playing Peak 24/7 lmao
see you later cowboy

>>719869731
It's all about routing. 9 times out of 10, there's always gonna be an easy path that doesn't need extra stamina or items. Of course, learning extra tech can open up a lot of options (rope boosting, double grab lunging, etc.), you'll be fine if you can identify good routes and know when to bail on a climb if it doesn't look good.

>>719817113
Dude I can't stop watching this, it's so comical
The way she stops and looks straight down the barrel
And there's barely a transition between her being in the cave as normal and doing 120 rpm in the void

>>719817113
>What a peculiar hol-

>>719869961
>photon error
>reconnecting sends me to a limbo
enjoy the run guys.

>>719871535
try restarting the game before rejoining

>>719869961
what happened with the heatpack?

>get to the end of caldera
>die anyway
mistakes were made

>>719869961
we peaked. gg boys

>>719873584
kek, we were to greedy

>>719874406
*too

>>719857468
>tfw red
>nobody remembers me
>not on the /v/ Peak group drawing
>always help others but never got any recognition for any of it

Anyone still looking to throw up a lobby or is it a wait until seed changes deal? Got home not long ago so Haven't had the chance yet

Any vanilla lobby?

>>719874984
>>719875853
i can host one in a few minutes

vanilla lobby
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242962445397/76561198018285433

>>719876654
3/4

>>719876850
>>719876654
full

>>719876898
3/4 again one guy left

New vanilla lobby
2/4
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242963464137/76561198035319303

>>719868659
this but the :3 face

Not letting the Peam thread die

>>719879457
>>719880416

Hosting another vanilla lobby, dx12
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242969729858/76561197997194879

Couldn't do anything yesterday, did anything come about of that idea for a 20 player Scoutmaster rampage server?

webpeaking

>>719882305
Cant believe we had that much of an insane surplus considering the ascent level, I've never seen so many supplies all at once. Was a very fun run lmao

>>719882305
GG
I almost screwed us over in Alpine because I couldn't place the stove in time but I'm glad we made it through. God I fucking hate Alpine.

>>719881681
whoever was going to be hosting that said they would do it sometime today >>719834937

if skub is here, did you by any chance use to play SCP: SL on the /vm/ server. I'm currently going through old footage and that name popped up a couple of times. It could of course just be down to how generic it may be.

>>719870064
This. You gotta know when something is a bad idea and either pull out or spend your resources.

Thanks to the three anons who did my first lobby with me yesterday. Sorry I had to quit out early, hope you made it!

>>719880701
Peaked
We climbed like one :3

>>719885596
ggs nonny
install cozychat so i can compliment your choice of hat

>>719885758
Alright, next time I'll have it installed

finally got the speedrunner badge out of the way, shouldn't have held off on it for so long considering i had 20 minutes to spare

>>719887079
Personally, I don't think I have the nerves to do that one.
I'll wait until the perfect seed pops up.

Rule 0

Just setting up a few things then will host today, special Scoutmaster Rampage gamemode

>1 minute passed since the seed rotation
>no new lobby
it's over..

>>719889408
o fuc

I hope I'm here for it

>>719889264
>I'll wait until the perfect seed pops up.
honestly this seed was really great for it just sticking to the right side for both tropics and alpine, kiln was extremely easy too

>>719889952
Squeaky wheel gets the grease! 11 man lobby
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242983900866/76561198120786962

>>719890975
I think my SOUL has gotten trapped in the airport.

>>719890975
cute art

I miss Toon Kink :'(

>>719890975
Jesus this tarmac is poorly maintained. If this is what the runway looks like the plane probably gets no maintenance as well. No wonder we crash-landed!

i think i just ascended into heaven

>>719891486
I doubt Bingbong airlines has any affiliation with that airport aside from having a route there. But maybe the country they're in is shit

>>719891636
The plane is missing its back wheel, its dragging on the ground!

>>719891729
lmao

>>719890975
oh oh, host died

Still can't get this out of my mind from a few nights ago, such a good moment. Truly a Dancing Peak.

https://files.catbox.moe/24mzxu.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/otwq15.mp4

>>719892125
>using special stamina to burst climb some random wall while waiting for people
wew

>>719892763
I had to get up and join my fellow scout as soon as possible

>>719891962
Yeah, power's gone out and won't be back for a while. Unlucky.

>>719892941
same shit happened to me yesterday

mesa? more like mepoo ahaha

>>719892941
Double loot and marshmellows are gone btw, this is turning out to be a nightmare. A fun nightmare though

Alright guys its time
My code seems to work, so here goes
Scoutmaster Rampage!

The rules are:
- Scoutmaster spawns after 3 minutes, chases lowest player on mountain
- Each time we turn on a campfire, he goes away for 3 minutes, before he comes back
- You can "Bonk" the Scoutmaster with any item, just throw it at him
- You can use banana peals as well to slip him
- Hes scared of the faerie lantern if you turn it on
- Playing on standard peak difficulty, with extra loot and marshmallows to compensate for players

Lobby up, will wait for players
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242993033314/76561197971840690

>>719898235
I would recommend until this other lobby is done, but it will take like 30 minutes, at least

>>719895421
What did the scout mean by this?

>>719898235
Will you be doing this on the weekend? Seems cool but I wouldn't be able to participate this time.

>>719898473
Sure, We can wait (5 in atm)

>>719898548
Yeah, I'll do some lobbies this weekend as well

>>719899029
>Yeah, I'll do some lobbies this weekend as well
Cool, see ya then

>>719890975
>host for 11 players
>not even extra marshmallows, let alone extra items

lol

lmao

>>719899550
Survival of the fastest

Scoutmaster Myres did nothing wrong

>>719899029
>Sure, We can wait (5 in atm)
currently lobby just made it to kiln so we will see how long it takes

>>719899684
We're at 11 players atm so might have to start soonish

>>719900224
Pink surveying the airport as if she owns the place.

help

>>719898235
I dont have a lot of time, so I'm just going to play for a tiny bit to check out the mod.

>>719900727
same got like 45 mins

Todays map seed is FUUCKED
holy shit man

>>719901423
We actually had one (1) guy escape, which is an achievement all things considering

>>719890975
ggs, in the end kiln jank claimed everyone else...
did our best to get everyone up through it, but volcano's hungry today

what the FUCK is this seed FUCK OOOOOOFF

>>719898235
Take two, looks like the scoutmaster was broken (doesn't track new targets), the mod was updated yesterday so using the new version.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242998607715/76561197971840690

>>719902546
Don't have time to join a second one. Thanks for the host tho.

>>719902546
There is one more mod that may help if this doesn't work https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/SpaceRats/SeekerScoutmaster/

Every single day I play and say "This might be the most fucked [x] I've seen yet" the game takes it as a challenge to spawn the most horrendously generated map the next day.
I cant believe this seed was this much of a challenge even on ascent 1, hell it might have been one of the hardest ones yet

Welp, guess im not opening the game today if any of these posts are anything to take from.

>>719902953
Is the game really randomly generated though? I thought there were like 14 mountains it cycles around

>>719903127
I think it's randomly generated to an extent but I'd assume the islands go through some form of QA that makes sure it isn't actually impossible to traverse, no matter how difficult, before being shipped into the rotation

is the seed today really that bad? i wanna play and see it for myself now

We just bullied Myers for a day straight lmao

>>719903437
Doesn't have his CQC badge. He's forgotten the basics.

>>719903292
>>719903127
Nope. It's all effectively completely random

>>719903335
tropics and mesa are pure torture today

That was pretty fun. Mod definitely needs some balancing. Half the group ran ahead while the other half stun-locked the Scoutmaster for an entire in-game day.

>>719904063
Giving bonk powers to every item was a mistake xd
Next time I'll make it so only "heavy" items can bonk, and make a bigger cooldown for Myers so you can't stunlock him

>>719904063
soutmaster space program colorized

Any new lobbies coming up?

>>719904165
i didnt like it anyway
some guy can just sit at the bottom while everyone else climbs as normal

>>719904431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

>>719904431
>cant catch me, I'm in nutty putty cave!
lmao. But yeah, ultimately it just means the same people who always make it still make it and the people who try new paths or are a bit slower going just get caught eventually and then either accept it and kys themselves or survive by fighting him and also not making any more mountain progress. Kinda snowbally against slow players. Maybe if there were multiple it might be better? Or if he spawned at the top and tried to defend the campfire so everyone has to surge passed all at once

uh oh

>>719905039
oh shit everyone crashing
complete bloodbath

Guess Myers had enough and just killed the entire server, RIP boys
It was an interesting experiment at least

>>719904939
It'd be better if he spawned by a random person and terrorized them for a bit before despawning and targeting someone else.

womp womp

lobby crash?

extinction event

I really enjoyed the sheer panic once everyone realized that Myers was immediately beelining for the group

Alright everyone, just a nice normal lobby with no evil Scoutmaster to hurt us

I'll make some changes and maybe try again on weekend

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243001905669/76561197971840690

i rejoined and glitched into death stranding

>>719905213
normal-normal, or increased playercount normal?

>game eats my jump
>fall down right on top of myers
>he grabs me right out of crumple state
>the game does NOT like this and completely shits itself
he's too strong...

myers took us all down with him

really funny rejoining mid everyone crashing and everything just explodes ontop of me and sends me tumbling down the mountain while i hear 15 disconnect noises at the same time

>>719905264
Increased player count, I will limit to 15 after this lobby, because I think its better for frame rate/stability

>>719905371
I see three people who are Red

>>719905371
its because the red tone its not red-red if it makes sense, its not angry enough for me

lobby doko

>>719905950
literally me

Patiently waiting for a fresh lobby

I was murdered!

Unfortunately the game is unplayable for me at this playercount, twice on shore I just got randomly launched from laggy ragdoll physics.

>>719906251
I can host another modded 10 man lobby again, but my right hand is feeling the stress from so much peaking. I'll host but I'm gonna have to sit this one out.

steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243003463262/76561198120786962

hopefully no power outages again.

>>719906904
ah you had me while i was drawing my little dude

im gonna try to see what happens if i wait for the lava to rise and then jump in with golden bing bong

scorpion down

>>719909324
DESERVED

GG - barely made it through tropics. Good shit.

If there's a new lobby in the next few mins I'll hop on and ruin your day

>>719905371
Fuck you. t. blue

these modded lobbies are unplayably laggy. i'll wait for vanilla 4-man

>>719912965
It's when the player count gets too high that the ragdoll physics take exponential amounts of CPU resources to process. 8-10 is totally fine on my weaker PC, probably 12 too.

>>719913059
I think its past 15 where it gets bad, I'm going to limit to that next lobby I host and see how it goes

good climb guys
we almost all made it

>>719912965
Start one then

>>719913126
That guy is NOT happy about someone loading their desert hats into the elevator

>>719906304
>>719909324
forgive me i couldn't resist the funny

>>719909324
>THAT SCOUT TOOK THREE MARSHMALLOWS
>THREE MARSHMALLOWS
>WE CAN'T LET THIS ORANGE HAVE THE CHAIN LAUNCHER CODES

>>719905230
Kino

>tried to summon scoutmaster for a whole week for my last achievement, many tries refused to appear, or was impossible for my friend to be alive enough to be far and high enough
>read the wiki, the highest chance to appear is at mesa today apparently
>took three tries but we finally did it, the seed was BRUTAL
>ok, you go down the canyon, i go up, simple enough
>finally happens, the eerie music, the bone rattling, finally i will complete the hash
>"oh wait im not fully down ye-"
>slips and fucking dies
>watch the scoutmaster two feet away do a 360 and walk out

The Perfect Crime
https://files.catbox.moe/2qmdz0.webm

I wanna play with you all again but there's no lobbies by the time I get done waging

we totally did ascent 7 guys

>>719908670
the result:
yes you can go into the lava with golden bing bong and float all the way to the top, as long as you aim all the way up the whole time to avoid dipping them into the lava. i floated up and then went back down to see if you could dip and destroy even if they are in your hands and the answer is yes, so just aim up the whole way.
the bad part is this is REALLY boring; you are skipping the most exciting part of the game this way, and if you are able to carry a weight handicap up the mesa then you should have no problem beating the kiln unless you have literally no food or tools, but if that was the case how did you make it up the mesa to begin with?
in any case, the lava floats almost to the top, where the last very easy rocks are plentiful, so you should be able to hold S until you find an incline somewhere and climb up from there. you probably don't even need a pandora's lunchbox, but it could be handy to pack one with you in your hotbar in case something goes wrong.
if you do this in multiplayer you also risk everyone starving to death waiting for your fat ass to reach the top, but it might be worth it if everyone has a lot of food and the guy carrying the idol is too shit at the game to make it up without dying.

>>719905085
You're a lucky guy, PEAK crashing usually takes my whole computer down with it

>>719914864
>webm
Every time

>>719915516
Epic clutch I managed from this lobby, got all the way back up too.
https://files.catbox.moe/o5yqpr.mp4

WIP Hosting Guide.
Bully me if I fucked up anywhere. Anything I should change/add? Going to add in some tips and optional mods along the bottom.

>>719916167
yeah, i think this is peak
also any recommanded modlist to host modded lobby?

lobby doko?

>>719916392
AFAIK nothing outside of Unlimited. I've hosted a couple times without ItemMultiplier and it's just a lot harder, but not impossible. I'm looking for mods people like, but I barely use any myself.

>>719916167
I think I'll reformat it to give the steps a bit more room, and throw in some warnings about large lobbies leading to FPS drops in Mesa.

>>719915804
i didnt think the webm was worth uploading at first but i change my mind
https://files.catbox.moe/7u47hd.webm

>>719916990
you could throw in these:
- PEAKAntiCheat
- PeakLobbyJoinFix
- CozyChat

>>719917419
Cozychat is for fags

>>719918332
Buge can't catch a break

>>719917419
is the anticheat really worth having? people cheat in this game?

>>719918859
There were accusations of two people (leech and aubrey) who would outspeed the rest of the lobby and would constantly leave people for dead

>>719918568
I love her so much

lobby koko
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243017249168/76561198853223049
8p

How do I get the astronaut suit?

>>719921892
Six balloons at the same time.

>>719922016
I've never even seen that many in a run.

>>719921373
7/8

>>719922483
or 2 balloon bunches

btw, I would not recommend doing your Ascent 6s and Ascent 7s on this seed today. Just thought it worth mentioning

>>719924219
jungle biome brutal

>>719924219
Did it with a couple of friends new to ascents. It was a grueling experience and had to solo the final caldera and kiln area.

>

>>719926207
fucking lel. good stuff anon!

*inhales*

LOBBY DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>719927057
Here
4p, unmodded
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243024518639/76561197997194879

>>719926207
Damn and you just keep making amazing art. You're a beast.

>>719927235
come on boys 1 more player