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Anonymous United States No.214189460
>I was in Busch Gardens on vacation. I was wandering around trying to decide what to ride.
>That's when I noticed a ride that hadn't been there the last time I visited. It was weird because it had never been advertised and there was nothing on the map about it. I figured "What the hell" and got in line.
>Surprisingly the line wasn't very long. I only waited about 10 minutes to get on. It was one of those motor car rides which is kind of weird because they already had one elsewhere in the park. Why would they open up a second one. >After buckling in I looked up ahead and froze. There was a giant skeleton up ahead tipping a hat to me with a sign over his head. "No..." I whispered. The sign read "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride".

>I struggled with my restraints but they wouldn't come off. I begged the employee contolling the ride to help and that I had changed my mind but he ignored me. My car started moving and I screamed in terror.
>Up ahead the track stretched on for what seemed like forever. "I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE!"
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Anonymous France No.212247041
>>212234888
>Alors dans mon univers les nains sont racistes
>Les humains aussi sont racistes
>Le narrateur est raciste
>Les elfes sont soit des femmes à gros seins soit des femboys à oreilles de chien pour les trois femmes et les deux bicurieux qui lisent encore après le troisième chapitre
>ils sont racistes
>Le lecteur aussi est raciste
>T'as une race maléfique qui veut tout détruire et est obtenue à partir d'humains malformés corrompus par des puissances obscures
>C'est les albanais y a rien à voir

Voila le seul truc que j'ai pompé sur le seigneur des anneaux c'est le fait que le lecteur s'est barré avant le troisième chapitre. Ah et Tom Bombadil existe pas mais si il existait il serait raciste.
/tg/ - /hhg/&/atg/ Horus Heresy general and Adeptus Titanicus general
Anonymous No.95924719
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The writers in question: