>>11994160
Here we go again — “the greatest controller of all time.” Because apparently, every plastic hunk of buttons someone personally vibes with automatically earns that eternal crown.

“It feels like sex to play shmups with this.” Bro, it’s a d-pad, not tantric enlightenment. And comparing it to the Saturn’s like you’re uncovering some grand conspiracy — as if people didn’t just meme about the Saturn d-pad because it was decent and they happened to like it.

But sure, let’s canonize it: the Genesis 6-button isn’t just good, it’s the *greatest of all time*. Right up there with every console, every game, and every OST people can’t stop anointing with that phrase like it’s holy oil.