Thread 11994160

I swear to God I think this is the greatest controller of all time
It feels like sex to play shmups with this
The dpad is better than the Saturn's by a lot, idk why the Saturn dpad is such a meme when this exists

>>11994160 (OP)
>It feels like sex
The sad part is that you might be 30 years old and have never tasted pussy in your entire life.
Just kill yourself.

>>11994220
I have had sex and playing Perfect Cherry Blossom with a 6-button Genesis controller feels the exact same

>>11994227
The d-pad is designed to be used with your thumb, not your cock, Anon.

>>11994160 (OP)
I prefer the later 3-button with the 6-button style d-pad.

>>11994160 (OP)
The dpad is shit. All dpads that are conjoined are complete garbage except maybe the wii/3ds dpad. Playstation is the only ones that got Dpads consistantly right.

>>11994939
you know that dpad's conjoined under the hood right

>>11994160 (OP)
I like the wiimote and nunchuk together but not for the gimmicky motion stuff it does. I just like having a controller in two pieces and my hands/arms not pulled together

>>11994939
>>11995287
Retard-sama
Try to use the nintendo switch direction buttons as a d-pad, to see how bad a non conjoined d-pad would be

>>11994220
A man who chooses Sega console doesn't live that kind of life.

>>11994160 (OP)

OF ALL TIME! :DD YAAAAYYY!!!!!!:D :D DDD
OF ALL TIME! :DD YAAAAYYY!!!!!!:D :D DDD
OF ALL TIME! :DD YAAAAYYY!!!!!!:D :D DDD
OF ALL TIME! :DD YAAAAYYY!!!!!!:D :D DDD

it wasn't even the best of its own time, and no games made particularly good use of it because they all needed to be playable with the three-button model.

fuck off.

>>11995982
Breaking: Autistic man mad at stock phrases

>>11994160 (OP)
My perfect controller would be this d-pad on the 3 button controller, I like the 3 button because the buttons feel more arcade sized, you do need more pressure on the d-pad but its still acceptable.

>>11996061
As Worf, son of Mogh, once said, I am not a man.

>>11994931
Why doesn't ANYONE make these 3 button controllers? The closest we got was the big 6. We know they can manufacture it because we got a version for the classic mini consoles. True Segafiends know this is the way.

>>11994220
Sex is for virgins, we don't do that kind of shit here nigga

>>11994160 (OP)
The controller corners don't sit well in my hands.
I find the 3 button croissant design to feel much better to hold.
The Big6 (or m30 even) are superiour choises for a mega drive 6 button controller.

only primaries know about the one true Sega controller

>>11996338
I like how the buttons are a uniform size on this

>>11994220
I've had sex and I can confirm OP is wrong... the 6 button Mega Drive controller doesn't feel like sex, it's BETTER.

>>11996061
Every time turn on a Sega game, shout "OF ALL TIME" four times before press start :-)

>>11996508
I like how your mom is a uniform size

>>11997820
got his ass

>>11996338
I taught I was the only one. God bless you.

>>11997872
*Thought

>>11994160 (OP)
Here we go again — “the greatest controller of all time.” Because apparently, every plastic hunk of buttons someone personally vibes with automatically earns that eternal crown.

“It feels like sex to play shmups with this.” Bro, it’s a d-pad, not tantric enlightenment. And comparing it to the Saturn’s like you’re uncovering some grand conspiracy — as if people didn’t just meme about the Saturn d-pad because it was decent and they happened to like it.

But sure, let’s canonize it: the Genesis 6-button isn’t just good, it’s the *greatest of all time*. Right up there with every console, every game, and every OST people can’t stop anointing with that phrase like it’s holy oil.

>>11999569
I hate AI so fucking much
I seriously think you are a lesser being for using it to make posts on 4chan for you. Fucking sub-human. Kill yourself.

>>11999572
Yeah bro, nothing screams peak humanity like spending 8 hours a day writing the same 'AI bad' post on a Cambodian basket-weaving forum. Truly enlightened, a god among men, not at all sub-human.

>11999569
Indians were a fucking mistake

>>11994160 (OP)
Oh boy, here we go again — “of all time!” Wheeeee! Like time itself just stopped to hand out a little golden trophy to whatever random thing you like today. Wheeeee! Out of the billions of years the universe has existed, congratulations, you’ve cracked the code, THIS is the one thing that matters most! Wheeeee! Honestly, it’s such a lazy phrase — every game, every movie, every sandwich is suddenly the best “of all time.” Wheeeee! You may as well just scream into a fan for the same effect. Wheeeee!

>>12000246
Saying anything is lazy whilst being an AI slop nigger LMAO!

>>11994160 (OP)
Wrong. The duke would be perfect if it had bumpers.

>>11996338

There were a lot of different third party Genesis/ MD controllers released for the system. It is hard to even keep track of them all.

>>11994220
Are you telling me you never ate something so good that it felt like sex in your mouth? What a loser.

>>11994220
pussy don't taste that good, you'd know if you had

>>11996338
Their SNES controller is crap for no other reason than delayed input. It has other issues but they're insignificant in comparison. That controller seems cool for having big buttons on top row though.
>>11997770
>>11994160 (OP)
For some reason the Sega pad I had felt awesome in my hands, but my retrobit version makes my fingers cramp. I wish I would have tried pic related instead of being a sucker for trans red plastic.

>>11997872
how old were you when your parents divorced? :-)