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I have a lot.
>a fat guy slapped me once and he got expelled and sent to a government-run reformatory school for the rest of his life
>teachers fucking the students (happens all the time in Minnesota more than even the rest of the U.S, goes all ways in terms of ages and sexes involved)
>a student aide brought in from NDSU for my freshman band class got fired for getting sucked off by a freshman girl (I knew her, she was super cool but fat and not hot at all and we were very proud of the fact that she got that guy kicked out because we hated him. Appaerently she gave great head and I enjoyed her company so I think I missed out)
>a teacher for my freshman math class found out she accidentally married one of her cousins and had to quit her job to process the information and deal with it (she's Finnish and the Finnish community in MN is very tightly knit, she also met Finland's PM at the time)
>all sorts of protests in favor of gun control largely done by the teachers and their pets given I was in HS when school shootings were at their peak (I was at one as a 2A protester, it was all cringe and gay pro or anti and made me realize just how lame and performative student activism is if you're a high schooler)
>an innumerable amount of weird sex shit between the students (the most infamous being this mentally ill, strawberry blonde dysgenic white girl obsessed with MLP who had a thing going on with a black guy)
>I was locked inside of a tiny practice room as punishment for a week for being the class clown in band class
>an obsessed stalker who was a sophomore when I was a senior that fixated on all the girls sent them all a video of him fucking his dog, he became the youngest person in MN to get put on the sex offenders registry
>I had a band teacher we found out was in a ska punk band in the 00s (he's the trombone guy at 2:00) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf0lI8K1mo