>>150041354
>Check mysterious tub of ichor next to your computer desk

But this is no ordinary tub of ichor, for you see, this is the pile of clothes you cant be assed to wash since what you alchemized from your godtier pajamas cleans itself magically everyday. To the regular person, this is a biohazard, but to you, this is also a biohazard. You begin to wonder why you haven't burnt these yet.