I'm 6'3 and 230 lbs of fat. I've never seriously lifted my entire life. All I have are two 25 lbs dumbbells. whats the strategy to getting ripped and getting femanons to sending me nudes. I am in my 30s.

so I got fired from my last job because they somehow found out I lied about my employment gap. So this time i actually made a legit resume with no lies. I'm not getting any interview offers compared to my fake resume. Why the fuck would I tell the truth? I cant even explain employment gaps if robots are filtering out out my resume before a human even talks to me.