>be ancient
>hear some old ass doomsday prophecy that is gonna nuke the world
>whatever
>one day space rat comes in and you capture it (somehow)
>oh shit this doomsday shit might be real
>do fucked up experiments for 30 years then bail into another universe
>settle down on new planet
>weird cult space jew wants to do magic
>send his ass to GBJ
>new city gets nuked by magic anyway
>had to summon a very angry borb to stop it
>said borb is FUCKING PISSED so seal his ass way too
>move from this part of this universe since shits fucked
>build on an ice world then become a fucking fairy
>only for it to get invaded by yet another pissed off angry god
>start drawing stuff that comes to life but is also a pissed off god so you seal that shit as well
such is life as an ancient.