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>be me
>20, finally moved out of parents' house with a friend
>had only had sex once
>now that I'm out of parents' house time to smash on the reg
>but don't know how to meet girls
>look for single girls using MySpace
>message every one I find
>only one answers
>pretty cute but notice all the pics are taken with the classic MySpace angle
>beggars can't be choosers
>talk a while, she's into the same weird shit I am
>ask if she wants to meet
>she says yes but warns me she's a bigger girl
>tell her no big deal
>we meet
>she's 500lbs if she's a pound
>again, beggars can't be choosers
>we make out and I hump her massive thigh till I cum
>feel disgusted with myself as the post nut clarity hits like a brick
>ghost her
>cut to a year later
>me and bro are IM'ing and exchanging memes
>he sends me one
>it's the girl I met on MySpace with her belly photoshopped as a monster
>ask him where he found it
>he said YLYL thread on /b/
>mfw I have no face
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