Thread 939321349

So, anon, tell us your story

>>939321349 (OP)
For all the virgins here, this is what its like. Feels less good than masturbation. You are welcome.

gonna be doing this tonight

I had a bitch who wasn’t that fat but bigger than I like

She had fat tits which was cool, but her snatch sucked and her head was even worse, slow, toothy, and barely got down more than the head. Also didn’t even use her fucking hands

>Make out with fat girl at HS party while wasted
>First highschool girl that showed interest in me
>Snuck into her house one night (lived with only her younger brother and absent parents)
>fucked her after we shared a 40oz and came so hard after pulling out that it shot across her room
>she said "ew" and giggled
>walked home feeling like the man
> Huge titties and huge ass. Sucked dick like a fucking monster
FFW
>Ended up getting chlamydia from her and only found out after my new GF told me she got tested
Would still hit it tbh but pretty sure she's lesbian/bi now. Also much more in shape but still big

>>939321673
it's masturbating plus exercise plus anxiety. be prepared to not enjoy yourself, especially since most girls just starfish or point their butts out like dogs

>>939321947
Pic related

So happy I'm not straight.

>>939322017
Not even close to the kind of fat we're talking about here, man.

Right after my first divorce I fucked a huge bitch off craigslist

She had a pretty face and enormous tits but she was a fucking landwhale monster. I was incredibly ashamed to have fucked her but oh my god I came in her harder than ive ever come before because she let me go back and forth between ass and pussy. Only problem was she was so fat I couldn't really reach either hole without moving fat out of the way. Still came hard

>>939321978
>>939321673
You're wrong about this and I feel bad for you if it's true for you.
When you meet someone you feel comfortable with and who you are genuinely attracted to and who is attracted to you, sex is much better than masturbation.

These girls have a higher chance of giving you an STD than a spoiled nightclub slut.

Fucked a girl about that big. First couple of times was pretty fun. Big tits, kinky, great head, not awkward at all, teased just right, let me cum inside her, had a roommate that could hear us fucking hard which is a plus. Pretty sure she was into cnc, but didn't say it so I wasn't going to risk jail. Third time, I was exhausted from work and could only get hard for one round. Started realizing I wasn't really into her. Last time, she wore a dress with her tits nearly falling out when we went out for breakfast. She shaked them in front of me, and I was scared of someone seeing us. Again, great tease. When we got in the car, she wanted to fuck in the back seat, but it just smelled when she opened her legs and it was a turn off. We fucked in her backyard, though. Would have been great because that's hot, but I just had too much in my mind to finish inside her. Didn't meet with her again. Overall, not terrible actually.

>>939322303
Another reason to be wrong. Big girls are often times freakier to compensate.

>>939322221
That’s her now. She was fucking huge back in the day

>>939322494
Would you fuck her now

>>939321349 (OP)
not me

>>939322539
Yes, but her giving my chlamydia still grosses me out tbh. Plus she was crazy af

Fat girls are just the easiest to get. Just want to be loved so they’re ripe to being manipulated and used for sex.

>>939321349 (OP)
Never harpooned a whale before, don't plan to either.
>>939322303
This guy fucks.

>>939322303
>>939322406

>it's guy who fucked one girl whose 300 pounds and married her anon

Well, I have alcohol problems. The last time I went to a party, I got really drunk. After failing to hook up with someone attractive, I gave up and was ready to go home. Then, I saw a fat monster who gave me the "look," so I said, "Fuck it."
We just made out in the car, but since it was morning, we didn't have sex because she had to work soon. The next day, when I sobered up, I felt so disgusted that I decided to stop drinking. I haven't had a drop since.
Of course, eventually someday I will drink socially and in moderation. No more things like that.

>>939322638
Oh, I'm not marrying one, though. I just wanted to fuck as much as possible

>>939321947
>Catching and giving chlamydia in HS
Damn, that's rough. >>939321349 (OP)
I got no bitches so I paid for sex. There is good fat then bad fat. Good fat is pillowy, bad fat is michelin man pillsbury doughboy fat.

>>939321349 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/IiXNX-Kt28Q?si=3sbvmdI8Hl6jxjCx

the intro to this song nails it pretty much

>>939323022
Bad fat is when they have a horrible hip to ass ratio or when they have a big ass but tiny Hank Hill cheeks.

>>939321349 (OP)
I went out with a cute chubby chick for a couple of years but she was lazy as fuck and packed on weight over the two year period. She got fat but never massive, I don't understand the dudes who still bang the land whales, I can't imagine anything more revolting.

>>939321349 (OP)
Max I've done was about 250 lbs

>first time was great but her face was ugly as sin
>she eventually moved in with me and the sex became worse and worse
>got sick of her constantly spending money, eating sugary cereals before bed so she'd sleep in a sugar coma
>broke it off with her

>years later, even fatter girl aggressively propositions me on a dating app
>just brazenly says I can come over and fuck her
>decide to jerk off instead because the whole situation was tripping alarm bells in my head
>the post nut clarity made me nearly gag at the idea of being Captain Ahab that night

I then went on to get two normal sized girls pregnant, one of whom gave me chlamydia and fled the state (blocked her, she was religious so she was going to keep the baby) and the other flipped out at me because I took the condom off mid-sex, knocked her up, and she got an abortion.

I don't do casual sex anymore, it's not worth it bros.

>>939323115
how'd you get rid of the chlamydia I might've fucked your ex...

>>939323157
Antibiotics. It’s not a permanent STD like herpes or HIV.

>>939323102
One of the most sobering moments for me was going on a bumble date with a fat girl, she was 5'2 but about 200 lbs. Big, round girl, of course she hid it with photo angles. We went to Chipotle.

The moment I walked in, I swear to god everyone in the restaurant was judging me. I looked at a guy eating at a table and he gave me this "I see you brother" type eyebrow raise. Some black ahead of me in line turns around for a moment and stares me dead in the eyes as if to say "Daaamn man really?"

It wasn't just the typical eye contact you get when you're in public. It was the "Damn bro you're hitting that?" glance of bemusement and pity. Hell naw man.
>>939323157
Was it in Florida? Did she move back to Michigan? Kek. I just went to a local walk in clinic and got tested, then given some strong antibiotics. Every time I pissed it burned like hell, I was so angry with her. What's strange is the girl wanted me to finger her, but no matter how hard I fucking jackhammered at maximum arm strength on her pussy it wasn't enough. Shit had me bewildered.

>>939323022
>>939323048
fat & no curvs/tits is the worst fridge build shit known to man

>>939323204
Fat girls tend to be very loose compared to slim girls. The only benefit, if you could really call it that, is that they’re easy to pick up at bars, and there’s a 75% chance of them being okay with anal. The cons outweigh the pros.

>>939323213
Somehow fat hoes with no curves and no body have hard tack bodies that are hard to the touch.
Not all fat is the same or "curvy"

>>939321349 (OP)
Bump

My first GF. She was 300 pounds. Cute, but huge. But it was fine by me. We liked the same stuff, we where both into anime. She was Christian so no sex but hand jobs where plentiful. One day we listen to some old punk song where the girl sings how she wants to sit on some dudes face. She wants to do that and my underdeveloped brain was like "sure, what could go wrong?" Problem is she doesn't sit on my face. No no. She slammed her ass down on me while I was under her. Guys, I heard my skull crack. Heard my neck pop and my face in the mean time was deep in her wet privates. She heard and felt my skull crack and my neck pop. Sheffield to jump off me but ended up crushing me a second time as she tried to get off. Called 911. They treated it like I was in a fucking car accident. My skull had cracked along the lines that fuse when your a child and you grow up. Brain swelling. Broken nose. Two black eyes. We stayed together afterwards until we left for college but we never did that again.

>>939323774
LMAO

>>939323774
I have so many questions...

>>939323204
Yeah man I went on one date with this chick who was very similar, we hit it off in the chat while planning a date - so many things in common. But when I met her it was the same thing, either hid very well in the pics or they were older cos she was way bigger than she let on. We still had our date and good company, I even gave her a kiss at the end of the date - more for myself to see if there was any kind of spark, but my brain knows what it wants and it ain't that.

The problems is I try to take care of myself, I exercise and I eat well for the most part, not to mention that lazy ex has me looking for telltale signs. There is zero attraction in it for me, I'm borderline disgusted by it and even more so when they try to hide it, because let's face it....they wouldn't try to hide if they didn't think it was a deal breaker for some.

Y'all made me kek hard

>>939321673
Wrong

>>939321349 (OP)
She's fat but she lets me play out my degen rape fantasies so I visit when I'm nearby.
Also I got to take her virginity which was nice

,

>>939321978
Not only this but also you dont get as much pleasure unless you can thrust in them at any tempo they want. See you cant just thrust in any way and then they magically feel as good as you. Balancing your pleasure with theirs is difficult and a genuine skill.

With masturbation you can do it at any tempo and angle you want. The feeling of the pussy is pretty nice but its limited by what the female feels. Unless you are raping them then go at any speed you want LOL

>>939322303
You have never been inside a woman.

>>939322303
I would never feel comfortable sleeping next to someone who could roll over and suffocate me.

>>939326189
You lucky guy

Fucked a fat chick once?
Yes I have. Actually 2 fat chicks.
The fucked up part is the fatter of the 2 is my wife's friend. I fucked her when my wife was just my gf but would do it again.

>>939330003
How fat are they? Height/weight?

Wife's friend is 5'7 300lbs give or take
The other chick wad 5'5 180
Picrel is wife

>out of 10 yr relationship (middle school sweetheart)
>don't know how to flirt with women
>this very chubby spots me
>date/fuck for 4 months
>worst relationship ever

>>939322017
>>939321947
Eww….

…She’s a spic, anon.

>>939330058
Ponder(osa) the aroma…

My friend thought that he had to build his body count for the sake of number, because he’s retarded and ended up getting sucked by the grossest fat bitch there is. Didn’t even get to fuck, disgusting little boy behavior

In grad school, I had a class that we shared with some undergrads and there was this fat freshman chick in my group that you could tell would be pretty if she wasnt so fat.
Anyway, she was obviously into me and after a few weeks I was drunk at home and I texted her on a whim and asked if she wanted to come over. Fucked her all night and really got off on the idea that she wanted me so badly. Tbh her pussy was pretty damn good and she knew how to take a cock despite being so young.

>>939327345
This

>>939321349 (OP)
>Marry a wonderful girl with beautiful curves
>FFWD 3 years

>>939321673
You also have a high chance of getting poop on your crotch
And they are generally retarded

the problem that I have had with fat hookups is threefold:

1. Personality - The majority of fat women have a huge chip on their collective shoulders so they are assholes. It's just not a fun experience spending time with them in general. Also, they're always lazy, otherwise they wouldn't be fat at 25.
2. Hygiene - maybe the most damning one, too many fat women can't wipe their asses, so the residual shit ends up mixing with the vagina and REEKING. Generally this is the majority of fat women too, it's so fucking gross.
3. Hookup Quality - look back to the point about them being lazy. They don't put effort into learning how to give good blow jobs, and they're not good at sex in general because they lack the fitness and stamina. All of this would be fine, except they smell and have horrible personalities too, so even as a last resort it sucks.

>>939323242
Don't say this anon!
I thought fat girl are tighter because, you know, everything is so tightly packed there.
I am trying to get some morbidly fat chick from work in bed, just out of curiosity and because I'm desperate.
But I guess before your dick gets into the actual vagina you have to get past all the pubic and labia fat, worse if you do her fro behind.
Sucks for me, having a small penis, I'm afraid I don't have the required hardware to perform the job

>>939332779
the story is i go there, and in order for my friends and i to get around the big house we had to walk through the garage, and the garage is just this big space

>>939321349 (OP)
Met her freshman year of college. For whatever reason she developed a not so secret crush on me. She never made a move or anything. Fast forward to senior year and I had nothing going on. Ran into her at a bar after not seeing her for probably a year and she was still as big as ever. Nothing happened, but I ended up booty calling her later that night and she was at my house quicker than a pizza delivery.

So much fat to push past that my average dick could barely do the job. Finally got her face down and ass up and pumped with fistfuls of ass until I blew. She kind of awkwardly hung around, but I think we were both pretty ashamed by what we’d just done. She left and we never really talked again.

>>939321349 (OP)
>always kinda felt attracted to fat women
>8yo me would get funny feelings in the crotch from ursula from little mermaid
>dated a couple of girls in high school, but they were always normal sized
>senior year, new girl in school, 5'3 about, 180-200lbs I guess
>gorgeous face, sky-blue eyes, small-ish tits but absolutely massive ass, real pawg, would absolutely put any latina to shame
>everyone made fun of her for being fat
>I kinda want to ask her out but afraid of other people making fun of me
>screw this... ask her out
>we start dating
>one day we finally have sex
>she undresses and shyly tries to cover her body
>i see the hanging belly, the stretch marks, the cellulite and it turns me on like nothing ever did
>sex was alright
>exclusively date fat women since then
>current gf is 5'10 300lbs

>>939322017
Her when I was hitting it. Yes I was desperate

I had a lot of sex with really fit girls in high school through age like 21, then went through a lot of shit that made me a shell of a person and haven’t had sex at all in seven years. I’m afraid I totally fucked up because the only sex I’ve had is with skinny girls in their prime, now if I date a girl my age there’s just no way it could be the same. Idk why I went hermit so hard after being on such a roll

>>939337138
Well if you have money you can definitely attract slim young women.

I worked in a nursing home and took care of this older woman (50) who was around 500lbs, she was there for therapy. She tried to be flirty I'd just laugh it off.
She went home, got ahold of me on FB a few days later and said she was having plumbing issues so I went to check it out. Nothing wrong.

Long story short she gave me a few Nattys, offered to suck my dick as payment and I ended up bending her over her hospital bed. The head was great, the smell wasn't too bad because her home health aide helped her shower that day, but going through all that fat I'm glad my dick is big because it was deep getting to that hole. She let me bust in her and I went back a few more times when I was hard up.

>>939321349 (OP)
After years of being single after I got fat after having a normal dating and social life in high school, I lost of a bunch of weight and went on dating websites. I got matched with a obese chick, and against my better judgement decided to try dating her. It was horrible. Would never date a fat girl again.

>>939322406
The one I dated was not. She would not even give head.

>>939321349 (OP)
>Date girl in HS
>She's chubby, not fat really
>Fun, good sex, etc
>We drift apart, split up
>I move away for college, move back closer to home nearly 6 years later
>No GF, no sex since Sophomore year
>Desperate for some pussy
>Look old GF up
>She's pretty fat now. Two kids. Still kind cute though.
>Hit her up
>Meet up, flirt a little, go back to her place and fuck her. Laying there after I feel kinda gross.
>Tell myself it was a one time thing.
>Still fucking her a few times a week.
Is it over for me? She wants to really get together, I don't want to date her

>>939321349 (OP)
>Be me
>In military
>Buddy is trying to fuck a 7/10 but her slampig best friend is attached like a leech
>Buddy asks me to talk up slampig so he can get some pussy
>Help buddy out
>A couple days later, buddy says that they're having a party and I should come with
>Show up to "party" and it's just them
>Buddy and 7/10 disappear
>Alone with slampig
>Decide "fuck it" and start drinking heavily
>Woke up next day with a bad hangover and many regrets
>Slampig calling for many weeks

>>939321349 (OP)
There is no story.
I fuck obese girls or ugly girls just because they accept to have sex with me
Pic very related

>>939338274
I wouldn't mind hitting that

>tfw I'm plannign to reach out to a fat chick I knew in college
>tfw she has big tits but barely knows me and only has a cat
>tfw Im worried this is my only chance at meeting someone

kinda putting my eggs in one basket here. Should i go for it?

>>939338538
If you can have fun or have sex, do it..

Had this slampig of a gf once who had double D tits and a plump belly, lots of cottage cheese on the thighs, and butt. Her pussy was really loose and stank badly. She didn't know basic hygiene, her mom didnt even teach her how to put on makeup, so she looks like a clown with way too much lipstick on and betty boop eyeshadow. It was really stupid. And she had this idea about herself like she thought she was "at least an 8" out of 10, when realisticly she was about a 4 at best. AT BEST.

I don't even know why I fucked her, because she wasn't all that pretty even in the face. Not even a butterface, just uggo. I broke up with her the day after I found out the pussy wasn't any good. For some reasons, chicks like these usually have good pussy, but this was just a bad situation all across the board.

Fatties love to swallow

>>939340136
Not all, but yes most do. Lost contact with one. She gave the best head I've ever gotten.

>>939321349 (OP)
I've harpooned a few land whales but never regretted it. The only one I really regret was a chubby tinder girl with big tits came over but she smelled like my grandma and hadn't shaved her legs in weeks. Big girls give the best BJs and my favorite one id fuck again right this instant

>>939340690
Did she swallow?

>>939323827
Fucking kek

>>939321349 (OP)
yeah, lost my virginity to a fat bitch
regretted it
my subsequent partners were normal weight
i've been single for over a decade now, and all of the women who've expressed interest in me have been hamplanets because i'm nice to everybody, and i guess they figured they had a chance, but i've reached a point in my life where i'd rather be celibate than fuck a fatty
i would make an exception for a girl that wasn't *that* fat and had a lot going for her otherwise, but that's rare
sloppy body usually means sloppy mind and sloppy life
>>939322017
>septum piercing
>chlamydia
it checks out

>>939322303
Sex is but sex with fat chicks is definitely not. Kills your boner, just feels awkward and hesitant. It's weird.

i was the fat guy and she was the hot girl. rizz matters.

>>939321349 (OP)
Uncle and his buddy took me to a bar after I turned 21 and we met three fat chicks. Went back to their place to slam ass. It was awful. I fucked her one more time a few weeks later. It was also bad. Do not recommend. Just masturbate at home, bros.

>>939336285
that's...also not very fat

>>939321789
>yfw

>>939321349 (OP)
my wife is an ex-bbw. after we got into a relation i forced her into submisson & starvation. she weighs around 100 lbs nowadays,

>>939321673
Thank god I've never sunk so low. I've never fucked anyone I didn't find attractive. I'd rather just not fuck at all until I found someone I liked. I can't imagine undressing someone and be repulsed, just to force myself to fuck them. That's basically self-rape.

Fucked a handful of 215 pounders. Much past that I cant really justify. If her bone structure is good and she wears it well, who gives a fuck? Yall ever play with one of those big jiggly asses while you fuck her from behind? I recommend the experience.

Most women are plain with bland features, pure and simple. If you want a different experience, go find you a chubby with a few arm tatoos and grab life by the rolls.

Did a ton of heroin for years and made it out alive. Tho I feel it played a part in killing my best friend and the love of my life tho I had left the state.

Feels bad

>>939321349 (OP)
do you have the one where she gets in the car and the car tilts to her side? that happened to me

>>939338274
AND they have no problem swallowing.

>>939327345
honestly i think it's almost impossible to bust purely with vag contact if you've been beating off regularly, it just isn't the same. there's a reason why every porn video ends with the guy taking the dick out and beating off onto the girl's face, yeah people like it but its just way easier for him

if you want to bust while fucking a girl for the first time you gotta lay off masturbating for a few days, 3 at the least

>>939321349 (OP)
I said fuck no to two fat girls when I was 13 and no again to a chubby girl with fat tits when I was 17.
I'm 32 now and I don't regret that, I would rather die a virgin than fuck an obese woman

>>939345563
Lol virgins

>>939345710
pure as water

>>939345563
>>939345978

i support you anon<3

women ain't shit anymore anyways, better off hanging with the bros and skeeting at online smut

>>939345410
not true for me it just took me a little while first time
wasnt wearing a condom though

>>939344047
Either way I regret it and she was the fattest girl i've fucked. She was also missing 2 teeth on the side of her mouth

>>939321349 (OP)
Ive gone pigging before. Nothing will teach you to just jerk off and take a nap than uncomfortable few hours with a fat weirdo you'll never see again
Fat chicks are for fat guys. Its a cycle of stupidity that fuels democracy.

I’ve never gone that far off the deep end, but during COVID I gained a bunch of weight and was pretty heavyset, so my dating options weren’t great.

I met a few girls on Tinder who could’ve lost 20–30 pounds themselves and just spent quarantine hooking up. Honestly, any dislike fades eventually—because even a bad blowjob is still a blowjob.

But I’ve since lost the weight and gone back to regular programming.

>>939345410
You have to be choking your dick for this to be true. If she has a loose pussy then it might be harder to cum but if you get the right angle then you'll cum

>>939322017
>nose ring

>somehow surprised she had the clap

>>939322286
jesus fucking christ how bad was your first wife if THAT was your best nut?????

>>939327345
>You have never been inside a woman.

YWNBIAW

>>939322748
>Then, I saw a fat monster who gave me the "look," so I said, "Fuck it."

This is how sexually frustrated normie women look at us /b/tards.

>>939323115
>got sick of her constantly spending money, eating sugary cereals before bed so she'd sleep in a sugar coma

I used to live like this before I got my shit together. I can't imagine actually achieving sex in that state, it boggles my mind how unfuckable a woman can get WHILE A GUY STILL FUCKS HER.

It's incredible.

>>939323774
pleeeease tell me you guilted her into at least a blowie after that because holy shit

otherwise all she did was jack you off and fracture your skull, dude

>>939326189
Anything you do with a fat bitch is degenerate, anon.

>>939330092
batman if he never worked out or stood on tall buildings like a gargoyle

>>939336097
You have a type. It's called "American".

>>939337689
>Tell myself it was a one time thing

Isn't it funny how it never is?

>>939338538
put all of your eggs in one basket, and then make her eat all of them

>>939321349 (OP)
Fucked this absolute whale of a single mom for a couple months. She was a fun lay. Very cock hungry. Was the type to want to go all night rounds of toys and porn in between fuck sessions. Had to end it though because I just couldn't see us together long term. Not the least of which was the kid but besides that she was lazy, section 8,mcdonalds employee, no desire to improve etc. Still was fun while it lasted. If not for the kid I may have stuck around to see if she'd be into swinging/ group stuff.

>>939344793
My most recent partner was 225 at their heaviest and I barely noticed it because their height also played into the calculation. They went keto and started losing weight until they were under 200 and they announced it to me and I thought "You were over 200?! When?" but said out loud "Congratulations, you worked hard on that."

I went to HS with her. I think she always had a thing for me. She had huge tits but the weight to go with it. I was at a bar and drunk. She walked in with a friend. The alcohol and tits won we move over. At 2AM she was a 10, at 10AM she was a 2.

tinder match fat and kinky. But young. She was 22, I was 60+ and way overdue for a banging.

No regrets. Felt good. Turn em upsidedown, they all look the same.

>>939354403
ceiling tied

>>939354541
bedtied

>>939321349 (OP)
i try to be a normal fag

>>939354403
>>939354541
>>939354556

>>939353034
It's tough to pass up easy sex, even if it's with a fatty. It's a good situation for me, I go over a few times a week after she puts the kids to bed and fuck her until I had my fill.

>>939356771
i'm not a anon

>freshly broken up with
>feel the need to spite fuck someone
>go to bar with friends
>some heavier girl is giving me attention so fuck it
>couple drinks and we head to her place
>first red flag was her dog was in a cage in her room
>said dog had to stay because her roommate didn’t like the dog
>fuck it
>lame foreplay on each other
>get to fucking
>she’s chubbier naked which was unfortunate
>dog was whining while we were fucking which was messing with me
>give her a good dicking for about 15 minutes
>pull out and jerk to completion while still wearing a condom
>she said it was a great fuck
>i feel like it was meh but thanks
>she goes to the bathroom and comes back to find me fully dressed and ready to leave
>she goes “i thought we could atleast cuddle for a bit…”
>say sorry but i gotta go, it’s getting late
>it was only like 11pm lol
>leave and regret what i did
>kind of fucked with me because I ended up in a dry spell for a while and kept thinking that my last fucking was mediocre
>the kicker is she really did have that same fuck ass tapestry like in OPs pic
>but luckily I don’t remember there being a bad smell, and if it did smell I probably wouldn’t have fucked her
>I’ve only ever had 2 one night stands and that was the worse one of the two

>>939321349 (OP)
Lost my virginity to a Korean prostitute who was older than twice my age at the time (21).

>>939354556
ass/pussy/stomach/tits don't bother me, in fact maybe even the face doesn't but there's just something about women legs/arms that is revolting to me

This is my view every night, but I’m not complaining.

>>939321349 (OP)
You should very obviously not have sex with someone you don't find attractive. However, if you weren't a closed-minded permavirgin, you might one day discover for yourself that sinking your dick into a girl with a little bit of chub is absolutely sublime.
No one likes a morbidly obese, unkempt body, obviously, but curves are a defining train of femininity. Thick thighs, fat riding on the hips, a little tummy roll, thick delicious ass, FAT fucking tits. It's literally the beauty standard that most civilizations hold for women. It's what a woman who is fertile, well-fed, and well-fucked is supposed to look like. It's sexy.
And if you don't agree, and exclusively want to fuck tiny, anorexia-laden women, you might as well just go fuck a skinny little flat-chested twink bc you are a tremendous flamer.

Plump women are softer, warmer, have nice juicy pussies that invite you in and swallow your cock up. Skinny women are nice to look at, but they lack a certain primal, gratifying quality when you actually get them in bed. You need something to grab and mangle and smack around. Fucking a skinny woman is like drinking a Diet Coke. I can see why you might choose it over nothing or if the original is somehow impractical/unwise for you to drink, but it will never. NEVER. measure up to the original.

God, I love big fat jiggling titties and ass, anon. I love them so very much.

>>939359513
Very Nice

Oddly I've always had a difficult time with pudgy girls or land whales. Theres deff dry spells I've had where I lower my standards and end up almost always striking out. Then things pick up with a babe under 120lbs and that's that

I fucked her a few times. No regrets, no shame. She was a great fuck. Very submissive, would let me do any and everything. She's dead now unfortunately, or I'd probably still be plapping that

>>939327345
The only sex I truely enjoy besides blowjobs is when a thin girl gets on top and humps me, not rides me, meaning she flattens her tits on my chest and we just melt together the important part is she needs to do all the work while I hold her in a hug

>>939336097
First true architect itt

>>939356320
based Ragnarok Online Priest player.
Play Fenrir Saga with me right now.

sex doesn't interest me anymore and hasn't in about a decade (i'm in my 30s)

>>939364721
I don't think it was a UFO.

>>939321349 (OP)
This is me with some fat Indian chick I know. Good thing she's just a side bitch really. No way in hell would I legit date a cow.

>>939321947
How the hell did you not know you got the clap retard? You thought the burning was just a bonus?

>>939322035
Yeah faggot we know

>>939322369
That's why you don't fuck a fat bitch raw idiot.

>>939322627
This is my hell lately
>working out more so im seeing more hot bitches, but they're uppity
>fat bitches from my past constantly hitting me up and talking about hanging out

Shits so damn easy but goddamn I want to fuck a decent size chick every now and then. Most of my sexcapades have been with overweight women.

>>939366713
>hurrdurr what does asymptomatic mean?
Covid had taught you nothing, youre even more retarded than you were pre 2020

>>939323774
>300 pounds

Goddamn nigga...

>>939326189
>situationship is a fat bitch
>she worships me because her culture trained her to obey men

Truly a catch 22 lads.

>>939330092
I'm fucking dying cause the white noise I have on is lightning and rain lmao

>>939345410
This. Hard for me to nut if I jack off regularly. No pussy is tight enough, but if I go 3 or 4 days without, I'm shooting buckets. I remember once I went like 3 months without and when I fucked a chick I damn near had to use my shirt to clean up the massive puddle in my car seat.

>>939352793
Because guys are fucking retarded and reward a bitch out of sunken costs. I know I can get pussy so if you're fucking up in a relationship then I'll cut the sex real quick.

>>939366804
I'm not a fucking retard like you giving pork to a bitch raw. Don't try your hurr durr shit on me when a dipshit like you couldnt even wrap it with a fat bitch with a septum, shit you learn day 1 in science class. Truly nigger tier logic.

>>939352793
I used to live like this before I got my shit together, and had plenty of sex. The key was not to be as ugly inside as outside.

>>939367077
>hurrdurr everyone that replies to me is the same retard i was talking to years ago
Youre doubling down on the retard, champ.

I fuck fat sluts constantly. There's my story.

>>939367009
my mom was born 5 minutes away from a nuclear blast

>>939367306
Once again faggot it's not my fault you're a retard. Doesn't matter if it was then or now, do you see any other dudes saying they got an STI from not wrapping up with a fat bitch? I know you're truly nigger tier of smart because you're actually defending your stupid choices by first trying to use Covid stats with an STI and then saying I'm doubling down for calling you a retard which you clearly are. Whatcha gonna do next? Chimp out on being called out more?

>>939321349 (OP)
I could not get hard. My peepee simply said "no".

>>939368291
Ive never had the clap. You cant read.

>>939368439
No we read that you got an STD. Not even the faggot you're replying to but he's right.

You suck at this humble bragging shit.
What's next? You gonna ignore how she was actually the neighborhood bicycle to get by "cause they can't work"?
What a shining white knight. Mf never seen combat and still told us how he really is a stupid nigger.

>>939368439
Seriously, how tf you gonna backtrack written words like it's the telephone game on here?
We have eyes faggot. You even gave your girl an STD. And still fucked an infected fatty.
Ik this isn't even larp cause yall are actually proud of this shit irl too. Some of yall simp for pokimane so hard it's not a wonder you retards live on here to talk the dumbest larpfagging stories possible.

>>939368439
Fuck.off.back.to.reddit

>>939368291
>>939368757
>same insults
>same sentence structure
>same illiteracy
>hurrdurr nta
Samefag

Never fucked a fat (and I never will), but my ex wife had that exact wall hanging.

>>939321349 (OP)
Of course. And hoping to rail another fat bitch soon

>>939321349 (OP)
What the fuck my hamplanet ex had this exact wall blanket. And can confirm the sex was worse than masturbating. I have a short tight gf now and shit is night and day. Don't date fat chicks, boys. They're worse than worthless.

>>939368818
Because you have eyes but what good are they if you dont use them?

>>939321349 (OP)
Mixed bag depending on the personality of the person.

>If they're more of a self starter and have a work ethic of ANY kind
Its pretty freakin good. They're not lazy enough to let their gooches and asses stink to high heaven. They will put effort into giving you a good time and in general are more active, even at larger body proportion. Plaps from this type are best because all the possible negatives other than maybe the fat itself aren't present. Its just soft booty meat and recoil

>If they're lazy or sit around on tiktok all day, you're fucked.
No sense of hygiene or care for sexual partner. Have worse eating habits overall which makes gooch taste like plastic even if they did wash. Starfish is common and they often aren't good at head, so only real redeeming quality is maybe tits if shes got them.

Dating apps are terrible for finding good partners because its all superficial before the meet up. You can't make judgement call decisions on personality or habits because you can't see them through a screen. Organic interaction is the only way, because the vetting occurs naturally in whatever context you find yourself in. It just saves everyones time instead of milling around for a few weeks until you find out more about the other person that is incompatible

>>939322303
Yeah real fun fucking a pile of skin and fat that resembles nothing close to a woman, and doesn't move because she's exhausted from being fat. Nah I don't fuck fat bitches. I don't even fuck chubby bitches anymore, cause they can't keep up.

>>939358370
42 for an asian isn't much

>>939321349 (OP)
Some fag posted him and his wife on here

>>939370976
hot af
peak female form

>>939371177
No

>>939373095
cope and seethe

>>939373322
Seething since we will never an NFL line up with these monsters nude and sweaty

>>939321349 (OP)
>be me
>20, finally moved out of parents' house with a friend
>had only had sex once
>now that I'm out of parents' house time to smash on the reg
>but don't know how to meet girls
>look for single girls using MySpace
>message every one I find
>only one answers
>pretty cute but notice all the pics are taken with the classic MySpace angle
>beggars can't be choosers
>talk a while, she's into the same weird shit I am
>ask if she wants to meet
>she says yes but warns me she's a bigger girl
>tell her no big deal
>we meet
>she's 500lbs if she's a pound
>again, beggars can't be choosers
>we make out and I hump her massive thigh till I cum
>feel disgusted with myself as the post nut clarity hits like a brick
>ghost her
>cut to a year later
>me and bro are IM'ing and exchanging memes
>he sends me one
>it's the girl I met on MySpace with her belly photoshopped as a monster
>ask him where he found it
>he said YLYL thread on /b/
>mfw I have no face
Pic related

>>939323827
Lost

>>939373834
Kek

>>939358331
I've never had the nerve to do that to a girl.. use her and just leave her like that cold and needing. But maybe that's just me, a stupid little softie. You could imagine though how something like that could fuck with her inside.

>>939322303
do you lack basic reading comprehension you mouth breathing moron. no one said anythiing contrary to this. we're talkign about a hookup with an ugly fat bitch who probably smells. you absolute retard

>>939321673
Fr I remember it was my first time and she asked how it was after and I told her my hand was better killed my sex drive for a month

>>939378318
i'm a regular guy who does regular guy things, like go to work, play video games, and get into casual fights with old friends

>>939321673
reminder that fat chicks fuck gigantic dildos and their pussies are looser than your grandma's dentures

>>939321349 (OP)
I fuck fat chicks like it’s a charity. I figure I’m doing them a favor and I like to see if I can find the biggest fattest tits in my area code. Zero regrets.