>>149956598

>You're so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck.

Genius! You truly are a master of speech.
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Okay fuck her and fuck this shit, she can rot for all I care. Worst friend a guy could ask for.

>Leave her alone, you got better things to do, like playing CoC

Yeah fuck that hoe, I'm gonna go do something else. I don't know what "CoC" is but I have something else in mind anyways.
You decide to browse /f/ for any neat flashes.

What do you find?