>>938680289
>be wageslave, boss is a real cunt
>coworkers are dogshit
>decide to DGAF about them, and quiet-quit 'til I inevitably get fired
>then one day...
>get pulled into office before shift starts
>terminated.gif
>"Sweet! :D Thank you! Take care!" hand over badge and key, then walk out
>get approved for $300/mo in food gibs, get free medicaid insurance from the state, get $400/wk in cash gibs from Unemployment (but they've said they're going to raise my amount)
>gym cuts me a deal on membership because I don't have a job
>get free entry into museums by showing my EBT card
>get offered "vocational rehabilitation" where govt can help with career development, getting new skills, transportation costs to and from school, tuition costs, etc. in addition to FAFSA
>have all the time in the world to read books, go see movies, or do literally anything

Shit's pretty sweet. I can totally understand why niggers do this instead of working and contributing to society