>>64351982
>state trooper pulls me over in my hooptie
>marches up to my window
>left face
>ATTEENNNNTION, CITIZEN
>DO YEW KNOW WHY I STOPPED YEW?
>uhh no?
>THAT'LL BE NO SIR, TRY AGAIN CITIZEN
>Uhhh no sir
>THATS MORE LIKE IT. I STOPPED YEW BECAUSE THAT ANIME PILLOW IN YOUR BACK WINDOW IS OBSTRUCTING YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR
>oh sorry... sir?
>DO I SMELL CUM IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW?
>n-no sir
>ARE YOU ARMED, CITIZEN?
>squirms in my seat
>y-yes?
>HAND ME YOUR SIDEARM. SLOWLY CITIZEN
>WHAT IN FUCKS NAME IS THIS CITIZEN
>A TISAS 1911 WITH GWEN TENNYSON GRIPS? IN A BIKINI? THAT IS A CHILD. I AM APPALED
>y-y-yes sir. Sorry sir :(
>STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE
>DROP RIGHT NOW AND GIVE ME SOME PUSH UPS CITIZEN. PUSH UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO GET YOUR MIND OUT OF MY GUTTER