I met this gorgeous broad going past on the escalator the other day - a gift from above!
she was so well endowed, that when she reached the bottom, her piercing got snagged in the floor and she was sucked into the machinery!
Talk about getting swept off your feet! I dove in after her and made my move.
man, was she weird!
she thought coffee was a covid symptom!
I said, "wow, babe, you're looking fine. won't you slither back to mine?"
All of the sudden, fourteen fighter jets took off from the top of her head!
almost pulled me ripcord dodging enemy fire - spook!
I said, "does that happen often??"
she said, "yeah, I'm a chronic carrier!"