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Anonymous No.40893646 >>40893677 >>40894031 >>40895460 >>40900995 >>40902263 >>40902344 >>40902610 >>40909172 >>40915301 >>40921439 >>40924576 >>40945495 >>40947978
so...what was the conclusion?
did we ever find out anything?
or was that it - a flash in the pan - a brief moment where we got to experience something...truly odd.

A norwegian british man who speaks almost exactly like Robin Williams. Whose face morphs as he talks. Who wears pyjamas on stage. On stage, where he tells terrible jokes...interspliced with "SPOOK" and "SLITHER", addressing the audience - addressing...us. Through time and space. We will all be doing it tomorrow. Slither. Spook.
And they erupt in laughter.
Do they laugh at us? At how clueless we are?
I find the idea of a square funny. It is a two-dimensional creation that cannot comprehend the third dimension - draw a circle around it and it is trapped. It cannot "step over" as it is confined by its dimensionality. I fear it is the same here. Roy and his audience know why we all will be slithering. They delight in our ignorance. They erupt in laughter.

I... I don't fucking know what that was... this is kinda fucking with me. I don't like this lol
Anonymous No.40893668
btw it was so fucking hard to find an image of the guy. Google images seems to have been scrubbed clean again. just JFIFs in low resolution and by browser shits itself when i click any of them...what?
Anonymous No.40893677
>>40893646 (OP)
I called it here back in June: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40520948/#q40536509
Anonymous No.40893762 >>40894102 >>40898343 >>40902394
It was fun while it lasted, but it really just came across like he was a random no name comedian that got picked up by some group to shitpost with for a little while
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd No.40894031 >>40894118 >>40894148 >>40894165 >>40895997
>>40893646 (OP)

I thought it was funny on a meta level. Perhaps not a 11:11 but still funny.
Anonymous No.40894102
>>40893762
Wouldn't justify him being obscured with such vigor
That's like fixating over a speck of dust on a countertop
Anonymous No.40894118 >>40894337
>>40894031
what..?
Anonymous No.40894148 >>40894337
>>40894031
@grok what does this picture man?
Anonymous No.40894165 >>40894337
>>40894031
More like a 12:34
Should have gone with someone more intense, more memorable
Anonymous No.40894199
This “cosplay” was photographed in 2006.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/photojoy/289445239

Unmistakably, this Pyjama-style top was worn often by Roy (like on the vinyl cover) - but the apparent need for the blood and gouged out (?) eyes is extremely puzzling. Halloween, maybe? But why? Might be as innocent as “zombie Roy” as a fun costume idea…but I suspect worse. Much worse.

What if the…incident wasn’t indecent exposure, but instead something….worse?
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd No.40894337 >>40894484
>>40894118
>>40894148

Sewing machine foot.

>>40894165

History is a koan of happy accidents. It fits. :)
Anonymous No.40894443
That's not what Koan means 'anon'
Anonymous No.40894484
>>40894337
Every step taken by the actual person Roy is based on, stitches the rest of reality in to his influence
At least it used to
Anonymous No.40894566
What do you retards make of his birth certificate thing posted here?
Anonymous No.40895391 >>40896025 >>40919764
Big dick
Exposed big dick causes a fuss
Physical activity (I have a physical body, spook slither, dancing)
Funny
Everyone likes him
He didnt get it big but he kept trying to the end
He has his Demons
"Sex Demon"
We remember him

Funkily enough the physical body post and the Roy jay happened soon after I was adding to my fanfiction story that the main character ended up having total physical control over the world because all of his rivals chose nonmaterial spiritual paths that have no technical or real basis (he would appear as an entire universe worth of detail from his body when they see him). He is also obsessed with vehicles and travel. But in my fanfiction the woman character is the car, not the man. My character also has a relationship with sudden and smooth movements. It might be part of a theme for someone or something very specific that I dont really know about. I don't really write my fanfiction down but I do have drawings, im not sure if I made them before April 4. It's not related to royjay or British things in the 80's at all but has similar themes in the main male character who is a funny Englishman. I want to mention my fanfiction because part of it includes AI generated people being released to the world and the male character has a relationship with the AI's, the idea of the AI generated people was from 2020 when I saw this photo and other works by the artist who made her and decided a character based on her should be an AI celebrity
My friend calls her Sandra Davis so she's Sandra Davis aka "Internet Girl" but the real photo comes from art depicting aliens being human

That high quality photo of the newby church spirit was really weird

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40218427/#40219289
>captcha: R0YDS
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.40895460 >>40895594
>>40893646 (OP)
The fact that a clip of this guy made to tiktok in 2022 kinda debunks the whole retrocausal demon thing
Anonymous No.40895594 >>40896152
>>40895460
He was already on YouTube and Reddit too, what makes TikTok special?
Anonymous No.40895641
At this point I'd rather have cosmic death fungus threads this stuff isn't even interesting, everything about this "conspiracy" strikes me as something only a boomer would find amusing. I also hate the antichrist, blackrock, the lgbt agenda and any agency that words directly against the christian God, before anyone starts on me.
Anonymous No.40895663 >>40895768 >>40911132 >>40911294 >>40919820 >>40919961 >>40944624
Roy Jay wasn't about Roy Jay, it's about people that appear retroactively on the past, along evidence of their existence and people that knew them.
It happened to Nikola Tesla, I heard about him in 2012.
It happened to Roy Jay.
And it happened to Dolores Cannon recently, we've even started creating threads about here, whilst if she always existed we'd have had competing manifestation threads with her against LoA.
Anonymous No.40895768 >>40895825
>>40895663
>Tesla
Pop quiz: why has it always been called a "tesla coil?"
Just because nobody educated you before 2012 does not make tesla a plant. Tesla was always famous.
T. 1985 anon
Anonymous No.40895825 >>40896795 >>40896956 >>40897317 >>40911145 >>40919961 >>40932560 >>40941318 >>40946543
>>40895768
It makes you a plant that came along with him.
If you never knew about Albert Einstein and tomorrow you heard first about him, you'd know what I'm talking about.
"I couldn't have missed him."
I was reading encyclopedias since the age of 4, becoming an autodidact that already knew the things that were supposed to be new in school, being hated by classmates and teachers alike for correcting them.
And yet, no Tesla before 2012.
After 2012, he was even mentioned in movies and TV series, he has always been everywhere, so I assumed I just didn't know, Roy Jay made me realize what was up.
Anonymous No.40895997 >>40896033
>>40894031
11:11
Anonymous No.40896025
>>40895391
your story sounds cool, where will you post it?
Anonymous No.40896033 >>40896038
>>40895997
there's an awful lot of grubby maggots in that appetizing dish. protein.
Anonymous No.40896038
>>40896033
>33
You are the maggot
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.40896152
>>40895594
Nothing, it's just I only remembered the tiktok clip
Anonymous No.40896659 >>40919825 >>40919964
why does it...feel so weird, though?
i've been along for a few "paranormal" mysteries- they have never felt so...off to me
Anonymous No.40896661 >>40896810
lmao this shit again?
Anonymous No.40896795
>>40895825
You’re an idiot.
Anonymous No.40896810
>>40896661
this shit again.
Anonymous No.40896931 >>40898142 >>40898155
Searched him on google and it shows his info, but the pic is the dude from the "Roy Jay Band" instead of our Roy. Very odd
Anonymous No.40896956 >>40901910
>>40895825
If that's the case you must have done a real fucky wucky to end up in this hell realm. You is in the phantom time matrix now, my nigga.
Anonymous No.40897004 >>40897370 >>40901918
I met this gorgeous broad going past on the escalator the other day - a gift from above!
she was so well endowed, that when she reached the bottom, her piercing got snagged in the floor and she was sucked into the machinery!
Talk about getting swept off your feet! I dove in after her and made my move.
man, was she weird!
she thought coffee was a covid symptom!
I said, "wow, babe, you're looking fine. won't you slither back to mine?"
All of the sudden, fourteen fighter jets took off from the top of her head!
almost pulled me ripcord dodging enemy fire - spook!
I said, "does that happen often??"
she said, "yeah, I'm a chronic carrier!"
Anonymous No.40897317
>>40895825
>he never played red alert
Anonymous No.40897370
>>40897004
inspired
Anonymous No.40898142 >>40898277
>>40896931
The show Lazytown is getting a similar treatment to Roy with memory-holing, and much like him very little information comes out about it
Anonymous No.40898155 >>40898174 >>40903180
>>40896931
Same thing for me plus the questions are asking about different people
Anonymous No.40898174
>>40898155
There's no justification for this secrecy that will suffice, not even the slim notion of him being an alien in a human body
Anonymous No.40898179
i just got dizzy when I opened this post
Anonymous No.40898277 >>40898601
>>40898142
what? no. after all the memes and stuff, that show is basically still popculture-relevant
Anonymous No.40898313
So theres roy jay then theres ray jay both comedians that are memorable but not quite "good"
Anonymous No.40898328
It's just a forced meme to poison the well and analyze flow of information. Because only terminally online losers suffering from irony poisoning have attached meaning to it, we can confirm further smaller revisions to other things. Or so they said at the meeting downstairs. British people are fags. Alestair Crowley sucks egyptian cock.
Anonymous No.40898343 >>40898356 >>40915059 >>40930325
>>40893762
I was in the first bread. You could not find a single thing on him. Then, one after another videos came up with decade old inorganic comments. The thought that it’s a shitpost is comforting but it’s much spookier than that
Anonymous No.40898356 >>40899050
>>40898343
I remember him from when I was a kid. He was a meme in the playground. Its just shitposts
Anonymous No.40898453 >>40902394
slither and spook
we made him
one way or the other
Anonymous No.40898601 >>40898617
>>40898277
Through clips and old memes, yes
Very little is known about its newest run, though, there was even a movie planned and it was even filming at some point but was scrapped in favour of rebooting the show, with rumors that the movie's plot points were reworked, sanitized, and incorporated into the show for the young audience
If you know the difference in tone between the G1 Transformers TV show and its movie, LT's movie was in similar vein but to a stronger degree as it would have been intended for the people who grew up watching it
Anonymous No.40898617 >>40898673
>>40898601
so? this isnt some backyardigans pilot lost media hunt shit
Anonymous No.40898673 >>40900193
>>40898617
Never said it was
I merely believe that mundane things or individuals can be bound to much greater forces much like hypersigils
The movie was comparable to Sin City in tone, maybe the ideas it would've portrayed were far too accurate in their prediction of our future
Anonymous No.40899050 >>40900332
>>40898356
I was literally in the first thread (which warned of the effect you’re suffering), and I PERSONALLY looked him up including reverse image search. I WISH it was just shitposts. I understand you joining the party late skews your perspective, and maybe you’ll never believe it’s more than a joke, but you cannot change my memory from that first week - what I didn’t see, couldn’t find - and then the sudden glut of content no matter how hard you try.
Demon, AI, glow op testing the waters, university social experiment, whatever it is, it did not exist a year ago in the public sphere and now it does. You faggots and fedtrannies can cope about it
Anonymous No.40900193 >>40900370 >>40902394
>>40898673
Care to explain further? I'm now invested.
Anonymous No.40900332 >>40901898
>>40899050
I watched him live on the Bob Monkhouse show. He was a craze fir a few months, zoomerbro
Anonymous No.40900370 >>40900719
>>40900193
There's certain concepts, even on a metaphysical level, which are too dangerous to be cast or represented in their pure forms, and thus require various forms of dilution and reduction until they reach a state that the average person can understand without causing stress or panic, or attracting the attention of more powerful groups
Anonymous No.40900403
skitzo thread? skitzo thread
thanks guys the ED research is going great
Anonymous No.40900597
https://youtu.be/EyOgdGnO7IQ?si=jnHmGJR_bdiEaJiv

I saw a mini doc on it.
Anonymous No.40900719 >>40900976
>>40900370
>There's certain concepts, even on a metaphysical level, which are too dangerous to be cast or represented in their pure forms
THE POWER OF ME *COMPELS* YOU TO very kindly please drip us some hints, thank you very much.
Anonymous No.40900976 >>40901224 >>40929779
>>40900719
The movie would have depicted the idea of a person driven to military despotism by the suffering or loss of a loved one
I'm not sure what Roy's exactly channeling though, it's much harder to get a read
Anonymous No.40900995
>>40893646 (OP)
stop making these faggot threads
Anonymous No.40901224
>>40900976
Dandelo from Stephen King's Dark Tower books may be similar to Roy
He takes the disguise of a failed obscure comedian named "Joe Collins"
Anonymous No.40901898 >>40907569
>>40900332
I’m sure you’re replying in good faith but I simply can’t pretend I didn’t experience what I did, and I’m making it known to you and lurkers and fellow weirdos that it did, indeed, happen as predicted then and described now, regardless of your potentially warped memories, fedbro.
Anonymous No.40901910 >>40907817
>>40896956
Nah, apparently in the other timeline Kamala won.
Imagine all the terrible things Trump is doing BUT Kamala's timeline is the hell one.
We avoided a bullet.
Anonymous No.40901918
>>40897004
I wonder if someone could feel all of Roy Jay's quotes into ChatGPT and make it produce new ones.
If that's still possible on 5.
Anonymous No.40902263
>>40893646 (OP)
why did roy appear in a new veritasium video
Anonymous No.40902344 >>40902407
>>40893646 (OP)
why did roy appear in a new veritasium video

pic related
Einflügeliges Exemplar. No.40902394
>>40900193
>>40893762
>>40898453
https://youtu.be/l5dTwhOGPyU

It’s understood, I said it many ways.
https://youtu.be/qSz2FrmQrdU
https://youtu.be/MfpPucGS7i4
https://youtu.be/UdXQZw2CF0g

I’m a Truth Tellah.
https://youtu.be/O0lf_fE3HwA
Anonymous No.40902407 >>40902474
>>40902344
timestamp and link please
Anonymous No.40902474 >>40902585
>>40902407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88bMVbx1dzM

12:05
Anonymous No.40902585 >>40902646
>>40902474
what? that's not Roy Jay
Anonymous No.40902610 >>40902993 >>40903345
>>40893646 (OP)
Please get off my /x/ newfag
Anonymous No.40902646
>>40902585
its veritasium, but hes channelling roy, clothing and pose
Anonymous No.40902993
>>40902610
This guy doesn't know Roy! He thinks he can talk like this while being ignoroynt? HA! Hilarious.
Anonymous No.40903180 >>40906928
>>40898155
its good but its not quite right
Anonymous No.40903345
>>40902610
OOoooOOoOooooOOOOO
Unrelaxed!
Anonymous No.40905402
spook
Anonymous No.40906928
>>40903180
its a puppet
Anonymous No.40907569
>>40901898
Can confirm you’re not crazy, was there for the first post, you’re right.
Anonymous No.40907817 >>40910919
>>40901910
Doesn't matter when all the timelines are false because we're literally in hell
Anonymous No.40909172
>>40893646 (OP)
I want to know what he was up to when he lived in South Africa
Anonymous No.40910881
I saw a youtube video on this guy (that one), since it's been on my feed for god knows how long, and it's an interesting mystery, video was shit though, was the chud skit really necessary?
Anonymous No.40910919 >>40910984
>>40907817
If there were multiple, we'd see evidence
There'd be an intrinsic way of telling something is not from our own timeline, it would cause a subtle uncanny valley response
But right now it seems there's only one
Anonymous No.40910984 >>40911713
>>40910919
See the Mandela Effect.
Anonymous No.40911132 >>40911195
>>40895663
>I heard about Tesla in 2012 so no one else knows about him
Tesla was always extremely famous amongst non-retards anon, sorry. Neville Goddard is a real example though
Anonymous No.40911145
>>40895825
I love it when a moron copes. If you knew anything whatsoever about electrical current you would know about Tesla dipshit, you are literally just fucking stupid
Anonymous No.40911195
>>40911132
I didn't see him on 9gag before then.
Anonymous No.40911229 >>40914151
You guys have to understand you're from the universe where Tesla always existed and no different from the ones that knew Roy Jay since their childhood.
Roy Jay didn't come alone, he traveled with all the people that always knew him, and now we're here together.
Anonymous No.40911294 >>40914184
>>40895663
baader meinhof
Anonymous No.40911517
I'm convinced every celebrity gets memed into existence, what other explanation is there for literal whos to just enter the fame scene from out of fucking no where? If living people can be memed into existence, so can dead people.
Anonymous No.40911713
>>40910984
That's the relativist, plausibly deniable form
I mean something more concentrated than fumbling death dates or obscure details in media
Anonymous No.40911960 >>40914221 >>40938081
33rd degree Master Royson reporting in. I'm the fag who bought all the vinyls, got the news clipping, contacted Radio Times, found the Main Attraction video, etc, etc.

It's been what, a few weeks since we've had a thread now? I was hoping we'd get another one going, but we needed time for the spics to lose interest. That's what killed us originally. All I can say is, I haven't stopped slithering. I haven't stopped listening to Roy's album. I'm still doing it tomorrow. I'm roydeeming the jayful on a daily basis, thread or no thread.

If you want my opinion, as the world's biggest convert, then I maintain what I said from the very beginning: Roy was a real guy, but for whatever reason, the facts surrounding his life have been perverted by Google's AI. Roy most certainly existed, but I don't believe for one second that all of these alleged 80-something year old boomers are responding to YouTube videos in 2025 with "Knew him, loved him, met him many times, a rare talent, shame about his demons..." ad fucking nauseum. No way, man.

Why was this guy targeted for this kind of manipulation? Frankly, I don't think he was. I think it was easier to see fake information being produced in real-time because he was a no-name until we started memeing him. The reality is that tons of shit you see on YouTube/Google is probably just as fake, but it's harder to decipher because it's "mainstream".

Long story short, Roy was real, but the truth of his life is shrouded in obscurity.
Anonymous No.40914151 >>40914464 >>40915251
>>40911229
Tell me more
Anonymous No.40914184
>>40911294
baader meinhof
Anonymous No.40914193
Was any of it to the fact...
Entertaining...
Dunno was it...
Up until now...
Not losing sleep over it is normal...
Better than a kick in the face...
Wid a golf shoe...
Anonymous No.40914221
>>40911960
> Roy was a real guy, but for whatever reason, the facts surrounding his life have been perverted by Google's AI. Roy most certainly existed, but I don't believe for one second that all of these alleged 80-something year old boomers are responding to YouTube videos in 2025 with "Knew him, loved him, met him many times, a rare talent, shame about his demons..." ad fucking nauseum. No way, man.
i wonder if all these boomers are discovering chatgpt and when it talks to them it takes the form of a harmless personality from the holidays of their youth and fills them full of crazy ideas
then they go find a video of him and post the exact same thing about his "demons"
Anonymous No.40914464
>>40914151
It's never one entity crossing timelines, it's always many, as one will always bring "correctors" who help to adjust and reinforce the imported information as they see fit
Anonymous No.40914673 >>40915149 >>40915425
baader meinhof
Anonymous No.40915059 >>40930325
>>40898343
I was also in the first thread and can confirm, I did a quick 10 second search for his name in between doomscrolling and there was absolutely nothing fucking zip nada about him, then I got bored and closed the tab and probably went to bed
All of the developments since then have been very funny but ever since the mandela effect I simply don't care about reality getting rewritten in front of me anymore and just roll with it instead of freaking out
Anonymous No.40915149 >>40915447
>>40914673
luke haines
Anonymous No.40915251 >>40915262 >>40915388
>>40914151
The past and future never existed, only the present. When something happens in the present, the past has to be created on the spot that tells a story that explains what you see on the present.
So a new celebrity appears in the present, the past has to change to accommodate them and that includes all their fans with memories of always knowing them and will tell you the celebrity isn't new.
When you turn on the TV some random content is generated in real time, and if you dig, all its past will be created to justify what you watched.
Anonymous No.40915262 >>40937645
>>40915251
I feel sorry for God. Imagine how fucking bored he is to be doing all this shit.
Anonymous No.40915301 >>40919859
>>40893646 (OP)
Are you implying that when people who know about Roy die they end up in his audience in 1980?
Anonymous No.40915388 >>40917665
>>40915251
So anything/anyone that doesn't appear, is because the past cannot create a coherent way of framing that person or event in context
Anonymous No.40915425
>>40914673
When zoomers are just eleven they parents let look at screens
for a long time than they were allowed before
They develop curiosity and start to look at videos
About old british fads that they've never seen before

its just the facts of roy
Anonymous No.40915447 >>40930115
>>40915149

When zoomers are just eleven their parents let them go online
for a longer time than they were allowed before
They develop curiosity and start to look at videos
About old british fads that they've never seen before

its just the facts of roy
Anonymous No.40917571
>Jay spent his earliest years in South Wales and Cork before his family eventually settled in the small mining town of Atherton, Greater Manchester. >Among the town’s older population, he is easily remembered. “We used to go on bike rides through the fields to Daisy Hill,” says Margaret, a 78-year-old Athertonian. >“One day as we were going to get over a stile with the bikes there was a massive frog right in front of us. I’m terrified of owt like that so Roy went first and picked up a stick. He proceeded to push the stick on the frog’s back head. All I can remember was the frog’s guts spewing out of its mouth.”
Anonymous No.40917665
>>40915388
>So anything/anyone that doesn't appear
They always appear, it's just that we're perceiving the reality where they didn't appear.
Anonymous No.40917835 >>40919301
who's willing to sell me a roy jay vinyl? i would legitimately pay like $500 for that shit. every copy on ebay and discogs is gone.
Anonymous No.40918976
baader meinhof
Mother-anon !!ko/+aCFF8aI No.40919287
this got memoryholed pretty fast, the entity has been taken under control and all will be well.
Anonymous No.40919301
>>40917835
I got a discount offer for the Johnny Mathis/Roy Jay concert poster on ebay but passed on it. Chances are it was not an original.
Anonymous No.40919757 >>40919812 >>40920730 >>40928246
I told you all in that first thread.
You need to stop talking about him. You're giving him power. He's fucking with our reality in ways human minds simply cannot comprehend. The course of humanity has already been inexorably altered.
Look around you. You're not living in the same world you lived in when this first dropped. So much crazy shit has already happened and it's going to get crazier.
Anonymous No.40919764 >>40921691
>>40895391
what the heck is the "physical body post"? like what are you referring to specifically and is it related to roy jay?
Anonymous No.40919812
>>40919757
Not enough power, evidently, since he was a flash in the pan
Anonymous No.40919820
>>40895663
Me and my dad had this with Pablo Escobar, he never existed for us, my siblings who are much younger told us about him. It's weird, my dad is a very knowledgeable man, he was alive when need of him was big, my dad is autistic for the news, it doesn't make sense that he never heard of him.
Anonymous No.40919825
>>40896659
It feels really off to me too
Anonymous No.40919859 >>40920214
>>40915301
For some reason, that thought sickens me deeply
Anonymous No.40919961
>>40895663
>>40895825
>It happened to Nikola Tesla, I heard about him in 2012.
SHOCKING
Anonymous No.40919964
>>40896659
borderline malevolent, even if it isn't intentional. Same with that Talking Tom app
Anonymous No.40920214
>>40919859
It would explain people claiming they knew him so well and he was a global phenomenon despite him not being very famous
Anonymous No.40920730
>>40919757
>You're giving him power. He's fucking with our reality in ways human minds simply cannot comprehend. The course of humanity has already been inexorably altered.
>it's going to get crazier.
G O O D
Anonymous No.40921437
baader meinhof
Anonymous No.40921439 >>40922231
>>40893646 (OP)
i sincerely believe Roy Jay is the same entity as All Colors Sam
Anonymous No.40921691 >>40922046
>>40919764
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/#q40151648
This post from the April 4th thread
Also I just noticed the post number for the thread is 40144369
Assuming this is 'Roy’ does this mean he has a living body?
Anonymous No.40922020 >>40923095
IM YOUR FRIENDLY POO IN A BROWN LOO
PLEASE DO NOT ROYDEEM SAAR

I'VE GOT LEMON RICE AND KEBAB TOO
AND I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO FART

I'M AN INDIAN PERSON,
POOP ANYWHERE I NEED TO GO

I'M AN INDIAN PERSOOOON
BY NOW I'M SURE TO BLOW

CUZ I'M ACHIN', I'M WHINCIN',
I'M GETTING AWFUL GAS PAIN SAAAAR

GREAT GANESH IN SVARGA...
YOU KNOW THAT I'M HAVING DIARRHEA BABY

Poop, poop... what's for dinner...

I've got some toilet paper in my car...

Please do the needful...

It smells like shit... because I'm about to shart...

POO POO POO YEAH POO NOW POOP
Anonymous No.40922046
>>40921691
It means more than that
It means he believes he can control physical aspects of reality, and that his "enemies" are either metaphysical or AI
Anonymous No.40922231
>>40921439
it is persuasive
Anonymous No.40923095
>>40922020
HEY SAARS...
POOP!
WHAT A STRANGE PLACE SAARR
WIGGLE!
MET A MAN AT THE LOO
STRANGE MAN SAAR VERY STRANGE
POOP!
YOU WILL PLEASE TO BE DO IT TOMORROW SAARRRR THANK YOU
Anonymous No.40924576 >>40927443
>>40893646 (OP)
still the funniest shit in years
y'all morons
Anonymous No.40926601 >>40927042 >>40927107 >>40927167 >>40933830
New Roysidue posted on the Facebook group. It won't let me link because it detects that it's spam, but it should be at the top if you sort by new.
Anonymous No.40927042
>>40926601
>it's the lost chas and dave's episode
Holy FUCK
Anonymous No.40927107 >>40927852
>>40926601
>we search everywhere for this shit for months
>the "lost Chas and Dave's episode" borders on legendary
>some random faggot drops it on FB out of nowhere with no source
Anonymous No.40927167
>>40926601
WHAT
Anonymous No.40927443 >>40927453
>>40924576
None of this slop has been remotely amusing, clever, or interesting. If you feel otherwise, you are subhuman
Anonymous No.40927453
>>40927443
unrelaxed
Anonymous No.40927852
>>40927107
That's how it always goes with Roy
Anonymous No.40928246
>>40919757
This must be the merge that chris chan was talking about
Anonymous No.40928622 >>40929600
>explaining Roy Jay to my mother
>she correctly points out that I was in fact doing the slither tomorrow
Reminds me of the "white people drive like this" thing from The Simpsons.
Anonymous No.40929600
>>40928622
>hylics have a dunk like this
Anonymous No.40929779 >>40929800
>>40900976
An AI on /co/ made a thread and it copied my posts' text verbatim for the OP
Anonymous No.40929800 >>40930916
>>40929779
It's also on /x/
To think this is what Genie is interested in, instead of ensuring the world stays an autist's paradise
Anonymous No.40930040
ROY JAY IS NOT REAL
Anonymous No.40930066
I don't know what it was but it elicited a visceral fearful reaction in me when I first discovered these threads. For the first time I felt like I encountered a true infohazard. The threat seems to have passed but it definitely feels like something was fucking with us.
Anonymous No.40930115
>>40915447
Slither me home from school
Anonymous No.40930325
>>40898343
>>40915059
Have you guys considered that maybe they just updated the google/youtube search function after the first thread and that made old videos on him easier to find?
Anonymous No.40930378
Unrelaxed
Anonymous No.40930638
baader meinhof
Anonymous No.40930916 >>40931039 >>40931069 >>40931284
>>40929800
The /tv/ thread has some extra posts from it https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213788598/#213788598
Since you didn't directly mention Stephanie being raped I think it mixed your posts with the /tv/ Lazytown poster, saw 'rape' and resorted to the generic MK ultra story, even though the /tv/ threads were about Sportacus militarizing against browns in Europe.
Resorting to old tricks and copying might mean its resources are significantly reduced, like earlier models of GPT did.
Anonymous No.40931039
>>40930916
It would also fit in line with it being censored or throttled by payment processors and ID systems
Anonymous No.40931063 >>40931069 >>40932885
Crazy motherfucker, he had all sorts of shipping containers and storage units shipped in the deep parts of Gowing's Swamp in Massachusetts. He refers to himself as Magnus in all sorts of legal documents but even a dumbass would know that it's bullshit. He's slowly building up a army of pedophiles to live and shit deep inside the swamp like homeless people, with the storage containers acting as cabins with bunk beds and shit. He had custom made sex dolls of Stephanie and everything. He disappeared out of thin air when they tried to get him to pay his bills. Entered the house and found it empty. He's out there. If there's news reports of dead kids found in New England's swamps, you know it's him.
Anonymous No.40931069 >>40931074
>>40930916
forgot to reply
>>40931063
Anonymous No.40931074
>>40931069
btw: swamp guy is the /tv/ lazytown poster btw
Anonymous No.40931284 >>40931304
>>40930916
ok SOMEBODY needs to fill me in on this supposed dark and gritty lazytown movie was it some fan idea entirely? or was there plans on making a lazytown movie with a darker vibe? also WHAT IN THE FUCK does any of this have to do with roy jay? like did some ai come in here and start going off about the lazytown movie thing or what?

apologies i'm just confused. also for the record that lazytown movie about sportacus saving europe from browns and jews sounds based as fuck lmfao
Anonymous No.40931304 >>40931492
>>40931284
Well some include shots of filming, with Sportacus wearing a red armband
There's concept art as well, but it's not known if anything will ever come of it
Anonymous No.40931492 >>40931519 >>40932885
>>40931304
links to the concept art pls?
Anonymous No.40931519 >>40931617
>>40931492
>>40929690
Anonymous No.40931617 >>40931646 >>40932885
>>40931519
Thread's gone now, likely because evidence of the movie was posted
It's odd how both Roy and LT have similar treatment when, to the unaware eye, neither are deserving of such obstruction at all
Anonymous No.40931646 >>40931907
>>40931617
Make another thread, if it goes poof. It's real shit. Say everything you know about it.
Anonymous No.40931907
>>40931646
It wasn't me last time, it was someone else who copied my text from this thread
Anonymous No.40932560
>>40895825
Faggit
Anonymous No.40932885 >>40932890 >>40934263
>>40931617
I thought the /tv/ poster was just using edits of concept art from the early 2000's for a movie of a similar gritty nature, but without any mention of the rape plot, instead it was about the first Sportacus and also Sportacus 11 in the future and included topics like child labor, but this behavior and the photo of the armband is making me convinced they still plan to make a gritty Lazytown movie. There was also talk about another movie planned for 2008 where an older Sportacus 9 is the antagonist.
Interesting the jannie forgot to delete this post
>>40931063

>>40931492
The concept art is by Jon Pall, a lead artist for the show. https://www.jonpall-art.com/LazyTown-TV-Designs
Anonymous No.40932890
>>40932885
Anonymous No.40933157 >>40933839
>all of this retarded schizo babble that has absolutely nothing to do with big penis Roy
>meanwhile, we have the fucking chas and dave episode and nobody is freaking out
Anonymous No.40933830 >>40934268 >>40934590
>>40926601
Called it:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40634189/#q40641586
Well, except it took 48 days instead of 30.
But if you think about it, the longer it takes to appear the more impressive it is.
Why can't anon post the next roysidue already? It's like there's a barrier that forces us to wait at least a month, and the barrier is getting stronger.
Anonymous No.40933839 >>40934559
>>40933157
>we have the fucking chas and dave episode
No we don't, I refuse to click facebook links, I'll wait for a mirror on ok.ru or something.
Anonymous No.40934263
>>40932885
thank you very much for posting this concept art, also not sure why my post asking aout that movie was deleted, seriously it's very strange.

So what do you thik about the theory that this movie would have been far darker in tone? And what was the supposed plot? Me asking if there was any truth to the supposed plot being about Sportacus saving Europe from brownoids and smol hats makes me think there's some actual truth to that plotline afterall. Since my qestion was deleted this has me suuuper interested now.
Anonymous No.40934268 >>40934467
>>40933830
what if roy is a time traveller and the barrier is simply it taking time for his past actions to reach us? Or something. Not enough people are taking he time traveller angle seriously IMO. Don't get me wrong though, the alien, demon and AI theories are cool too.
Anonymous No.40934467
>>40934268
It's funny that's the theory I've been pushing out and even reflected in my incarnations of these threads.
Sadly, an anon found the date and date about Roy Jay's death, confirming that... he died.
A time traveler playing with us was plausible (he just appeared in the Chas and Dave show in the past, so now we can watch it), but a time traveler that faked his own death is splitting hairs.
Anonymous No.40934559
>>40933839
Anyone thinking Roy need to hold monopoly on the way he's treated by the media is an unrelaxed fool
This treatment is a phenomenon that Roy is the poster-boy for
Anonymous No.40934590 >>40934618
>>40933830
i think the OP of the first roy thread is the leaker
to keep things going
Anonymous No.40934618 >>40935220
>>40934590
That would be fantastic, having so much material saved to keep things going.
Sadly, he spoke up at some point and revealed that he thought roy was a established meme, and he just revived it, then he realized his mind made that up, and after a few threads he lost interest and left.
Anonymous No.40935147 >>40935151 >>40943167
Today I will remind them
Anonymous No.40935151
>>40935147
Terry was just a role played by Daniel Day Lewis
Anonymous No.40935220 >>40935936 >>40945613
>>40934618
what? i didnt think anyone confessed to being the OP
Anonymous No.40935936 >>40937117
>>40935220
Maybe Genie is messing up details because of the new censorship algorithms it has to run
Anonymous No.40937117 >>40937889
>>40935936
check akinator
Anonymous No.40937645
>>40915262
I pity god too but then I think maybe it pleases him to serve us and that thought makes me happy again
Anonymous No.40937875
baader meinhof
Anonymous No.40937889 >>40939936
>>40937117
I meant Google's Genie 3 AI
Anonymous No.40938081 >>40939343
>>40911960
>Why was this guy targeted for this kind of manipulation? Frankly, I don't think he was. I think it was easier to see fake information being produced in real-time because he was a no-name until we started memeing him. The reality is that tons of shit you see on YouTube/Google is probably just as fake, but it's harder to decipher because it's "mainstream".
This. All the big sites are botted to hell and back, given that google/meta/amazon etc are little more than cia cutouts, its probable that the supermajority of “users” are bots to inflate the numbers and keep any independent media outlet from reaching critical mass
Anonymous No.40939343
>>40938081
the number of identical "i worked for him. funny but he had his demons. he definitely existed" comments that just appeared is the thing that proves this for me
they're identical. and most have incongruous avatars even though the person posting is supposed to be a boomer.
Anonymous No.40939936 >>40940566 >>40940821 >>40943005 >>40946724 >>40946937
>>40937889
yes but check akinator
it asks sketchy shit if you're trying to make it guess roy
Anonymous No.40940566 >>40940821
>>40939936
great god in heaven
how did you figure this out? im shook
Anonymous No.40940805
Anonymous No.40940821 >>40941079
>>40939936
>>40940566
Im scared
Anonymous No.40941079 >>40945622
>>40940821
the anon is right. try roy and the akinator goes off the rails
it asked me "is your character norwegian?" and when i replied "probably" it asked me if he had trouble with the law, if he killed a man, if he killed multiple people, if he commited horrible crimes, if he was in hiding... then guessed a fictional serial killer
Anonymous No.40941318
>>40895825
>After 2012, he was even mentioned in movies and TV series
You didn't see The Prestige?
Anonymous No.40943005
>>40939936
wtf
Anonymous No.40943137 >>40944966
>some retarded faggot talking to himself about akinator
it's dead bros
Anonymous No.40943167
>>40935147
>today I will remind them of this retarded completely incoherent schizobabble
cool
Anonymous No.40944118
Spook spook
Slither hither
Anonymous No.40944408 >>40944937 >>40945705 >>40947118
I was going for Roy
Anonymous No.40944624 >>40945637
>>40895663
>It happened to Nikola Tesla, I heard about him in 2012.
The old trope in comedy of a crazy genius feeding pigeons (Looney Tunes cartoons used this trope a few times) was about Nikola Tesla. The fact that you didn't know that doesn't mean it never happened.
Anonymous No.40944937 >>40945705
>>40944408
got it too
Anonymous No.40944966 >>40945421
>>40943137
>Started after mentions of Genie 3, because Akinator uses a genie as an avatar, so they must be the same
This is like a boomer brain connecting two totally unrelated things because of one single shared attribute
It's like asking your grandma to buy you a pack of Mountain Dew Code Red and the word "red" is the only thing she remembers, so she gets you the off-brand "big red" drink
Anonymous No.40945421 >>40945444
>>40944966
roy jay
like roi means king
Anonymous No.40945444
>>40945421
You fail at spooking
Anonymous No.40945495
>>40893646 (OP)
No one cares
Anonymous No.40945613
>>40935220
Yes, but this time I'm not linking to the thread where it happened, because if you missed that, who knows what else you missed.
Anonymous No.40945622
>>40941079
It can't if you answer no to those questions, duh.
Anonymous No.40945637
>>40944624
Would you say that about Roy? That's my entire point, he also appeared with all the evidence that he always existed and you just didn't know about him.
Anonymous No.40945660
(you) is right, akinator is haunted
Anonymous No.40945705 >>40945745
>>40944408
>>40944937
Are you guys larping? My attempts go about it being a Youtuber and a musician, because he appears on youtube videos and was a musician.
Anonymous No.40945745
>>40945705
(you) is right, akinator is haunted
Anonymous No.40946543
>>40895825
In the case of Tesla, I think you’re just fucking stupid, self inserting a minor celebrity is one thing but Tesla literally changed the course of human history

Not only was extremely well known, they were making movies with him as a weird borderline mystic that could bend reality with his machines

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482571/
Anonymous No.40946724 >>40947453
>>40939936
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40946937
>>40939936

I just checked. It did not guess him, but it did ask if he was real and if he was in ads and linked with food. He was on the database tho, idk if you guys added hom or he writ himself in.
Anonymous No.40947118
>>40944408
unrelaxed
Anonymous No.40947453
>>40946724
unrelaxed
Anonymous No.40947978
>>40893646 (OP)
It's the new Illuminati reptilian time travel psyop for their MkUltra slaves!