>BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Just met with President Shinra—very weak leadership, frankly. SOLDIER isn’t what it used to be (thank you, Sephiroth). When I was in charge, Mako levels were booming and Midgar was winning. Now? Reactor 5 gets blown up by eco-terrorists and nobody does anything!

>AVALANCHE = DISASTER. Sad!

>I built a much better Wall Market—classy, beautiful, no Don Corneo. The Trump Tower of Sector 8? Still standing. Still gold. Unlike the slums (which were never this bad before).

>We’re going to Make Midgar Great Again. Believe me.