No gut punches. No airhypos. No chrome. Just hands, motherfucking 'GANIC hands, are what bested this undefeated machine.

Turns out moving horizontally lets my punches hit through his blocks, kinda as if someone was hooking around his defenses to land blows. Neat. Took me forever to discover it, but with that knowledge this fight's a piece of cake since he's almost permanently staggered.