>>41294765
Monday the 13th. Today Rufus didn't call his parents. He also didn't say "have a nice day" to the cashier. And worst of all, Rufus had some bad thoughts about various people in his life. Rufus has not been a good boy today, therefore we are activating our sleeper agents to go and make fun of him online.

That's how you sound to me, Rufus. You know, you thought I was mocking you when I talked about the Rufusian Religion, but you're the one who thinks anyone cares if you weren't a nice person. Geez louise.

>>40639415
>>40639416
For real! Did you not see it? The Nobody went online and he then he started telling random strangers to kill themselves. After that he gave his half baked opinion on current events and expressed frustration that his enemies hadn't paid him with money and a free gf for all his hard work. Just when you thought he was done, he imagined really hard that he had magical powers, and then everyone in the whole world suddenly felt his magnificient presence and everyone knew he won.