Despite all that, about a month ago, I began manually translating the subtitles into readable English despite not knowing Portuguese. The early episodes are easy - they have slightly odd English subtitles already and just need some tweaking. Some episodes have official Portuguese subtitles that can be machine translated and edited for readability. This task will get harder once I have to start relying on auto-generated Portuguese subs, and I have yet to figure out a way to obtain the region-locked content in HD. I'll get there somehow.