>>23178235
Then you're fucked my friend
The last solution would be either the shave and get hyper ripped so it looks less weird (only skinny people look bad bald), or get a wig.
Wigs are unironically a cheatcode because of picrelated, but only for insanely strongmind people, because you have to be alert every second not to slip, or just do the chad "yeah I wear a wig idgaf"