>>76553791
>I'd rip it off for dramatic effect whenever I'd see something outrageous
This is unironically the only way you could wear it without everyone thinking you're an insecure faggot. Make no mistake, they'll still laugh at you, but it will be less than if you're the type who's constantly terrified of wind and rain.
It's also funny that negresses are exactly like this with their weaves, with elaborate rules how their bf must never touch their hair, they can't exercise because it'll ruin their wig, etc.