>>21509261 >for ((some reason))
It's because whatever mod manages this board as an excuse to stave off suicide hates fun and would sooner run the first mile of their life than allow something genuinely silly and entertaining to happen here.
>>508770717 >projecting his sexual fantasies
You're closer to that scenario than me, but I get that's what you really want. Fingers crossed.
Have another (you) for the lolz