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First crack at a beef wellington
I think it went well.
Anonymous No.21508850 [Report] >>21508861 >>21509095 >>21509124 >>21509183 >>21509363 >>21510403 >>21510636 >>21514200
Fucking delicious
Anonymous No.21508852 [Report] >>21508859 >>21508877 >>21508893 >>21508909 >>21509677 >>21509702 >>21509770 >>21509817 >>21510396 >>21511064 >>21511774 >>21512632 >>21514123
beef unwellington
Anonymous No.21508856 [Report] >>21508869
based crisp enjoyer

post cross-section though
Anonymous No.21508859 [Report]
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Anonymous No.21508861 [Report] >>21508869
>>21508850
>>21508849 (OP)
Cut it open.
Anonymous No.21508869 [Report] >>21508872 >>21508880 >>21509093 >>21509235 >>21509290 >>21510332 >>21510645 >>21511393 >>21514123 >>21516356
>>21508861
>>21508856
We ate so fast I forgot.

I didn't make the mushroom pate and I wrapped it in regular ham because I couldn't find prushoot. Gods, it was still heavenly.
Anonymous No.21508872 [Report]
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Anonymous No.21508877 [Report]
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Anonymous No.21508880 [Report]
>>21508869
You reek of fear
Anonymous No.21508893 [Report]
>>21508852
jej
Anonymous No.21508895 [Report] >>21508958 >>21509143
I do have a pic from before it went into the oven. I'm not a fan of rare beef so I put it for 30 mins longer. I'm not sure why the wellington is put up there as some holy grail, it was pretty easy. Anyone can do it!
Anonymous No.21508909 [Report]
>>21508852
kek
Anonymous No.21508958 [Report]
>>21508895
Where it can become difficult is with the execution and the decoration. Making the mushroom filling correctly, getting the beef to a proper non-show-leather doneness while cooking the rest properly, wrapping it correctly without it tearing but not making the pastry overly thick, putting to use decoration on the wellington and having the cook make that decoration look appealing instead of burnt to hell, etc
tldr you can skip a bunch of things and make a lazy version that's 60% as good while being 20% as hard to do, which you did. Nothing wrong with that but there's a difference between what you did and what people describe as difficult.
Anonymous No.21508960 [Report]
>>21508849 (OP)
>beef wellington
hey! you know what? lets ruin a good cut of beef AND some bread ALL at the same time.
Anonymous No.21508964 [Report] >>21508992
>>21508849 (OP)
>beef wellington
Anonymous No.21508992 [Report] >>21508999 >>21509004 >>21509261 >>21513734
>>21508964
is that the mushroom lady?
Anonymous No.21508999 [Report] >>21509298
>>21508992
Mushrooms don’t have specific genders, anon
Anonymous No.21509004 [Report] >>21509758
>>21508992
the beef wellington mushroom lady
Anonymous No.21509066 [Report] >>21509085
>refuses to show interior
Gonna venture a guess it was a disaster
Anonymous No.21509085 [Report]
>>21509066
I too am reluctant to show people what's really inside because I'm a disaster :[
Anonymous No.21509093 [Report]
>>21508869
You didn't forget, it was just overcooked
Anonymous No.21509095 [Report] >>21509326
>>21508850
>doesn't even wash or trim the green beans

What the fuck is even going on
Anonymous No.21509124 [Report]
>>21508850
Why are Europoors like this?
Anonymous No.21509140 [Report]
>>21508849 (OP)
looks like a burn victim
Anonymous No.21509143 [Report]
>>21508895
Any dish is easy if you don't care to use the proper ingredients or cook it for the correct amount of time.
Anonymous No.21509150 [Report] >>21509716
>>21508849 (OP)
Literally just a big corn dog.
Anonymous No.21509183 [Report]
>>21508850
>>21508849 (OP)
Awesome! I wan't to try this dish so bad but I'm always afraid of screwing it up.
Anonymous No.21509235 [Report] >>21509250
>>21508869
What a joke of a thread. Never post again you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.21509250 [Report] >>21509251
>>21509235
nobody owes you anything fuckface
Anonymous No.21509251 [Report] >>21509256
>>21509250
Shut the fuck up idiot.
Anonymous No.21509256 [Report]
>>21509251
why don't you make me you potty mouth
Anonymous No.21509261 [Report] >>21509267
>>21508992
Officially yes, she was convicted a month ago, but there was no /ck/ sticky about the culinary Trial of the Century for ((some reason)). She has yet to be sentenced, and knowing Australia she will probably be assigned to be a prison cook.
Anonymous No.21509267 [Report] >>21510413
>>21509261
>for ((some reason))
It's because whatever mod manages this board as an excuse to stave off suicide hates fun and would sooner run the first mile of their life than allow something genuinely silly and entertaining to happen here.
Anonymous No.21509290 [Report]
>>21508869
It was obviously cooked well done grey, embarrassingly dried out.
The outside is too dark.

Beef WellDone-ington
Anonymous No.21509298 [Report]
>>21508999
Can't argue with that
Anonymous No.21509326 [Report] >>21509332
>>21509095
I cooked them with bespoke wasabi almonds. You can eat the ends, yout fucking infant
Anonymous No.21509332 [Report] >>21509360
>>21509326
>bespoke wasabi almond
Anonymous No.21509360 [Report]
>>21509332
I hope he activated them first
Anonymous No.21509363 [Report]
>>21508849 (OP)
>>21508850
Why is it burnt?
Anonymous No.21509393 [Report]
I made it for my family with an entire tenderloin and used a morel duxelle with a local foie.
They loved it and i absolutely hated it and thought it was a huge waste of money and labour
I even went out of my way to make a Philo vapor barrier just in case and it sucked
Garbage dish i hate it
Anonymous No.21509677 [Report] >>21509769
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Anonymous No.21509702 [Report]
>>21508852
motherfucker
Anonymous No.21509716 [Report] >>21509773
>>21509150
>literally
Back to school you drooling dullard
Anonymous No.21509758 [Report]
>>21509004
>absolute ass beef welly
They died of cringe
Anonymous No.21509769 [Report]
>>21509677
zabito keksa...
Anonymous No.21509770 [Report]
>>21508852
Heheheh
Anonymous No.21509773 [Report] >>21509775
>>21509716
>dullard
>reciting Mortal Kombat codes for no reason
Anonymous No.21509775 [Report]
>>21509773
>reciting Mortal Kombat codes for no reason
link? I forgot how to unlock reptile.
Anonymous No.21509782 [Report]
>>21508849 (OP)
ITS FUCKING BURNT
Anonymous No.21509817 [Report] >>21510679
>>21508852
screencap this
Anonymous No.21509837 [Report] >>21510368
>>21508849 (OP)
Beef wellington is a stupid food.
The pastry becomes soggy when you cook it and the filling shrinks so you don't ever end up with a tight wrap.
It's a dumb idea but it looks like posh food so people keep going along with it.
Anonymous No.21510332 [Report]
>>21508869
that's a steak roll buddy, not a beef wellington.
Anonymous No.21510368 [Report]
>>21509837
I'm a failure: the post
Do you want applause for your culinary incompetence?
Anonymous No.21510396 [Report]
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Anonymous No.21510403 [Report]
>>21508850
>>21508849 (OP)
Outside is a bit dark but fine. Post cross-cut.
Anonymous No.21510413 [Report] >>21511781 >>21511887 >>21514177
>>21509267
i will never forgive the mods for banning big texan threads. absolute drooling brainlet retards
Anonymous No.21510636 [Report]
>>21508850
No stalker, you did not make this beef wellington, and no stalker, you did not fart in my wife's vagina
Anonymous No.21510645 [Report]
>>21508869
>I didn't make the mushroom pate and I wrapped it in regular ham
Sorry, but it wasn't Wellington, true enough. I am glad it was delicious though.
UFO !!hf6N5HW8mIT No.21510679 [Report]
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Anonymous No.21511064 [Report]
>>21508852
Anonymous No.21511124 [Report] >>21511785
>>21508849 (OP)
More like a beef badington
Anonymous No.21511128 [Report] >>21511785
>>21508849 (OP)
Beef overdoneaton
Anonymous No.21511393 [Report]
>>21508869
Its okay that you overcooked it. We all understand
Anonymous No.21511774 [Report]
>>21508852
lmao gotem
Anonymous No.21511781 [Report] >>21511887
>>21510413
At least they eventually stopped deleting the annual Lemon Pig threads after they got called out as fucking newfags.
Anonymous No.21511785 [Report]
>>21511124
>>21511128
how about *ahem*
>beef well-of-despair-ington
Anonymous No.21511887 [Report]
>>21510413
>>21511781
Yes they'll allow the very clear ironic shitposting/baitposting that pollutes this board, but stamp down most anything that actually brings joy and fun to this place. Give it enough time and cookalong threads will be banned by the mods, until the enforced board "culture" is the dogshit fast food threads that make up the majority of their diets.
Anonymous No.21512632 [Report]
>>21508852
kek
I'm glad I decided to visit /ck/ today
Anonymous No.21513734 [Report]
>>21508992
Who dat is?
Anonymous No.21514123 [Report]
>>21508849 (OP)
>>21508852
>>21508869
A man who loses the beefs money shot, loses the beefs friendship
Anonymous No.21514129 [Report]
>>21508849 (OP)
You wrapped a roast in ham and burned it didnt you
Anonymous No.21514177 [Report]
>>21510413
>big texan threads
What happened in those
Anonymous No.21514181 [Report]
>>21508849 (OP)
You're going to die alone you worthless piece of shit.
Anonymous No.21514200 [Report]
>>21508849 (OP)
>>21508850
For some reason unknown to me I have this urge to shove that up my rear end and digest it that way.
Anonymous No.21516356 [Report]
>>21508869
>prushoot