>>33619039
>gently slapping penis on femaon's face
Grabbing it from him and slapping yourself in the face with it to the rhythm of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.
>>33618956
>You guys are the only people who believe in me
Thanks to my solipsism, I don't believe in anything beyond my own consciousness.

>>33618764
>Do small penises (6'' or less) feel good at all?
6 inches isn't small. But yes. Anything above 4 inches is completely serviceable.

>>33618692
>is she the equivalent to Cavill for men
No, Henry is more than just his looks. There's nothing interesting about Sydney besides her tits.

>>33618679
>do you even enjoy sex?
Yes
>isn't it more convenient to just rub one out?
If your goal is solely to nut, but that's a dead end for most women. There's more to enjoy about good sex than an orgasm. Plus, I can rub one out while having sex, so your point is moot.