Thread 33618620

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything! (Almost anything - see below).

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33615577

Ask me questions and I will answer them when I get back home.

The 332 for Mount Vesuvius is now leaving out the side entrance!

Nth for PLAP

>>33618637
I'm only counting couples my age. I also see lots of them due to the social circles I am in, and yes all the taken guys are usually significantly taller than me.

>>33618620 (OP)
Reminds me as an american I need a chinese or russian gf.

State gender
Are you a cat person?

>>33618654
M
Yeah, I love cats. I’ll get teary eyed scrolling adoption pages and be one of those “I want to adopt them all” types.

>>33618620 (OP)
I need an american gf

Yeah, you’re a loser

>>33618620 (OP)
Which gender is more tsundere? Why?

>>33618654
I need space for pets. I love dogs, cats, horses and basically all small animals. I need them all.
Or maybe a house cheetah.

Would you date a schizo who was actually right they are being gangstalked and targeted by the government with drones and microwave weapons to give them cancer?

>>33618654
M
Of course, I am a good person.

>>33618654
F
Yes. I want a black cat in the future

>>33618654
F cat person. Some dogs are alright but I don't like them if they're either really big or really little.

Men
Are you getting laid soon?

>your gender
>how based is this anon

>>33618675
not expecting it again

women
do you even enjoy sex? isn't it more convenient to just rub one out?

>>33618675
No
Why would you think any guy posting here gets laid?

Women, would you think less of a man that does action figure photography? No, I don't get paid for it, it's just a hobby.

>>33618679
I don’t know yet

>>33618679
That's kinda difficult for me. Sex is nice because there's an emotional connection as well.

>>33618677
M
The only Shaft this cunt is beating is his dads

>>33618679
obviously its more convenient
do you not want to have sex just because expressing your jizz manually is more convenient

>>33618679
Yes. That’s not the same.

>>33618675
My fwb dumped me probly not

>>33618674
Poodles and shiztzu are basically the most catlike dogs. They are like uncoordinated big black cats. Mostly ignore you, annoy you for attention when you are doing something, will lay on you.

is she the equivalent to Cavill for men

>>33618692
No i dont even know who she is

>>33618692
>Syd
Makes me want to colour my hair light.

>>33618675
Yes!

>>33618620 (OP)
men, do you prefer blowjobs to real sex?

>>33618656
this u?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

>>33618698
I've only ever had a blowjob once and never had sex.

>>33618698
Not prefer but sometimes it’s all I need

>>33618691
A poodle is nothing like a cat. Far more hyper.

I'm hungry af... but also overweight.
Black coffee or english miffin?

>>33618654
f, yes. can't stand dogs 99% of the time

women would you wear an outfit like this without having to do the full cosplay?

>>33618654
M
yeah, I dont like dogs

>>33618704
just embrace it, and have 2 muffins

>>33618703
Maybe it is because mine a shiztzu poodle mizes but they only get hyper for a few minutes then they go back to not wanting to do anything and avoidant.

>>33618704
English muffin with no toppings.

>>33618699
Unironically yeah, if I lean into it enough

6am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.
7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. That's probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes
8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !
1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life
3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours
5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again
6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.
7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others
8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flies when you're having fun and its
10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now I've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.
11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep
6am: Alarm goes off

>>33618706
A microskirt?

>>33618706
Yeah

>>33618654
>posting pussy on a blue board
based

>>33618713
I'd rather starve

>>33618698
Real sex and generally manhandling you.

>>33618723
English muffin with black coffee you can dunk it in.

>>33618698
sex is a hassle

Women and men, Is it wrong to want a large space and lots of animals?

Why isn't there 2 ages of consent?
18-25 and 25+
This will solve problems of predatory men dating younger girls

>>33618728
No it won't

>>33618692
how the neurons go off in my brain
>boobah wider than the chest
>boobah crease undernearth the boobah
>tight bikini lines working to hold the boobah mountains
>slender shoulders mesh up with sexy collar bones
>neckable neck to nibble ear
>OVERWHELMING urge to grab a face that beautiful with hands on each side of the head so as to fully posses
>wow skinny waist and smooth tummy with a bow on it lemme unwrap
>green outdoors can I pick this one up and run away with her into the wilderness

>>33618679
I do under very specific circumstances. I'd also enjoy owning a goddamn yacht, but fuck if I'm gonna singlemindedly work towards acquiring it when I could just have a hot bath.

>>33618698
Yes.

>>33618687
yes but the difference is
1) i am extremely attracted to women especially naked ones
2) absolutely nothing feels better than a pussy (sexually speaking)

from what i gather most women find their attraction to men at best annoying and at worst as an actual curse, and many complain they don't even orgasm when having sex, plus many also say toys feel better than the real thing so why bother with guys?

>>33618654
M

I've never had a pet and I'm 30. I don't really know. I watched after my friend's rabbits a few times when they were out of town though and thought they were cute. Honestly I think I'd rather get married and have children.

>>33618738
Mosy people can't afford both or either.
Kids usually want pets though.

Both genders
Why the fuck do friends get upset if you don't talk to them for a few days or weeks

>Why are you ignoring me
>Are you mad at me
>Did I do something wrong
>Are you ever coming back

Fuck off you clingy retards I just want to be alone sometimes fuck I hate that so many people are like this

>>33618728
It won’t

is there anything worse than being priced out the dating market

>>33618728
>old enough to elect your country's leaders
>old enough to choose to join the military and potentially die in combat
>but this person is also not old enough to reasonably choose a romantic partner

It just contradicts itself.

>>33618742
F
As someone who also likes to disappear for weeks on end sometimes months, it bothers me when people are like that. I tend to simply not be friends with people like that.
I do tell people before that I need my own space and whatnot.

>>33618728
It won't. And also only further initializes people.
t. met my fiance when I was 19 and him 26

>>33618749
I don't lol I just vanish for a month or two and then they get clingy and retarded

>>33618742
I can't help it and when they don't actually make an attempt at reaching out either it just feels dead.

>>33618718
nice
>>33618717
I don't know what anything is called but the long sleeve, high collar, form-hugging cloth, all the leg stuff AND the accessory is really important. (it's a tricorder but w/e it's a purse now)

>>33618751
Kinda makes you the asshole if you don't explain you need your space.

>>33618731
>>33618744
No it will. I believe when zoomers get more political power they will solve this problem once and for all. No more older pervs dating 18-19 yo teenagers. They should be in prison.

>>33618742
M. None act like that except for a few online around the 4cc.

>>33618716
>You
>You
>You
My life is nothing like this.

>>33618745
dating isn't a "market"

Women
Do small penises (6'' or less) feel good at all?

>>33618760
>No more older pervs dating 18-19 yo teenagers. They should be in prison.
Nta are you agreeing with them on this? and if so, explain.

>>33618760
Making it a law doesn’t remove the creeps

>>33618764
to me personally, not really. i can barely feel them.

>>33618742
>>33618749
are you incapable of telling them

>M"Hey I'm sorry it's been a while"
>T"Yeah! I'm surprised to hear from you."
>M"Oh I was dealing with a lot of stuff I was sleeping like 11 hours a day, I couldn't stay awake. I was never awake when you were around."
>T"Oh I was worried, I thought maybe were mad at me"
>M"Oh no, I wasn't mad at you."

srsly it's not that hard to be nicer to your friends

>>33618745
Being priced out of the housing market

>>33618764
Don’t know

>>33618767
It will make creeps too scared to pursue teens.

>>33618770
not a joke
1- numerically impossible to get a house
2- rent perpetually going up
3- groceries is 50% to 100% more expensive than it was 9 years ago
4- income is 30% higher than 9 years ago

fuck dating.

>>33618766
I don't.
>t. 36 dating 19

gm sers / madams

>>33618667
No, as long as he's taking some form of very low dosage medication I possibly would.

>>33618769
? I do explain why I was away.

Why do kittens become attached to you when you pet them? For some reason they always want to crawl and sleep on me afterwards.

>>33618772
No it won’t

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33618679
>women
>do you even enjoy sex? isn't it more convenient to just rub one out?
I did once because I thought the guy and I had a good connection turns out it's possible we didn't, I liked cuddling ngl and cuddling feels sometimes much better than sexo, but I think it causes blueballs for some guys? Idk

>>33618742
>Both genders
>Why the fuck do friends get upset if you don't talk to them for a few days or weeks
>>Why are you ignoring me
>>Are you mad at me
>>Did I do something wrong
>>Are you ever coming back
>Fuck off you clingy retards I just want to be alone sometimes fuck I hate that so many people are like this
Because they like you and want to check up on you

Women, would you let your BF put a camera dildo up your pussy?

I invited a girl to a thing and I'm picking her up tonight

What's the appropriate way to ask if it's a date or not?

>>33618789
No

>>33618791
Probably shouldn't. Just observe and get a feel for the mood.

>>33618791
Too late for that, it’s a friendly hangout since you didn’t specify beforehand. Hope you learn next time

>>33618791
its not a date
just enjoy the thing for what it is
and if you have a good time you can ask her out on a date next tmie
dumb incel i should smack you

>>33618750
Raped and spiteful bpdemon? Is that you again?

>>33618764
wtf 6 inches isn't small

>>33618795
>>33618796
he could just ghost her if she thinks that then. it should have been obvious to women that a guy asking them out is a date not a "friendly hangout" kek.

dumb entitled women thinking they get a free hangout when men are only offering because they want a date

>>33618797
I'm not spiteful and I don't have bpd :c

>>33618789
Maybe.

Where do I find tall and confident women?

>>33618796
You don't know if it is or isn't and we should all come together and laugh at you if she isn't attracted to him. Lol at people who think that being a crab in a bucket makes you cool.

you guys should leave the US

>>33618750
*infantilize

>dating isn't a "market"
It is for women because they go to it like it's a bazaar and pick out men who look like "Jason Voorhees" and "Michael Myers" usually for short term fun but wouldn't mind being sandwiched between them while being stay at home moms.

>>33618805
*if she actually is attracted to him

I pick my nose and eat it and i cant wipe my butt
How do i get a gf?

>>33618808
It never was for me. Then again I'm just 1 person in many. There's a lot of shallow bitches out there. Same as men.
Filter those fuckers.

>>33618664
M
Women are more tsundere because they are more neurotic

>>33618808
lmfao girl what ??

>>33618800
>>33618805
what are you talking about
i meant it positively
why does it have to be a date for you to enjoy spending a night out together
if theres no connection they should be allowed to walk away without hurt feelings

>>33618784
>cuddling
M, cuddling feels good
>feels better than sexo
In a way it does. I can replicate much of the sensation of sex by fapping alone, but never the warmth and happiness of cuddling a girl
>blueballs
When I first started hanging out with my current GF, I got blueballs just from hanging around her and even thinking of her. It's not that bad and getting blueballs generally means I cum harder. Yes, if it's good we're gonna fap after a date. Any guy who can't stand cuddling's a little bitch

>>33618803
Sweden.

Youtube is really trying fo get me to have a pet fox and pet cheetah.

>>33618803
Russia.

>>33618803
In bed with me this weekend.

>>33618808
i can't tell if this is satire or a seething blackpill zoomer who's unaware of who those people are

>>33618816
the man didn't offer because he wanted a friendly hangout. "no hurt feelings" is bullshit

DILF cock slowly descending onto femanons forehead?

>>33618826
nta but most mentally stable people don't hinge their self worth on a first date. first dates are not that serious you barely know the person

Atogan angels,

What's the man version of getting raped? I mean, I know guys can get raped too but something more common.

>>33618816
That's up for him to decide. If he's okay with platonic friendship, great. If he wants something more, he's not obligated to force himself to feel satisfied and can end things with the girl. This nu age thing where friendship is the most amazing magical orgasmic thing in the world and you can't find it unfulfilling or unsatisfying ever got tiresome some years ago. I have friends, a lot of them are shit. Not going to worship friendship like life is a cartoon for four year olds, even if relationships are even worse and have more life ruining potential. Human beings are absolutely fucking disgusting and we should all be hermits.

>>33618808
>Michael Myers
Uh... I guess he doesn't look hideous without the mask
>jason vorhees
isn't he a zombie?

>>33618821
Russian women are all whores

>>33618794
Yeah, I think I will and I feel like it's weird for the guy to ask that.
>>33618795
>>33618796
There's always the option of hanging out one-on-one a lot until something happens, but obviously I should probably be an adult and put my interests forward at some point. We're texting a lot, but our chats are more "intellectual exchanges" than flirting so she might be taking it the wrong way.

Girls, do thighjobs feel good? Just gotta say that thighjobs feel amazing and are everything they're cracked up to be. If you're gonna do it, use K-lube

>>33618834
Studies show blue balls are just as painful as rape for men

>>33618791
By default a 1 on 1 thing is a date unless you have a pre-existing history.

>>33618831
gaslighting
>oh sorry anon I didn't think of you as attractive enough to believe this was a date when you asked me out I just thought you put all the effort into planning this out for fun tee-hee!

>>33618834
waterboarding? or some other toes of psychological torture where your personhood is taken away from you? there is no "common" equivalent other than rape which is more common than you'd think

>>33618837
HEY!

>>33618837
My wife's Russian, she's the best woman I could ever have.

Do you feel triggered at the thought of others having sex?

>>33618844
please go to a psychologist and learn what the word "gaslighting" means before you try and use it

Who has the longest clit in atoga?

>>33618692
i thought women didn't like Henry cavil, they thought he looked gay

>>33618842
no they don't. lmfao do you delude yourself into thinking a single person reads this and feels anything? your bait is so pathetic lately lmao

>>33618851
>gaslighting me to think I don't know what gaslighting means
not gonna work

>>33618834
I'd argue getting cucked, particularly if the legal system is involved.
>reproductive choice stolen
>deep emotional trauma that will never heal
>multiple other lives and relationships ruined in the fallout
>end up with a kid you both love and hate due to the circumstances of their birth/conception

>>33618848
No, that seems pointless

>>33618803
Northern Europe (Netherlands, Scandinavia, northern Germany)
Eastern Europe (Serbia, Russia)
South Sudan (Dinka)
Rwanda/Burundi (Tutsi)

These are your options

>>33618852
Your boy

>>33618839
If you don’t state your intention you are being a fuck-up. You are being a friend so expect being treated as one

>>33618852
i think mine might be the shortest, the thing is like microscopic. it never comes out of the hood. i can't have a kid bc he would probably be microdicked

>>33618679
SCIENCE! has shown that women with a shorter Clitoral Urethral Meatus Distance(CUMD) tend to enjoy sex more. A larger CUMD means the clit is less stimulated as the dick goes in and out. This can be counteracted by changing the angle or using a vibrator

>>33618847
She's just using you.
>>33618846
It's true

>>33618867
Omg SO much this! You are literally raping her inkwell!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>33618867
men are never friends with women without there being a sexual component. women know this but lie

>>33618873
WHAT for real? that's why i'm a stupid slut? damn

>>33618846
Are you the one that shared a borscht recipe?

>>33618834
getting divorced and having the woman take half your stuff + demand monthly payments

>>33618876
Relax, incel

>>33618883
Are those C cups?

>>33618876
entirely nonsensical post, esl-kun

>>33618881
Yeh! Did you make it?

>>33618880
how about taking some responsibility for once in your life and becoming an intelligent slut

men,
what are some actions and/or characteristics that would make you fall in love with a woman?

>>33618881
nta- I shared a borscht recipe here once.

>>33618877
They are. You’re just desperate and alone

>>33618891
Her rejecting other dudes.

>>33618895
So… almost every woman

>>33618891
Friendly and not trying to fuck you over somehow, affectionate.

>>33618889
>>33618892
TWO people that shared a borscht recipe? Lulz, what are the odds? No, I live alone and I don't think I could go through that much soup. Looked good though.

>>33618890
nah, then i'd attract conservative cucks, and i think i'd rather die than listen to a "manly man" bluster and babble when i confront him about the bbc porn on his pc

>>33618891
I tend to cut off girls that show those

>>33618893
no, it's just biological. men make connections with women and then they order the combo. it's just fact. it's exploitation and lies to say anything else

have a woman get married. her 5-6 "guy friends" will evaporate.
stick MRI machines on the "guy friends" and you can see it in their head.
it's just the fucking truth
and women know it

>>33618895
pathetically low standards. desperation gives us the ick

>>33618877
Can the "sexual component" be "she looks attractive"? Because I know this.

>>33618885
Not an incel at all, I just think people have gone full retard in the last 10 years and become judgmental over trivial nonsense. Not making your feelings known until later into a relationship used to be seen as bog standard and something that applied to almost 100 percent of cases for both genders. It making you a deceptive manipulative evil mastermind never even crossed anyone's mind until the mid-10s. Interpreting something that used to be viewed as benign as somehow sinister is really gross.

>>33618897
No? You’d be surprised what you see irl. The 3 times I’ve had sparks with someone irl, they always laughed easy and seemed self confidence, powerful.

>>33618887
They look a little bigger, maybe D-DD. She does look like she has a smaller frame though.

>>33618907
Moid hands

>>33618906
Chill, incel. Come back to reality

A girl I'm interested and talk to often is into gore and blood sexually and she likes how I look should I go ahead and cut my arms? Any advice on how to go about this properly, I kind of already promised her. This mentally fucked up girl is my only chance at ascension as an incel.and she's a pretty cute redhead too, it's that I'm worried about feeling pathetic.

>>33618891
I could think up a list larger than I can post. Can we narrow this down?

>>33618893
he's just here to attempt to blackpill the audience, not worth entertaining

>>33618909
Old fuck here, that’s all wrong. Stating your intentions was important to stay away from the friend-zone

>>33618914
is this like actually a good insult to some people? if i was trans i might be upset by it but im not so i just read it like ??? ok

>>33618867
Agreed, but it feels autistic to be that direct

Any women stuck in the friend zone?

>>33618915
your repeated lies aren't working, so are we on step 2 or step 3 of the deceit pattern when you switch over to baseless insults?

>>33618916
dont do it anon, your first time should be special
set up a romantic date and give HER the knife so she can carve you up

I have to poop

>>33618918
Nah, just a general question. I do not want any many to fall in love with me and have warded off falling in love, myself.

Similar to >>33618902 and looking for what I can do so no man will ever love me.

>>33618926
Well then don't complain. That's Nice Guy tier.

>>33618924
You’re not trans, you’re just a dude. That’s okay.

>>33618922
Sure, it was always a misstep. Wasn't predatory and diabolical though until 2000s LiveJournal fringe feminist rhetoric somehow started infecting everyone though. So tiresome being a sane person in a world of retards with hyperbolic views on everything.

>>33618891
Getting oddly competitive about inconsequential things

>>33618916
dude are you insan-
>cute redhead
oh um, don't do it yourself bro, do what that other anon said and give her the knife.

>>33618927
Every man friendzones me.

>>33618922
friend zone doesn't exist.

the myth of the friendzone serves to make you easier to radicalize by severing you from half the population, while ensuring that you waste your time and money dating complete strangers that are likely incompatible with you

the only people who benefit from believing in the "friend zone" are dating app designers, propagandists, and abusers.

be smarter.

>>33618933
Honestly "Nice Guys" are probably better people than most of the scumfucks in this shithole of a general.

>>33618932
oh well, having a man fall in love with you because of something you did and warding off all men are two different things.
just cut off your boobs

>>33618927
friendzone this
friendzone that
bitch I want to be stuck in the deathzone

>>33618930
I'm pooping right now.

>>33618930
The flatulation of cum

>>33618934
whatever helps you cope ig

>>33618664
I dunno, but tsundere is usually seen as a feminine archetype

>>33618939
Are you... not very attractive?

>>33618937
As in what? Who can build the best gingerbread house? Who can paint the best nails?

>>33618906
>stick MRI machines on the "guy friends" and you can see it in their head.
I'm not even gonna say citation needed because MRI fucking sucks for looking at 'brain activity'. MRI found 'brain activity' in a dead salmon. Anything other than huge sample sizes is probably fucking trash.

>>33618941
Hey, let's all laugh at this guy.

>>33618948
Cope with…your weird post about icks and all that? Sure bro

>>33618891
I like people that show that they are dedicated to helping people around their life, like friends and family for example.

You guys are the only people who believe in me

>>33618891
It'd be nice to be with a girl who tries, for lack of a better term. It would be nice to get a card or a cake on my birthday, to have some kind of pleasant surprise or attempt to make my life easier, just someone who seemed genuinely happy and eager to be with me rather than someone who acted like they're doing me a favor by being with me.

>>33618952
Most interesting thing I have seen all week.

>>33618949
It works on older men really well. Men that are tsun are nice.

My dad told my brother about my fall and he texted me to call me a loser

>>33618951
The most recent example was a board game

>>33618954
cope with reality not fitting your delusions? sorry idk why you keep dragging this on, i'm not going to post pussy if that's what ur trying to do lmfaooo i really don't care if anon #1363 thinks im a man

>>33618933
I mean the whole point of my post was asking "What is the best way to make my intentions clear?" not to complain. I know there's more ways to assert my interest in her than verbal.

>>33618956
You can do it, anon! We have faith in you.

>>33618962
lol get rekt

>>33618962
Tell him up yours(inset his name)

>>33618964
What the fuck lmao, unhinged.

>>33618957
Tried this once and it scared him off. Havn't really had anyone try for me like that, so it is me pouring my energy into the void.

>>33618929
She lives in france, it'll be another six months until I see her again.

>>33618962
Lulz. Is he older or younger? How's your thumb?

girls, are women the ones who set the tone for when to have sex in a relationship? ie. sex by the second date, third, forth etc etc.

>>33618974
you probably did it too quickly

How do I meet russian, or just slavic women as an american.

>>33618977
it should be mutual

>>33618965
>I know there's more ways to assert my interest in her than verbal.
Like what, rape? :/

>>33618891
J cups

>>33618979
you don't. not realistically.

>>33618981
Body language? Physical touch? You know, non-verbal communication.

>>33618982
So you like fat women?

>>33618953
I've never been a Nice Guy, but I'm not going to call someone a bad person for the crime of having resentful feelings. Describes basically everyone in the world. Talking about Nice Guys is shorthand for "I'm barely sentient and hate only the attitudes and groups society tells me to hate, while ignoring every other type of bullying and everyday casual cruelty because society's never told me that I'm supposed to do so." I think that instead of joining the thought crime bandwagon, I'll continue doing what I've been doing my entire life and speak out against the dozens and dozens of ways in which people mistreat each other. You'd do the same if you actually gave a damn about morality or kindness or being a good person instead of just honing in on the tiny handful of "bad" things that give you social credit.

>>33618985
NTA
Hell yes

>>33618979
Ukranian men all died go there

>>33618979
move to russia

>>33618984
That's all well and good but verbally is really the best way to do that.

>>33618990
I wouldn't mind dying in a field desu.
>>33618992
If the economy wasn't so bad I would. Considered Finland till I found out how hard it is for american immigrants to go there.

>>33618988
nta "nice guys" was how we referred to narcs or other cluster bs who saw relationships as purely transactional before we had better words for it.

most of you see relationships as transactional, that's why to refer to the dating "market", that's why you are all miserable and alone

if life was fair, I'd have a brown femanon right here to bend over but im stuck working in blender

>>33618988
what even is a nice guy?

If life was fair white men would like white women

>>33618938
I already discussed double suicide as an option and she feels no remorse, if I gave her a knife she'd be tempted to kill me.

If life was fair, I’d be me

>>33618995
nta relationships ARE transactional when you get right down to it. Most people just don't like saying that.

THE IMPRINT YOU MAKE ON EACH OTHERS BODIES IS WORTH EVERYTHING

>>33618999
well white women dont like me sooo

>>33618999
Reverse 666 trips. You will not trick me satan.

>>33619000
you about to get mandy lane'd lil bro

Being desired by a man is the craziest feeling in the world

>>33618979
Real talk, online. Many are eager to practice English.

>>33618993
Sure. You have to go direct at some point, but non-verbal gives you an idea of whether or not she's vibing the same way you are so it becomes easier to talk about it.

Anyway I'll just try to have a fun time with her and see where it goes.

>>33618999
i love how unfair life is then, bc white dudes suck ass

>>33618999
They do, though

>>33619013
Yeh, follow her lead desu.

>>33618979
trust me you dont want them anon
t.slav

>>33619010
desired? no.
loved? like truly loved? yes, i feel like he would do literally anything i asked, including murder

>>33619007
it only makes sense to diversify the gene pool as much as possible, right? if we don't want humanity to end up like sickly pug dogs, wanting "purebred" humans is fucking stupid, evolutionarily speaking

>>33618834
fake allegations

How come people who get quote tattoos never get anything cool?
If I were to get one, I'd get something cool like
>And if I should die, I'm boosting the murder rate. My niggas gon slide every day...

>>33619018
You underestimate me.
>>33619012
Where, the only ones I know are men who are either an artist, posting russian nonsense boomer memes and talking about ape putin, or they write smut.

For the virgins
Would you marry a sex haver

>>33618979
The same way you meet any other women.
You personally don't.

gently slapping penis on femaon's face

>>33619035
I want tatoos like ones found on iceage people of random animal that look almost like fantasy animals.

>>33618834
Rejection and ghosting can be just as traumatic.

>>33619036
>You underestimate me.
do what you will, but I warned you

>>33618995
It's a real type of person, people are just way too quick to pull out the label if anyone ever shows any degree of romantic frustration. Maybe people just resort to quick heuristics because thinking hurts their squirrel-sized brains and their stance on any topic has to be compressed into five or six words, I don't know.

There definitely is a type of person who claims to be nice but actually isn't. Vulnerable narcissists, yeah. There's people who claim to be nice but are actually just cold and ugly on the inside, without any positive traits to balance those things out.

But it's a continuum. Some people (actually basically everyone on Earth above the single digits) have unjustified resentment towards others but are still very much good people. Someone can say a Nice Guy thing in a moment of frustration but be a good person on the overall whole. I know that engaging with nuance scares people though because it requires thinking beyond a six year old level.

Depending on the age I'd even think "girls only like assholes" to be a credible idea. If the guy's a high schooler, sure. At that age, popular kids are often bullies, rude, etc. The "Nice Guy" actually is much nicer in that case - his "crime" is just being privately resentful. The "girls only like assholes" logic is less true for college and by the mid-20s is probably completely false, but I'm not going to slap an 18 year old on the wrist for feeling that way.

>>33619038
Best serial dater in split.
Fapoleon.

>>33619043
I'm into that.

>>33619035
Why would you permanently ruin your body with a joke that's only *somewhat* funny the first time you read it?

>>33618949
Tsundere women attract feminine men with no backbone

People will always tell you exactly who they are, if you know how to listen.

>>33619036
Try places devoted to learning a language like Tandem or MyLanguageExchange.

>>33619036
hey well written smut is a treasure when there is so much cringe to dodge

>>33619042
Like clockwork...

>>33618985
ha-ha-
just slightly chubby maybe, thicc.

>>33619057
In context it is lesbian hypnosis smut.

>>33619045
Are you the Picasso of it?

>>33619062
COOM
My future wife but give her blonde hair

>>33619061
She asked for it.

>>33619044
how old are you anon?

>>33619067
20

>>33619063
hypno-smut sounds low quality...

>>33619055
I'll take not of that.
>>33619064
No but he should delete the server. I implore him.

>>33619062
Imagine laying with your head between those...

>>33619051
You mean the pic or the quote I would get?

>>33619072
how unusual

>>33619073
It is but I like talking to them. You put up with a lot for online friends

>>33619074
>No but he should delete the server. I implore him.
I don't know what any of that means.

>>33618836
>isn't he a zombie?
He's actually retarded. Is that worse?

>>33619067
I don't think I like where that question is going. I'll just say old enough to have grown tired of seeing people be wildly judgmental over trivial non-issues a long, long time ago. I'm not speaking from a lack of experience but too much of it. No forgiveness or understanding for anything, just hormones and witch hunts.

>>33619044
"girls only go for assholes" also often depends completely on a superficial stereotype of someone's partner. I'm sure if some anons saw me and my man together, they would think "she's into bad boys" etc due to the way he looks and the way he acts around people. He grew up rough and so he has a rough/assholish demeanor to outsiders.

But he's very sweet and kind, and I never knew the side of him that he shows to other men in real life, because we met online. He's extremely cute and romantic, does tons of little things I figured were only real in movies, and is just the nicest guy I've ever dated.

I think a lot of men are like this actually, jackasses on the surface but especially to other guys, and then really nice to their partners and people they care for.

Conversely, I think a lot of men who are amicable and charismatic on the outside are anywhere from aloof to terrifying partners. If a woman talks about her experience with a guy everyone likes, they assume she's lying or she missed some outward indication that he's an asshole.

Either way, men who believe that women only go for assholes are going to find a way to see that happening regardless of what's going on, because actually everyone's an asshole to someone it just differs who you're an asshole to.

>>33619074
:/
Well, I wouldn't use dating sites. You'd probably just get gold diggers.

any dog owners who allow their dogs to sleep on the bed are disgusting animals

I'll get Mountain Dew and ice cream :3 brb
send your questions in

just blew on my food in front of a bitch and she got the ick and ghosted me
so i come bearing the question
girls: what the fuck is wrong with your gender?

>>33619076
Imagine the smell...

>>33619090
Ha

>>33619084
I think your imagination may be running a bit too wild.

You? Write like me and I wondered.

>>33619086
Thanks for the intelligent and respectful reply. I wasn't expecting one. Your boyfriend sounds cool. People who are kind and protective despite having gone through (and perhaps still being in) a lot of pain have always seemed like the coolest and most mature people to me.

>>33619089
What flavor mountain dew?
Have you tried the new Baja Blast flavor? Did you like it?
What color is your underwear?
Can you sing the national anthem of your country in front of a crowd?

>>33619087
Fuck I meant note not not. My life is over.

>>33619088
The only time the dog is allowed on the bed is when it's mounting time

>>33619086
> I think a lot of men who are amicable and charismatic on the outside are anywhere from aloof to terrifying partners.
Dunno how true this is, to be honest. It’s slightly stereotypical, but I also feel personally called out because I’m always polite and calm towards strangers. I have a standoffish demeanour because I wear all black and look angry, but it’s not like I’m hiding some dark beast. NTA

>>33619094
I'm 38 then. I've always wanted a tolerant world of easygoing people and instead got one where people are eternally at war, eternally magnifying the perceived faults of others, eternally making pariahs of individuals and groups who don't deserve it. People need to chill out and save the spite for people who either a) do something severely bad or b) have a longstanding pattern of badness and have been given the soft approach multiple times.

>>33619060
Me when my high school crush started dating a black guy

>>33619090
Doubt[x]

>>33619111
It’s hard to give a fuck when you realize that people are just palette swapped

>>33619101
Lol. Also try learning a bit of the culture. Some Russian books or movies. That can set you apart.

>>33619109
OK but you have to stop now because its getting eerie.

>>33619077
The quote my anon

Either gender

Do you get the ick when someone brings their mouth to their spoon/fork rather than their spoon/fork to their mouth?

>>33619114
How bad could it be. I would literally change religion for a chance.

>>33619123
F
I think I do that

>>33619088
no u
what's so weird about my dog snuggling with me at night? she curls up in the back of my knee or lays back to back with me and we're both happy.

you know what? dog haters will get the rope

>>33619039
>gently slapping penis on femaon's face
Grabbing it from him and slapping yourself in the face with it to the rhythm of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.
>>33618956
>You guys are the only people who believe in me
Thanks to my solipsism, I don't believe in anything beyond my own consciousness.

>>33618764
>Do small penises (6'' or less) feel good at all?
6 inches isn't small. But yes. Anything above 4 inches is completely serviceable.

>>33618692
>is she the equivalent to Cavill for men
No, Henry is more than just his looks. There's nothing interesting about Sydney besides her tits.

>>33618679
>do you even enjoy sex?
Yes
>isn't it more convenient to just rub one out?
If your goal is solely to nut, but that's a dead end for most women. There's more to enjoy about good sex than an orgasm. Plus, I can rub one out while having sex, so your point is moot.

>>33619123
M
I do. It looks fucking retarded

>>33619123
I have only gotten the ick hearing someone's phone ring in the middle of the night while they are in my bed.
Ick is not real.

>>33619088
It's all part of life.
Sometimes you just have to take life by the knot.

>>33619123
Don't fall for the propaganda.

>>33619134
>slapping yourself in the face with it to the rhythm of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.
Based Korraposter.

>>33619133
Fucking hair and skin... ick

>>33619138
>When the Vietnamese girl in my bed starts talking to her mom on the phone in Vietnamese

What an incredibly ear-grating language...

I hate women so much its unreal. I cant wait until I can get a robot wife with an artificial womb so I dont have to tolerate the presence of a fucking demonic traitor

>>33619149
That is an excellent time to slow fuck her (her best friend would be better though).

t - gigidy

>>33619145
Unfortunately women are fucking stupid and fall for it easily.

>>33619151
Too bad, anon, because we love you.

>>33619133
do you let it lick the inside of your mouth too? unrelatedly what is your gender and race?

this thread should be on /soc/ you people are insufferable

>>33619162
La La La La La La La La La La, laaaaa

>>33619151
i can't wait either! gross miserable men sitting in their house fucking their robot wives instead of spreading their misery is utopian

>>33619162
>you people are insufferable
Thanks! :)

I would like one boyfriend, please

>>33619157
No you fucking don't, bitch
*spits on you*
You hate me, I hate you. Its mutual. You have no sense of morality and justice. You had to have an entire different moral code made just for you called "the ethics of care"

Women
Let's say that you pulled a prank on your boyfriend by telling him that his parents just died in a car wreck and he gasped, had trouble breathing, and pissed himself
Would you lose respect for him?

>>33619162
r u mad that white women rather swap spit with rescue pitbulls than white men?

>>33619170
Too bad.

>>33619168
See? Its great for everyone. Until we get rid of you fucking women for good and we can evolve as a species without you fucking traitors. You're a net loss

>>33619172
you have to burn so many calories coming up with these insane hypotheticals just to piss yourself off

>>33618834
Rape. I believe statistically, men are raped more frequently than women are. Also divorce rape and law applied disproportionately draconian avainst their sex.

Femanons how sexually aggressive do you like your men? Scale of 1-10.

I've discovered it's very easy to act like you don't care when you don't care

>>33619090
Lmao, wut.

>>33619123
no

what gives me the ick are modern women. dumb, vapid, vain, tiktok-addled, tattooed, child-killing whores lacking accountability, responsibility, and reason

>>33619185
Because its not acting
Great insight, anon

>>33619167
KEK omggggg
But did you also hear it in your head?

Moids, collect your free hug.
I hope you do well today and feel like you're making a little bit of progress.

>>33619039
I'd actually go feral.

>>33619179
Nta but for real? If so Imma start seething, I ate the english muffin

>>33619147
humans have hair and skin too. it's called cleaning
>>33619160
no of course not. white male

>>33619172
I wouldn't do that.

>>33619194
Fuck off bitch

>>33619192
It never stops, anon. I am driven by song.
https://youtu.be/rrkCVVxBP-s?si=OgjyeP8S0LrzMlW8

>>33619194
look at miss right side of the bed over here.

>>33619090
It might not have been because of that?
Unfortunately despite being very effective, it is an inherently childish looking act.

>>33619184
1 meaning most minimal.

Fuck my stupid retarded life

>>33619198
you'd better deep clean every damn day anon.

>>33619204
What that ahh do girl

>>33619206
Have you tried not being retarded?

>>33619194
Thanks. You're sweet.

>>33619170
With chocolate chips on it?

>>33619098
>What flavor mountain dew?
The original one :3
>Have you tried the new Baja Blast flavor? Did you like it?
Nope :3
>What color is your underwear?
Grey :3
>Can you sing the national anthem of your country in front of a crowd?
I could try if someone pays me enough but it wouldn't be good

>>33619202
I'm trying to be more positive overall.

>>33619195
Describe feral.

>be my grandpa
>diagnosed with glioblastoma at 96
>he dies peacefully in his sleep two months later before any symptoms show up
Take that glioblastoma! My grandpa beat you!

Is the Japanese Foid the shortest?

>>33619218
Angry and aggressive for dick.

>>33619053
so deep

>>33619217
Are you a virgin?

>>33619228
Do not bully INFJs.

>>33619226
I'm pretty small but she's definitely smaller so it's possible.

>>33619228
Deep like your moms pussy after last night (your dad was very rough)

>>33619227
Please don't rip my dick off and use it as a dildo.

>>33619109
You just sound like a random ass incel.
And miserable at the core.

>t. somebody with your age.

>>33619229
No

>>33619170
>>33619194
This is a man trolling.

Girls when you had your first orgasm was it pretty obvious? My girlfriend does not know if she's ever had an orgasm or not. She does end up in so much pleasure she has trouble staying upright, but doesn't know if it's an orgasm. Did it at any point feel weird?

>>33619230
sorry, it was by reflex

>>33619234
I don't think they fuck, it is kinda sad really

>>33619233
Does being small have any advantages?

>>33619244
Higher chance of famine survival.
If someone has to drag you out a burning building it is way easier.
Fit better on airplane or in car

>>33619184
>Femanons how sexually aggressive do you like your men? Scale of 1-10.
Depends on the mood, but I don't like extremes on either end. I'd say between a 4 and 6.

>>33619241
>Girls when you had your first orgasm was it pretty obvious?
Yes, I screamed, convulsed, and had to be held because I couldn't stop crying. Great experience.

I want to get married one day

>>33619236
How did you even get that impression? I've had plenty of romantic success which puts me out of incel territory, but what does wanting a non-asshole world have to do with being an incel? It's not just sour grapes, I was a bully hunter who thought people were excessively cold and mean before I'd had any negative experiences myself.

I'm not miserable at my core, no. I'm miserable today because I slept badly. I'm about as positive and idealistic as humanly possible for someone who's had depression for 25 years.

>>33619243
Oh…that is sad. Sorry, anon.
(This tells me you have bad pair bonding skills ahaha)

>>33619133
one its disgusting, they smell like shit.
the other thing is, by allowing the dog to sleep on the bed, you're letting him assume you're equals

>>33619244
I save on housing costs. An 800sqft apartment for me is like a 1200sqft apartment for a 6ft guy. I can curl up on couches and chairs better than if I were bigger.

>>33619253
Do you prefer a similar level from women?

>>33618620 (OP)
Can you fucking imagine what you could accomplish with the body type of any anime/comic girl, even in just 24 hours? Give me a day in Morgana's body and you'll see cities burning on the news.

>>33619261
Snood exists, and you don't see cities burning.

>>33619256
I don't know what that is but it is probably true

>>33619235
I'll do what I have to in order to get off with it.

>>33619261
Fuck off with your goddamn cuckold shit, why do you disgusting cunts need to shove your fetish where its not wanted?

>>33619261
>Morgana's body
Like... the cat from Persona 5...!?

>>33619241
Even when an orgasm is small it's very obvious when you feel it. If she'd had one she would know

>>33619255
>someone who's had depression for 25 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DapOhZEFaaI

>>33619269
Yes

>>33619267
Ask nicely.

>>33619273
No one fucking cares about what that scumbag Andrew Tate has to say

>>33619273
tl;dw
I get it though, that's a common right-wing sentiment. First saw it around 2006.

>>33619273
imagine listening to bald people

>>33619278
Fuck you

>>33619273
He is right.

>>33619266
Let’s use context clues!
Relationally, we were talking about your parents, and you brought up how they don’t have sex. I therefore made an induction that they have a weak relationship, and a further leap that this has gone on for a significant proportion of your life. The pair. These early childhood relationships fundamentally shape who we are (not necessarily, it’s subject to change and also total aversion) then this example has also been passed onto you. The bonding.
Hope this helps

>>33619278
Even as a woman, it's true that the worst thing about tate is that he is bald. The other stuff is bad too, but that's the worst.

That saying of the bigger the feet the bigger the meat is a lie. I'm a men's 15 US and I'm slightly below average. Being tall doesn't matter if you don't have inches where it truly counts.

>>33619274
Please be gentle with me, I am quite delicate (I am not)!

>>33619274
I wouldn't really call that a woman.

>>33619288
That's so hot wtf

>>33619268
...
Why was your first thought cuckoldry? Wanna share something with the rest of us?

>>33619284
you are annoying but thank you

>>33619288
How tall are you

>>33619290
How?

>>33619288
Fuck off dude, I hate being 5'5 so much I would trade my 7 inch dick to be 6 feet tall to have a smaller dick instead

>>33619297
I don't know it's just hot to me

>>33619278
He grew his hair back in jail. Being bald is a choice.

>>33619296
6'1" so technically I'm not that tall either

>>33619291
I'm also confused by this. I don't know the anime girl he's talking about, maybe it's that?

>>33619291
Faggots like to post subtle pics with spades in them. I see that shit on /v/ all the time
Fuck off blacked faggot cuck

>>33619304
no it isn't

>>33619275
I will never beg for dick again. The first and last time still makes me feel like a retard.

>>33619257
you're so stupid. that's not how it works with dogs. and brown people, you dog haters, are the ones that smell like shit.

>>33619305
NTA
You have no idea what I would do to be your height. I would fucking anything regardless of morality.

>>33619311
Asking nicely isn't begging, dummy.

>>33619317
It is. Making me say something a certain way to get something that someone was going to give to me regardless is at least as equally embarrassing as begging straight up.

>>33619305
You have big ass feet thats so cute

Why is my knee hurting in a bruised way two days after the fall?

>>33619319
Your bratty and demanding demeanor is a turn off. I'm taking my penis and going home.

>>33619306
Same
>>33619308
Well I didn't notice that, nobody did. You were the only one who caught on some obscure cuckshit. Pretty embarrassing for you huh, I bet you spot all the swingers in the crown too cuckboy

>>33619321
I'm basically a baby Sasquatch but I'll take being called cute.

>>33619323
I always get what I want.

>>33619260
>Do you prefer a similar level from women?
I think it shifts a little for women, so maybe a 6 - 8. I like feeling wanted by women. There's a sort of juxtaposition because women usually aren't the pursuers.

Gender
Do you have any people that inspire you?

>>33619322
You have GRID, your immune system is slow and weak.

>>33619330
qt inspires me

>>33619332
>GRID
What is that

>>33619330
>Do you have any people that inspire you?
F
Arnold

>>33619325
Very cute

>>33619086
>Conversely, I think a lot of men who are amicable and charismatic on the outside are anywhere from aloof to terrifying partners. If a woman talks about her experience with a guy everyone likes, they assume she's lying or she missed some outward indication that he's an asshole.
NTA but I had a bit of a realization that all of my (taken) female friends really like me and think I'm a catch while the girls I try to date aren't really admiring me as much and it makes me wonder how I'm acting differently around the girls I'm pursuing and how to adjust it.

>>33619330
Whoever invented yoga pants
Hadrian
Vince lombardi

>>33619341
I guess, lol anons are getting mad that I find it annoying to be big they'd wanna kill me if they found out I'm the Aryan prince anon

>>33619328
>chasing me down the street naked demanding cock
...OK I'm into this...

>>33619325
>a baby Sasquatch
Hairy like a gremlin?

>>33619308
Bro zeroed in on them earrings lmao

>>33619330
M
Mr. Rogers

>>33619322
That's pretty normal, contusions like that often feel worse after a couple of days. Give it a couple of more days and it should start feeling better

>>33619335
https://www.nytimes.com/1982/05/11/science/new-homosexual-disorder-worries-health-officials.html

>>33619352
Slightly yeah

>>33619351
>*CRUNCH* the entire right side of your body goes numb as the pavement jumps up at you
>"It didn't have to be this way, anon. I gave you every possible chance to do this the easy way."
>you moan in pain
>"But you didn't take them, so I guess you must not hate this as much as you claim. You're going to look so good next to my other dildos"

>>33619319
>>33619311
There is nothing hotter than a begging, desperate woman.

>>33619330
M
irl friends whose lives I want to emulate
Maximus the Confessor (the o.g. "Yes, all of you are wrong" Apu Apujasta)
Gene Wolfe and Tolkien
Kamina

>>33619330
M
pirate software

>>33619372
Roach

>>33619372
Did you also formerly work at blizzard?

>>33619372
Did he inspire you to Stop Killing Games?

>>33619351
No. I'd just pout until you have to oblige.
>>33619368
I hate feeling so desperate for intimacy. In the moment and retroactively, I can feel how much my need for physical and emotional closeness with another person controls every fiber of my being and it makes me feel weak and codependent.

state gender
are you confident that you'll be a good parent

>>33619348
King

>>33619380
I just think the risk of putting an unnecessary burden on developers, especially indie devs, when making games is already hard enough. You don't have a god given right to be able to play a videogame forever if that's not the product that the developer actually shipped to you in the first place.
>>33619376
God no. Working at blizzard past the mid-late 00's must be retarded.

>>33619360
Okay thank you because my wrist just started hurting too This is not good

>>33619387
M
Yeah but ATM I'm not financially steady enough for kids.

>>33619386
Yeah, it's neurotic.
Still, nothing hotter for me than a woman begging me to cum inside her.

>>33619387
>are you confident that you'll be a good parent
F
Absolutely fucking not and it is why I'm not having kids. I'll never be the mom that my mother was to me.

>tfw you crack open a monster ultra paradise after work
Yup. This is where my day peaks.
>>33618654
M
Absolutely

>>33619387
lolno

>>33619391
If you had a fall you just got banged up a little. Did you never fall off your bike or the monkey bars as a kid?

>>33619387

M, I like to imagine I will be, but I'm really worried I'll have a problem-child who won't respect me and just laugh at me when I try to enforce discipline

>>33619388
NGL I'm more of an attention seeking idiot that acts before he thinks.

>>33619400
I like Ultra Blue.

>>33619389
I actually kind of agree. The burden shouldn't be on a dev to keep the servers on forever. And it becomes a slippery slope too- if I'm mad about the direction the game went in subsequent patches from when I started the game, am I entitled to sue because the game isn't what was what I played on day 1 of installing? Do all games need "classic" servers where I can play the game on an arbitrary patch or release? When is it or isn't it "killing" the game? Should valve be legally required to make 6.84 DotA 2 servers, or restore CS:GO from CS2? What about Overwatch 1 being completely deleted by Overwatch 2?

What about PirateSoft inspires you though?

>>33619391
you might want to contact your loved ones
ive seen this before and it progresses very quickly

>>33619406
Never tried blue. But I do like blue Hawaiian.

morning atoga. just realized the flirting and feminine interactions here actually enflame my feeling lonely, even though it's kind of comforting too to flirt and muse these scenarios but mostly it just leaves me feeling more alone. sorry.

>>33619387
I hope so. No doubt I'll be far from perfect, but I had good parents and I'm pretty good with kids

>>33619387
I would try.

Is horseracing a good place to have a date at

>>33619400
>monster ultra paradise
Based. One of my favourites. I remember when it first came out and me and my female coworkers all bought it on our break, kek.
Have you tried the Lando Norris Monster? I haven't had that one yet.

>>33619399
real

>>33619419
Yeah nothing says romance like the smell of a barn and some guy chimping out because he just lost the last of his paycheck on a "sure thing".

Found this aislop homogem on Twitter thoughts you guys would appreciate it.

>>33619419
no.
why the fuck are all men such gambling addicts these days?

>>33619421
>Lando Norris Monster
I haven't, I don't even see it in my stores. Any idea what flavor it is?
>when it first came out and me and my female coworkers all bought it on our break, kek.
Comfy memory...

>>33619430
Gambling is harmless fun

>>33619425
I thought women loved horses

>>33619427
F
This picture is true. Don't ever type like the one on the left.

>>33619435
He's messaging his chad boyfriend you cunt

>>33619430

Why work hard when luck is all that matters to success these days

>>33619387
F, no, if I were, I'd already have kids. Everyone around me says I'll be great because I love kids and when I'm at my best I am nurturing, playful, warm and all that. The thing is I know myself how incredibly soul-crushingly depressing I can be when I don't feel good at all and I want to get better at processing that on my own, not taking it out on anyone and not having it hang thick in the air, before children get involved. I realize having a parent who is amazing sometimes and horrible at other times might even be worse to come to terms with and live through well than a simply disengaged parent.

>>33619431
"Refreshing Melon with Yuzu" is the description on their website.

>>33619419
M
If a girl likes horses maybe

You should try to cater the date to stuff you both might be interested in doing. Like if she's into stargazing maybe you go to an astronomy thing. Or you can just keep it simple and go bowling or rollerskating or whatnot.

>>33619435

If I send that, she just rolls her eyes and goes back to doomscrolling

How do you know when you are a guy's girlfriend?

>>33619344
It might not be the whole story but part of it, no doubt, is that around your female friends you feel relaxed, accepted as you are, like there's nothing or not much to lose or at stake. That is a very different setting to be in than nervously trying to impress someone who makes you feel lost for words.

This is also part of why you often hear men complain they get more attention after getting into a relationship - they eased up, relaxed and as a result are more fun and more their real selves around women than they were back when they were single and looking for things.

>>33619387
F
No but for some reason I still want it even though I know I'll mess up a lot

>>33619434
>I thought women loved horses
Take her paddock riding.

Women how would you feel if you went to Heaven but it was Chinese?

>>33619435
>women 12PM: rah rah rah women's rights women power!
>women 1PM: men pls bully me into having sex

>>33619408
Africanized AIDS?
>>33619402
I was a very cautious child but I don't remember any pain from the times I did fall. I'm getting old

>>33619453
Chinese scammed me yet again

>>33619170
Hey

>>33619447
NTA and you're not wrong, right picture only comes across as bold if she already likes him to begin with, otherwise it's just awkward and presumptuous. Nothing worse than someone trying to boss you around when they simply can't.

But I do agree with the other anon, very cautious phrasing like the left picture makes it very palpable how self-conscious/uncertain and hopeful you are and that easily evokes pity, it takes her headspace from "how do I feel about him?" more to wondering how not to disappoint you or hurt your feelings, which is a lot less sexy obviously.

>>33619398
I wish I wasn't neurotic. I wish it was okay for me to feel how I feel and how strongly I feel it.

>>33619460
why is foid getting scammed by chinese so much?

>>33619413
*hugs you*

>>33619448
You ask him. Men can't ask that anymore because you foids will think he's desperate and get the ick.

>>33619453
>get to heaven
>that guy from the Taiping Rebellion was actually Jesus

I don't know how I'd feel

>>33619472
Nta
No ones ever asked me

>>33619434
>gambling is harmless fun
Zoomers don't realize gambling ads weren't allowed until recently, and after only a couple of years of corporate influence it's all your favorite thing.

>>33619455
incel tell the difference between bullying or overstepping, and being assertive challenge: impossible.

>>33619241
I hope you're still around because I feel very qualified to answer this. Yeah AFAIK if you are in doubt if you ever had any, you didn't, it is definitely an unmistakable experience especially the first time. But I am someone who took a longer time to get there and yeah for me there was definitely a hang up in the way which was that I had a very hard time letting go and losing control. Basically I felt afraid of what would happen even though I could not rationally say what I feared, something in me got scared and shut down when I got close.

For me I worked through it by forcing my first orgasm with the showerhead, which was easier to keep in place even when it started feeling really bad/weird, than to keep fingering yourself with the same intensity. I was not in a relationship at the time but it is hard for me to imagine having a first one with a partner there too if there's an issue, because if her issues also revolve around shame or control, having a witness will add other layers to that.

As for
>She does end up in so much pleasure she has trouble staying upright
I know it sounds vague but in my experience it's just different if you don't know (yet) how to orgasm. It's like now that my body knows there's this outlet that is also really tempting in itself, I can experience a lot less pleasure before it happens than I could back when orgasming was out of the picture. So don't worry that her not having an orgasm with you means the sex itself is not good enough to get her there or that her pleasure is apparently not that serious... It really is just a wholly different scenario and as weird as it sounds, that also creates ways to really enjoy sex that become less easy or impossible once you get used to this other way. I think a lot of people would say unless they have a particuarly great orgasm, the moment their pleasure is highest is not during orgasm but right before coming, when the pleasure you already feel meets the thirst and longing....

>>33619475
>>33619472
Me either.
Guess I will wait it out and see how it goes. If I do ask about being a real gf at some point, he will prob just freak and ditch me.

>>33619430
bitcoin happened
then GME happened
then some guy made $100k betting "no" on peace deals between israel-palestine and russia-ukraine by the end of July
also the existence of a betting market on what color the next dildo thrown on the court at a WNBA game

>>33619479
>incel tell the difference between bullying or overstepping, and being assertive challenge: impossible.
men are not the ones who have a hard time telling the difference

>>33619472
>>33619475
>>33619486
The asker is always the desperater one and the askee usually either freaks out or at least has that impulse.

Also my smartwatch doesnt seem to charge anymore but its only a few months old

>>33619330
M
Plenty, and I’m lucky that my dad is one of them

Why do I smell like vinegar?

Did you know if you eat foods rich in calcium and with food rich in iron the iron won't be absorbed by your body

>>33619506
diabetic?

>>33619471
appreciated anon.
there's gonna be much, much lonelier days ahead of me so i'm gonna need to toughen up but today is not that day so far

>>33619508
No.

>>33619512
>today is not that day so far.
And it's okay that it's not
*hugs you tighter*

>>33619489
>then some guy made $100k betting "no" on peace deals between israel-palestine and russia-ukraine by the end of July
Was he actually able to cash out? I know betting sites ban people who start making over 4 figures.

>>33619464
nta

That's why you need to be assertive, but not commanding. Like you said, the right is a text you send when you're already seeing each other. Before that it's more like "I'm going to x, you should come with!" or "I'm going to y, would you like to join me?" It needs to not be a big deal nor should you sound like you're apologizing for interrupting her life to enter yours.

>>33619449
Yeah, I think that's a good way to put it. I think I'm improving at getting comfortable enough to not feel the pressure anymore, but I wish I had done it sooner. I've been able to befriend more girls lately and go out with them one-on-one, but we'll see if one of these will result in a gf. But I'd rather go on so-so dates that don't go anywhere (doing activities I already wanted to do, mind you) than none at all. I think it's a better problem to have because it is ultimately a numbers game.

His biceps are thicker than her legs. No wonder she gave him that silky, white pussy.

>>33619530
I'd give him it too

cringeeee

How do I court a goth girl without her just thinking I have a fetish for goth girls?

>>33619479
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds gambling seedy and stupid.

>>33619530
women just want ONE thing from men and it's so simple

I know it's the middle of a workday, but the thread is shockingly slow right now.

>be depressed and suicidal for a couple of months
>Female friend just spends that time saying generic things to try to get me to stop being depressed but nothing happens
>Spend this week trying to figure it out and now no longer depressed after rationalizing it
>Go back to the way I was before making jokes and having a good time with other friends
>Now she's upset out of nowhere and starts bring up old arguments that were settled earlier in the year that everyone else calls her out on
>Claims now I have a big ego even though I just went through one of the worst times in my life
Is this even normal for a female friend to do this? I can't even figure out why she's acting this way, her life situation has been the same if not slightly better than the beginning of the year after some improvements in her job but other then that nothing else would have changed. I will admit I did do some banter with her but it's no different than how she would be treated before and she's even treated better than how I do banter with everyone else and she even admits she says way worse things to me than vice versa.

Lads, are you excited to invade Venezuela and bring home a spicy Latina war bride?

>>33619522
*hug* it IS okay! it's just also very inconvenient. i just got out of a doomer arc, so waking up like this may be leftover from that, i'm usually mr. non-stop optimism so these kinds of episodes hit me hard, thanks for entertaining my rambling. my work stimulants should give me better emotional control once they kick in fully

What's the best thing about the place you live? The worst?

>>33619485
damn you anon and damn memory.

>>33619543
>female friend
Lol why do this to yourself?

>>33619540
Give it time the weekend is just beginning unless the girls have plans they'll be here.

Basically I will never achieve my career goals unless I marry an Asian girlboss? Dang.

>>33619548
Proximity to NYC.
Also proximity to NYC.

>>33619547
nta bipolar?

>>33619548
The beaches. The tourists.

>>33619545
My ex was Venezuelan it was one of the most toxic relationships ever it's not worth it.

>>33619548
It is too hot

>>33619552
Circumstances

I like him but why does he always smell like he just got done mincing an entire herb garden?

>>33619549
What? Did I stir up some bad ones? Sorry anon.

>>33619552
I think it can be done if you have more than one.

>>33619543
You sound like a major asshole
She tolerated your depressed ass for months,
you couldn't tolerate her bad mood for a few days?

Tf out of here!

>>33619554
Don't do it anon

>>33619566
This sounds amazing to me honestly. But assuming he just overapplies some scent, maybe you can be all sexy and tell him you like how it smells but want to smell him too, so could he apply less so his natural scent stands out more?

>>33619548
I can walk to the local shops.
The streets are so broken and cracked one little bump can fuck up your car.

>>33619566
Dude puts on too much cologne?

>>33619571
This just started yesterday

>>33619569
No, good ones.

But thats bad. Be happy if you don't understand.

>>33619578
Even worse

>>33619556
not as far as i know (and probably not, on that note), any mood swings i go through are very, idk, irregular and spaced out? like i haven't had a depressive episode since may. been working a lot of traumatic stuff that happened to me last year, kinda successfully imo but thats usually the result of any bad feelings i have, connect back to that one way or another (as mentioned, i'm usually very positive)

Why do women complain about money? All they have to do is wear cute microskirts or pajama onesies and give their besties massages on camera and they can build generational wealth

>>33619545
Do they still have any white women from the Italians who settled there or are they all brown now? This heavily influences how eager I am to die for them

>>33619575
>natural scent
You mean like BO? Y'all women are weird.

>>33619453
Nice, maybe ill see my dog

>>33619548
Can't think of a best thing, or even just anything positive in general.
Is this depression?

>>33619575
>This sounds amazing to me honestly
note...to...self:..mince...entire...herb... gardens.

:|

>>33619588
Sounds more like ennui.

>>33619592
average modern day foid

>>33619526
>"I'm going to x, you should come with!" or "I'm going to y, would you like to join me?"
Agreed, these just read relaxed and (especially the first) enthusiastic. Also whole-heartedly agree that it should sound fun and like not a big deal. The more you stress that it might be weird/awkward to invite someone, the more easily it comes across that way that's how it always goes.

As for your other post, it is a totally normal phenomenon, frustrating as it is, and it absolutely is bound to become less if you get more experience not just talking to women but specifically talking to single women you are impressed with. Even if that's just because you fumbled ten amazing chances already so you don't really believe in it anymore and that makes you less nervous.

I am also a big fan of tagging along or inviting others along to group events as they put you less on the spot than a one on one date. Plus you can be indirect and e.g. show off your sense of humor by making your best friend laugh while she's right there, instead of trying to play for her audience specifically. And if you hit it off it is easy to turn it into a more secluded thing anyway. Though I realize this is more or less realistic depending on how many friends you have and how much stuff they do together, how open they are to strangers and so on.

>>33619552
female friends are different if it's part of a larger friend group

>>33619387
>state gender
>are you confident that you'll be a good parent
It's probably too late to have kids, maybe in another universe I'm a decent mom i hope. Seeing how others are, it probably has to do with their past sometimes I'd like to bonk some people and others I'd wish they could somehow win the lottery or something so they wouldn't have to work a lot especially the the geniune single moms/dad's that were forced to become single parents off topic soz

>>33619548
I love nearly everything about my appartment. It is cozy with a big balcony.
I kind of wish I had an extra closet that's like 4-5m2, it'd make storing some things way easier.

>>33619588
yes, or at least a clear warning sign particularly if that kind of attitude extends towards everything (or most of everything). depression is your brain being unable to stop being sad so it tends to drown out any feelings of happiness.
>>33619592
that is next level mental gymnastics, good grief!!

>>33619548
>The best
It has nice viewa and it's close to nature.
>The worst
Everything else

>>33619599
That was written by a man.

>>33619598
Isn't that more boredom?
I think about the thing I like doing and it just feels like meh why bother

>>33619548
M
best: it's close to free with electricity, plumbing, and laundry
worst: it's a dungeon in the middle of a social and economic wasteland

>>33619543
Doesn't sound very normal but it's pretty much impossible to judge from this info. It sounds to me like now that you are acting happier, she feels more free to admit to herself that some of your depressed behavior grated her. Just like you found her advice/support generic but probably didn't tell her, chances are she felt at least some of the things you said in your low mood were pretty rude/self-pitying or otherwise unbecoming, but she also put up with it. Now that you seem back to living your best life and she no longer actively pities you, that would make her feel what annoys her about you.

But again that is assuming and even if I'm right, I still don't know what exactly in your behavior or words it was that irked her. There's other options too like maybe she felt drained trying to be there for her and she feels kind of like, was there ever much of an issue then, now that you have seemed to snap out of it out of nowhere.

Either way it'll be about her perception more than anything you wrote here I'm guessing.

>>33619537
It objectively is seedy and stupid - some people are just okay with that. I call those people 'low quality men', and it's most of them.

>>33619548
>What's the best thing about the place you live? The worst?
The weather in the winter and sometimes I get to meet rare genuine kind hearted folks in my job or when have rare free time.
>What's the worst?
Not a lot of jobs available that pay well enough, not a lot places to go, the governor has ruined all the cities. Ngl

>>33619614
average modern day foid

>>33619548
>best thing
pot shop down the street at the end of the block to purchase chemical escapism
>worst
i'm at my parent's house atm, who carry disgusting and ugly vibes almost 24/7. impossible to ever be comfortable or let my guard down here. this makes the best part very convenient.

>>33619592
Either rage bait or a total moron

>>33619566
Probably what he eats, suggest him buy glycolic acid and to spray it on him pits, its his body detoxing probably

>>33619580
I do understand, yeah, sorry for that then.

>>33619585
Everyone has a scent, not necessarily BO (even though enjoying fresh sweat on some people isn't rare either) but just their skin/hair. Perfume is supposed to blend with this, not drown it out entirely.

>>33619548
I'm homeless so I guess that. The best? Eh, I guess that I can travel a lot.

>>33619585
women want their men smelling like sweaty pigs, not greens, apparently

What's your gender and how old were you when you realized that so called 'experts' barely even know or get things right better than a random guess most of the time?

>>33619620
My grandparents used to call it a tax on the stupid. I miss my nan.

>>33619548
Best? There's plenty of money so it's clean and the roads are wide and easy.
Worst? There is absolutely nothing to do other than work so you can pay for vacations to other places

>>33619578
Your friend needs validation she has friends, that's why she's bringing up shit others "call her out on" And your banter seems like the straw that broke the camel's back. She feels like you're ganging up on her. And you being the major asshole that you are, you're probably enjoying this waaaay to much, because you feel part of the group and have someone to punch down
You couldn't even bother to give her props for even saying "generic things" to you for months, where you 100% wouldn't have done the same, judging by how self-absorbed you sound. Not only that, but since you singled her out, she must be the only one who actually bothered.
Fuck you asshole. Being depressed isn't a carte blanche to get out of being an asshole or where it doesn't count because you were mentawy iww :( :(

>>33619630
Why are you homeless?

>>33619628
feels hard anon but I also don't want to forget.

>>33619633
Experts are literally just random people, they don't always even have any qualifications on the topic or even connected

>>33619633
I yet have to become that stupid and arrogant.

>>33619633
M 22 when I became a low-level expert myself although I had suspicions before then. experts are charlatans, smart people are real. If you push an expert out of his system of deceit he crumbles but you can put a smart person anywhere and he'll make progress.

>>33619485
> I had a very hard time letting go and losing control.
That might be what's happen with her
>forcing my first orgasm with the showerhead, which was easier to keep in place even when it started feeling really bad/weird,
It felt bad and weird? Like overstimulated bad or just some other weird feeling? She does say it's too much some times, but maybe I'm just overstimulating her. Some things I do feel 'weird' to her. Like rubbing her pussy so her clit moves in and out.
>because if her issues also revolve around shame or control, having a witness will add other layers to that.
Now I'm almost afraid. She has her own (minor) issues
>I can experience less pleasure
Thanks anon, I'll try to just let it happen natural rather than trying to bring her there

>>33619583
they want generational wealth but without depending on anyone else, like fans, husband, or anyone in general

that's why famous people hate their fans so much, by the way. normal people are so narcissistic they viscerally hate the idea that even one other person contributed to their massive success. They want to imagine they are so much stronger, smarter, and morally better than other people, that money just materialized in front of them out of respect

>>33619576
Do you live where I live? I wish our government would fix the roads, gas prices, hospitals instead ngl

Day 1 No Calling People An Edomite Challenge

Femanons, you're cute.

>>33619633
I don't know exactly. I don't see how anybody good at anything can believe the kind of definitive nonsense people try and push as the agreed upon narrative.
In every single field even those experts all disagree on everything, but then on the outside people pretend there is a unified narrative. As soon as you realize every field is like that you can't believe 'experts' blindly anymore.

For F
What do you think of Alien Earth?

>>33619645
A lot of bad life decisions and drug addiction. I'm getting a little better but it's a touchy subject I don't like talking about.

>>33619656
>Like overstimulated bad or just some other weird feeling?
Yeah I guess it was mostly that I got anxious/overstimulated so that made the mental arousal go away and if you feel zero mental arousal, doing something very sexually involving feels really gross. I guess the easiest I can describe it is post-climax revulsion guys sometimes describe only it happens before you came, but I guess because of the same feeling of a mental cold shower.

Yeah for me it definitely felt bad, but I do think there is a range of experiences that can cause women to subconsciously hold off on climaxing and they don't all feel the same. It is relatively common to hear girls suppress orgasms subconsciously or make the guy stop stimulating them because they feel like they have to pee, which can be a sign of going to squirt but can also just be a mental association/fear.

>Like rubbing her pussy so her clit moves in and out.
It is totally normal for the clit to be very sensitive and for women to be very specific in how they do and don't like it stimulated. Everything from loving it being grabbed gently to not even wanting it grazed without a protective layer of underwear in between, or enjoying it being circled but not touhed directly. (Also make sure you never touch the clit with dry fingers, at least put them in your mouth and her juices or lube are better.) So this in itself to me is nothing noteworthy.

>Now I'm almost afraid.
I didn't mean it dramatically, just, if you're e.g. afraid you will pee if you come, that's one thing to deal with when alone. (Even alone in the bath tub, it can feel unsexy and embarrassing as a prospective outcome.) But with a partner, you might be afraid to pee and afraid your orgasm face looks retarded and shameful or you will make a super unsexy noise. So then you have more things to think about than just your own pov.

The good news is once you know what it feels like, subsequently getting there is much much easier!

>>33619440
I'm sure you didn't mean to imply that it isn't quite as damaging, but a disengaged parent sits at the center of a fucked up existence for me, colors every part of my life, even my job. I wonder if my mom were sometimes present, if I could sometimes have okay relationships with women in that instance, instead I can't ever interact normally with any woman and i get weird around all of them that aren't just friends/immediate family.
i think it's good to be cautious, but you should know situations like mine don't come from people having issues, they come from people either not recognizing they have issues or ignoring their issues and having kods, the fact you're so concerned now without any kids is ALREADY addressing that issue. I think you'll be a fine mom, honestly.

I've gone through so many fucking emotions today, it's kind of ridiculous.
Emotional pain. Absolute hype. Having to lift up and carry my shopping cart and making me feel like Arnold in front of a beggar. Incredibly excited about my plants bearing fruits. And now I'm getting horny, but also incredibly motivated, by a cute woman (Nora Fawn) doing nearly nude stuff. Making me want to be good enough to get a lewd cutie like her.
If I wasn't a tall man, but a woman, I'd get a goddamn pregnancy test.
To be honest, this always happens as summer is ending and we have our first colder nights. I don't know what it is. And tomorrow I'm having bbq with my family, so who knows how that will go.

Just absolutely fucking bonkers rollercoaster of a day, mates.

So how are you?

pinning femanon against the mattress and kissing her neck

>>33619671
Thanks, but I personally can't see that so it just feels like gaslighting to me.

>>33619685
>how are you?
Fat and horny.

>>33619674
I think it's absolute garbage. I keep seeing people saying they're really liking it, but I feel like I'm being gaslit. You would think weyland yutani would have been able to hire a significantly less retarded crew.
It's basically an anime plot, but worse.

>>33619685
Kitty looks like he has a yarmulke on

>>33619693
nta you make me want to watch it to see how much I can hate it

>>33619676
nta but i hope you can recover from your addiction and homelessness, prayin for ya

>>33619672
The unified narrative is for the plebs who wouldn't get it without studying up. There's no point getting plebs into the debate or worrying them with uncertainties.

>>33619649
I honestly get it. I spent something like six+ years pining over the first person I had experiences with. And now that I no longer do, it honestly is bittersweet, as relieved as I am to no longer feel a captive of any memories in that sense, it still does feel weird and strangely underwhelming to suddenly remember events that once meant the world to me and it feels like the person whose world that was is no longer me, I remember I felt that way but it's not like I can still feel what that was like.

I think what remains in the end is not so much any recollection but more (in the best scenario) gratitude that some people chose to let us in and have experiences with us, not so much the details of it but just that part alone.

>>33619623
>average modern day foid
that would be this

>>33619702
Thanks, anon. I really appreciate that. :)

Do you know what kind of person you are?

>>33619693
The lady who screwed everything up was hired to check a box. Art reflects life.
Im mostly mad that it seems like they wanted a story about human mapping to synths but had to slap an aliens sk8n on it in order to get funding.

>>33619695
Ironic, considering kittenposter is Jewish, but I didn't even notice it. lol
Here is another one.

Women, could we celebrate new years like this? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756566310859878.mp4

>>33619708
Oh, man...

Someone post the one of the woman moving the WET FLOOR sign, causing the guy to fall.

>>33619713
Yes

>>33619709
yeah, i watched my dad go through the throes kf addiction, saw it tear his life apart, it is grim stuff. i won't get preachy as i'm sure you've heard it all by this point but just remember any feeling of "i can't change, i can't get better it's too late for me" etc is bullshit and 110% just mindgames

women are you craving spicy carbloading meals or chocolate right now?

or have you just been nectar sipping your Monster and don't think you're hungry atm?

>>33619713
been figuring that out this year, actually

>>33619683
Thank you for writing this anon, it is very kind of you. Yes the short answer is you are right and if anything I feel what I wrote was a reaction to people telling me stuff like "at least you know you've got a lot of love to give". When I also do absolutely agree that a lot of times people focus on the worst that ever happened (e.g. was there ever physical abuse?) while failing to acknowledge how utterly horrible it is when parents maybe do not neglect their kids in any practical sense or abuse them in any concrete way, but also do not build them up emotionally or even know how to be present with them emotionally.

I guess it is more that like most people, the reason this scenario is so daunting to me is because that is what it was like with my parents, they are also the people everyone would say aren't perfect but obviously invested in their kids a lot and had plenty of warmth. But some things were pretty fucked up and loving your parents very deeply, feeling very loyal to them because you see their issues and vulnerabilities up close, and then being betrayed/hurt by them severely, is a really fucked up cocktail. I was around thirty years old before I could even open up to people about how bad it could get because my parents functioned so well that I would actively have to blow their cover to share what it was like sometimes growing up. I absolutely do not want that for my own children, it's like I feel my heart beat slowing down even imagining it, and I don't like how easily I can imagine it. But I do desire it very much and work on it quite actively, which mostly means just trying to learn to be better for myself and be a safer person for myself. I hope you have resources in whatever form to help you try to grapple with what you describe. Thanks again for sharing.

>>33619693
OH, and the xenomorph is totally offbrand. It's like they took a totally different script and just pasted a xenomorph onto a different creature. Sometimes it just buzzsaws through 100 people with bodyparts flying all over the place, and other times it... senses fear and leaves you alone if you aren't afraid??? Or in other cases decides to take it's sweet time with plot-armor characters. And now it's going to be friends with the alien whisperer MC? Is the Alien the same alien from Lilo and Stitch? what is going on?!
Also the practical alien suit scenes look like shit. It's like somebody fell for the 'le practical effects' meme without understanding that for it to work better you still have to shoot it smartly and use lighting and shadows effectively. You can't just have a guy in the suit in the middle of a brightly lit room hobbling around awkwardly.

>>33619726
I snacced on some parmesan and now I'm not hongry

>>33619729
this sounds truly awful I can't wait to hate it and make fun of it

>>33619722
That is legitimately the nicest thing anyone has said to me on here and it means more to me than you'll ever know.

I hope your family situation is better.

>>33619704
fuck

>>33619733
damn I thought I covered all of the foid foodgroups but I overlooked the obvious with CHEESE

i wanna family. is that overrated or out of reach? i don't want to give (my) guy the ick but i don't expect him to stick around long.

>>33619714
I'm 90% sure that they took a generic script from their pile of scripts they buy for 30 bucks en mass and just did the thing where you adapt it into an existing franchise to sell it.

>>33619742
an insane fumble sir

I just hit PRs while imagining that I had a gf cheering me on.

>>33619742
ohh lort.
this just made me horrrrnay.

>>33619713
I legit have schizophrenia so I would say no.

How do I die alone

>>33619746
Im 100% sure of that with the halo show.
They didn't even try

>>33619742
This has my nose running byproxy

>>33619717
Is that even a woman?

He loves me but leaves me ?

We cheeseposting?

>>33619742
This is making me feel constipated.

>>33619753
Sir, we are on the correct path for dying alone. Just be patient.

>>33619734
based on the TV threads you'll probably like t so long as you want to fuck one of the girls in it at least. So I guess it's got that going for it. You'll love the scene where a papercutter blade suddenly turns into an actual sword (presumably because the person writing it has never actually had a job and doesn't know what a papercutter looks like), and then just inexplicably magnets itself to her back like it's a videogame weapon.

>>33619762
nightingale?

I think I love women

>>33619763
Lewd...

>>33619742
never ask a foid the last time she ate a vegetable they'll get mad and burp their cheese/monster/hotchip breath at you

>>33619763
How my snatch looks after I view all the cheese pron.

>>33619713
A simpleton that wants to live a simple life and not be involved too much with people

>>33619767
What is your problem?

>>33619772
I had cabbage today your rude moid

>>33619763
dirty lil cheese slut

>>33619763
Prrrrfttttttttt braaaaaapp

where does the hot chip meme come from?

>>33619766
/tv/ is full of degen coomers the board has completely lost the ability to be critical it's 100% /v/ culture war crossovers and borderline pedostalker behavior over actresses. please dont' confuse them for an average moid

>>33619784
Twitterniggas.

>>33619778
F
Feeding moid cabbage so I can smell is farts.
*whifffffffffffffff*

>>33619714
That reminds me

JH do you ever eat in the closed lab, or just leave specimines open while you go do something else?

Daily reminder that JH masturbates with cucumbers then eats them.

>>33619784
this

>>33619790
Whaaaat

>>33619763
Made for JH

>>33619784
a cranky hag on twitter jealous of younger girls

women would you still blow your bf if he exclusively ate asparagus? Like 5lbs of asparagus a day. To the point where the neighbors complain sometimes when he pees.

What distracts you from your worries anons?

>>33619798
i don't blow him now

>>33619797
>>33619794
but I feel like THAT person must be referencing something else? Everything else there is specific and understandable.
Also she is right.

>>33619800
Erping on discord

>>33619800
I don't really have any worries. It feels weird to say that.

>>33619740
Okay to follow this up with a slightly more upbeat observation I did think of dwelling on it a little more. I guess the nice part is the very rare times I do feel slightly nostalgic still (which is virtually if not literally always because I hear specific songs I associate with a once especially tender memory), the upside is - bear with me this might sound just really vague - that it feels like somehow I am linked to this person and their memories in a more final way than I could have ever experienced it back when it was happening.

Like when you are in the middle of being or getting together, no matter how close you are, naturally you will be thinking things like "do I impress them just as much as they do me? am I the person they have liked the most so far in life? do they still only like me more or is their excitement starting to wane?" And when you are actually in a very steady long term relationship, truly recognizing day to day that this is your partner is as hard as recognizing day by day that your only life is passing, you just get sucked into the daily grind a lot.

BUT when you feel nostalgic about someone you usually don't think of anymore and maybe don't even miss, there is a sense that whatever happens, even if you die tomorrow, this happened in your one final life. Like you "get to have" that thing you once questioned so much, nothing can diminish it anymore. When everything stopped mattering, that remained true and at least sometimes meaningful: that you mattered to them once and they to you. At the end of the day, there's honestly not that many people you truly get very close to or love at any point for most. I hope some of this ramble makes sense.