Guys Turtle shilling aside, things aren't looking good. Ascension has basically left this server to rot now that Bronzebeard is up. I just wanted to play Vanilla

>dude you just need to practice bro
>wait 10 minutes in queue
>playing against people with 1000+ games
>just get juggled in corner with no way to react unless I just shield 100% of match
>playing against the same people now
>have won single match the entire time I've played this
>"guides" are just technical jargon thats explains nothing
I feel like I'd have to play this shit every day for 2 years to be even remotely good at it

>Put key in
>Suddenly have to diarrhea
what do i do