>>60821436
I don't like the name Jackson Hole. It makes me feel like I'm forced to watch important events going on in a man's asshole.

>"We have breaking news coming in from the Fed meeting happening right now in John's Poop Chute, Wyoming. Due to lack of fiber, liquidity is drying up and hemorrhoids are expected. This will have painful effects on the economy. In other news, corn nuggets have increased by 300%..."

Thanks but no thanks, I'm not a faggot.

>>512661991
>it's made from carbon

Carbon is the fundamental building block of all known life and a major component of countless non-living materials. This guy is dropping that in there like a punch line, like I'm supposed to be shocked that something is made out of carbon, holy fuck twitter is retarded.