So a Bajoran laborer and a Cardassian officer walk into a bar on Terok Nor. The Cardassian says to the Bajoran, "Clean this entire place before I get back or you're going into solitary confinement for a week." The Bajoran gets to work immediately.
The Cardassian officer comes back an hour later with his guards and lo and behold the bar is spotless.
"Good work, Bajoran. This is the cleanest I've ever seen this place. Guards, take this man to solitary confinement."
Hahahaha