"Simfags could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be simfags anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SIMFAGS" he thought. Once in a Lifetime reverberated his 1996 Toyota Camry CSi, making it creak even as the $13 Dorito Dew™ circulated through his thickly crusted veins and washed away his (merited) fear of rich gaymers after dark. "With a car, I can obey the laws of the road. If I want to race, I should take it to the local racetrack." he said to himself, out loud.