This H1B thing got me thinking: Show me just ONE example of a jeet fully assimilating and becoming a proper American. Has there ever been one single Indian immigrant to do any or all of the following?

>1) drop the fucking accent buDDy
>2) get a proper haircut, nobody likes a unibrow
>3) dress like an American, not like an antisocial microsoft intern
>4) own a well-fitting suit and tie, NO SANDALS!
>5) change your underwear and socks daily, wear an undershirt, your polyester shirt stinks
>6) wear nice shoes
>7) sever ALL ties to Indian culture
>8) stop using Indian scents
>9) stop buying Indian food and stinking up apartments
>10) accept constructive criticism
>11) stop doing nepotism and stop over-hiring other Indians
>12) do proper workouts/activities/exercises
>13) try outgoing things, even if you're not outgoing
>14) forget the imaginary caste system
>15) stop pining over women out of your league, & stop with the self-pity
>16) volunteer and help those less fortunate
>17) stop being so hard-headed at work, see #10
>18) accept just because you were super smart in your village, that's relative, and you need to re-adjust your self-image
>19) stop swarming. you're ruining all the national parks, all the
>20) and for god's sake, stop bobbling your head! the neck isn't meant to move like that and it's offputting